External Link/Members OnlyBooked in to visit this place over at the end of February. Never been to this particular massage place before, something about it always put me off. Decided to bite the bullet and finally give it a go!
Comms: A quick call to book in for the following day. Confirmed on the morning before I set off too. Nice and easy.
Location: Not going to lie, this isn't the best location for a massage parlour. Firstly, it's on a busy main road, so you may want to wait for the traffic to die down, which it rarely does. Secondly, it's located above an estate agents. Some parlours are indeed above another establishment, but this one shares a front entrance. So if you like your meets to be discreet, this is far from it.
Price: Booked for 1 hour which they charged £30 for the massage.
Meet: Walked in and rang the doorbell, trying to push myself up against the door so the estate agents weren't sat staring at me. I was then greeted and led upstairs by an older thai lady. When I got upstairs, I was allowed to pick my choice of the girls, and I went for the younger thai girl of the three. Unfortunately I didn't get her name, but she said she only works Thurs-Sun. I'd say she was around 24ish if i was to make a guess. I'd say she was around 5"4ish and was of an average build. She wasn't a looker, but she wasn't bad either. Finally she was dressed in professional massage attire.
Into the room which was fairly tidy and suitable for the meet. It looks like they brought back the heat with them though because that room was hotter than Thailand! Anyway, I exchanged money, and she left to stash the cash whilst I got undressed. I stripped off completely and lay face down on the table ready for her return.
She came back in, and what proceeded was a
very firm massage. Now i'd probably say it was a little to firm for what I was after, but she didn't ask how firm I wanted it, and to be fair, it did feel like she was trying to get all the knots out. She started by rubbing oil all over my back, and massaging here first. Slowly working her way down my back to my feet where she did the weird pull your toes thing which I never fully understood... Does it really do anything? Who knows. Whilst I was face down, she didn't do any swipes to give the impression there would be anything else on offer.
However she asked me to flip over and immediately started to ask if I wanted anything extra. She said she only does handjob which would be £20. I accepted. She continued the massage first, working my arms, then my legs, again keeping the massage very firm and professional.
Eventually she started rubbing her fingers up and down my body, trying to get my little fellow not so little. Grabbed my hand and smacked it on her arse. As soon as I got excited, she begin the fasted handjob I ever received and making fake noises. Honestly, with the speed she was sliding her hand up and down my cock I thought it was about to get carpet burn, or fall off, one of the two. I knew she just wanted to get this over and done with, and it really wasn't enjoyable, so I just tried to think happy thoughts to get it over and done with and blew my load.
Quick clean up, dressed, and out onto the bloody main road again feeling like I've wasted £50.
Conclusion: In all honesty, she can probably give a fantastic massage, if that's what you're after which is why i've gone Neutral. I doubt i will, but if i return, I'll be sure to say soft/medium, because that's too hard for me. If you're after a good happy ending from someone who's going to take care of you, this probably isn't the best place, but your experience may vary.
