London Agencies - Best in 2020?

[Steely Dan]

I have been doing some tidy up of the Punting wiki.  (Join in if you have some time.)

Today I was looking at the list of London escort agencies on the Wiki.  What we use to call the 'list of 95'. (Because there were 95 agencies with credible links.)  And (my guess) since culturally we hated all agencies - since agencies controlled another punter web site we knew - we just listed them all.  We hated them all equally.  So we didn't really split them much between good and bad. And the page was almost hidden down a rabbit hole of links. Of course this doesn't help the punter.  But whatever - those days long gone.

So I am going to split the list into 'good' 'neutral' and 'bad'. Open to suggestions but I think any with a credible positive in the last 2 years are good, others are neutral. A few we know are evil, in which case 'bad.' One could argue that a place with a positive 3 years ago is OK, but really?  Might be new pimps and all new Romanians since then.

So anyway, made a start.  Looked at reviews in 2020.  Top place? Diva Escorts by far.  You boys love it.  There are only 13 agencies with a review this year namely Admiral Escorts, Agency Barracuda, Agency Allure, Asian Selection, Dior Escorts, Diva Escorts, Hamiltons of London, House of Divine, Invasion Escorts, Max’s Angels, Olina, Peachy Escorts, and Top Secret escorts.  I would not have guessed the top one or this list.

I will work my way back through 2019 reviews when I get a moment, but I thought you would find this work-in-progress update interesting.

Before you ask, I am not willing to add your favourite agency because you tell me.  That is subjective.  No review, no place on the good list by SD. It is a wiki so you can edit as you choose, just saying what I won't do.

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(Help if you are willing.  If you can't/won't edit PW, PM me a month that you will 'own', read through the London reviews for that month, and PM me any agencies not on the list above.  Easy-peasy.)

[LLPunting]

You will find that Diva gets a lot of airtime, unsurprising given it's loyalty scheme and incentivisation, notwithstanding some canny management who may well be dropping nuggets in the mix here.

[James]

Good thread, im leaning more towards agencies because i have had enough of average girls on AW. This post is useful to me to research my next punt

[king tarzan]

Good thread, im leaning more towards agencies because i have had enough of average girls on AW. This post is useful to me to research my next punt

Agencies...that is where super honey heaven is... AW at times mingher hell hole

[smiths]

You will find that Diva gets a lot of airtime, unsurprising given it's loyalty scheme and incentivisation, notwithstanding some canny management who may well be dropping nuggets in the mix here.

Indeed, same as HOD which ISNT an agency anyway, its a parlour/brothel set-up run by total scumbags. As ever I am always suspicious when agencies get lots of reviews on here. Fortunately in London agencies don't rule the roost on here and long may that continue, fucking pimp pond life.

[a_test_person]

Used an agency once about 12 years ago.

Outcall to my hotel in a whim. Girl turns up. Romanian. Nothing like the photos. Nothing. Didn't do pretty much anything listed on the profile. I.e. pretty much nothing sexual.

Never used an agency or a rom since.

[Steely Dan]

Am aware of HoD set up.  Agree it is more of a brothel ... but there are no walk-ins and you book the girl you want over the phone - so in some ways like an agency that does only incalls.  Also agree it is not good.  The UKP feedback makes that clear - the wiki does not take sides, it just helps capture neutral facts from UKP. But some boys have good punts there.

I have not used an agency since I discovered UKP + AW combo.  But some like them, hence all the reviews.  Just capturing the facts to help punters have better experience if they choose that route.

[smiths]

Am aware of HoD set up.  Agree it is more of a brothel ... but there are no walk-ins and you book the girl you want over the phone - so in some ways like an agency that does only incalls.  Also agree it is not good.  The UKP feedback makes that clear - the wiki does not take sides, it just helps capture neutral facts from UKP. But some boys have good punts there.

I have not used an agency since I discovered UKP + AW combo.  But some like them, hence all the reviews.  Just capturing the facts to help punters have better experience if they choose that route.

Yes I agree with you SD.

[king tarzan]

Indeed, same as HOD which ISNT an agency anyway, its a parlour/brothel set-up run by total scumbags. As ever I am always suspicious when agencies get lots of reviews on here. Fortunately in London agencies don't rule the roost on here and long may that continue, fucking pimp pond life.

Maybe you should try some of the super honey's from the agencies...????????

[Dogfather]

Maybe you should try some of the super honey's from the agencies...????????

Tried them. Some are stunning.
But some are stunning at £100-£120 per hour too. You can get a stunner for £70 half hour. Beats £250 for one pop and a chat.
Price isn't a factor on beauty. Whereas I once thought it was.
More a case of luck?

[king tarzan]

Tried them. Some are stunning.
But some are stunning at £100-£120 per hour too. You can get a stunner for £70 half hour. Beats £250 for one pop and a chat.
Price isn't a factor on beauty. Whereas I once thought it was.
More a case of luck?

i do not pay £250 for one pop, and I'm certainly not there to chat.... who ever pays for that is stupid IMHO

[smiths]

Maybe you should try some of the super honey's from the agencies...????????

Hell will freeze over first, fucking agency pimp scum, all they do is ensure I would be paying more than I need to to pay for their cut.

[barry]

Thanks for the post. It's useful, I didn't realise there was a wiki page.

I'll be in London soon and have been googling various agencies, so this will save me some time!