External Link/Members OnlyComms: a bit disjointed and kind of unpromising at first. Made an AW booking which was left unconfirmed, nor was I contacted in any way, at first. Rang to voicemail, tried again when her phone was on but didn’t pick up, so I just texted. Text was replied to and everything was sorted.
Location: Crowne Plaza. She did leave me hanging for about ten minutes, until I texted “all good?”, almost immediately followed by the room number. I don’t mind a stroll around cities at night, even in the cold!
Appearance: I would say she is mid-thirties, possibly early forties. Very plastic and, erm, ‘enhanced’, as per the photos, but her face did scare me a bit, there has been that much work done; so much so that it kind of goes into the Uncanny Valley, like a cyborg. This put me off for a brief moment; I thought, should I walk? Should I have seen another escort? However, she was friendly and chatty enough, so I thought,
to Hell with it. Nice body and fake, enhanced tits...just a very surgical face.
Personality: like I said, very chatty and bubbly (perhaps she was, erm, buzzed? Pupils were massive), seemed genuinely nice and interested in talking. Some might consider the chattiness to be too much to
bear, however.
Action: after thinking “Fuck it”, I handed over the £90 for half an hour, and got what I wanted and more. I went in with the intention of enjoying OWO, 69 and CIM, keeping my ambitions low and to just go with it. We hit it off quite nicely, she’s fumbling with my complicated belt. I assist her, she’s got this “are we gonna rock and roll or what?” attitude which was quite charming. My erection pitched my underwear up like a tent. I removed said tent ⛺️ . She sucks my cock without rubber as per, spitting on my cock like It was a bullseye. She took my whole length, deep throating. Plenty of ball sucking. I did have to ask her to slow down, more than once I think, for obvious reasons. I then ask for 69, and she’s flat on me like a plank, squishing her tits onto my lower stomach, sucking away. Everything seemed fresh and clean on her end! She has a cute ass, nothing huge, but still nice. I ask her to put on a rubber! And we fuck, in this order, in: reverse cowgirl, cowgirl, missionary, doggy, doggy anal. This was a surprise! We were going at it doggy, then she reaches for the lube, applies it, and takes hold of me. I was like, what is she doing? Then it hit me, she was putting it in her ass! That’s why it suddenly felt tighter! Didn’t ask, no warning, just a nice surprise! At age 30 this was my first time fucking a girl up the ass. I had to be careful at first, then gradually started to let rip. Took a break, quick condominium change and then a bit more fucking I think, then asked for CIM, which is something I haven’t experienced in a while, and was feeling quite intense so I asked her to go slow, just like I was with her up her ass (at first!).
Conclusion: I left feeling great, thinking what a worthwhile punt that was. 90 might seem a lot for some fellow half an hour guys, but that is better for everything included thAn paying 60 and getting an awkward list of extras. She did do the “are you going to fill the condom with your cum?” and othersuch likes which I always hate and find so frustrating, but she didn’t do it too often when she could see I was in control and was in for a good fuck sesh. Was given a decent massage after, I gave her one in return and I think I ended up staying over by possibly ten or fifteen minutes. I read another review that said she runs on a script which he didn’t like, I personally found her quite accommodating, asking what I wanted and doing it, although I could see where he came from and understand if other punters see a few red flags in whatever I wrote, like the possible rushing.