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Offline Salt

https://www.adultwork.com/2424933 or https://www.adultwork.com/briana+porn

Fucking love the first line

'hot birch'

Haha is she saying she's a hot tree?

Classic

This gets me wondering how many more there may be out there..........
Banning reason: Prossie fanboy

Offline dilettante

Isn't that what Finns do in saunas?  :sarcastic:

Offline yorkshire123

www.adultwork.com/2424971

"owl & french kissing no charge"

A free bird of prey with every shag?
Banning reason: Making false malicious allegations against admin

www.adultwork.com/2424971

"owl & french kissing no charge"

A free bird of prey with every shag?

She's "no longer active" on AW; she must have run out of Sheffield Wednesday shirts to hand out, yorkshire123! ;)

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Fucking love the first line

'hot birch'

Haha is she saying she's a hot tree?

Classic

This gets me wondering how many more there may be out there..........



and it looks like a scam profile

Offline SirFrank

I do most of my posting from phone or tablet these days. They are both a nightmare when it comes to autocorrect even when you have spelt correctly
Banning reason: Shitstirring against admin on behalf of banned member

Offline Dani

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I do most of my posting from phone or tablet these days. They are both a nightmare when it comes to autocorrect even when you have spelt correctly

So bloody true.  I have stopped using my phone to update on AW as some of the things it was changing it to made me look like I did not understand English at all.  Iphone autocorrect has to be the worst out there

Offline haystacks79

I do most of my posting from phone or tablet these days. They are both a nightmare when it comes to autocorrect even when you have spelt correctly

So true. I'm often browsing on a phone or tablet, but won't generally reply to anything unless I'm actually at a real keyboard. Turning off autocorrect doesn't help, as then my fat fingers on small keys cause as many problems.

Offline SirFrank

So bloody true.  I have stopped using my phone to update on AW as some of the things it was changing it to made me look like I did not understand English at all.  Iphone autocorrect has to be the worst out there

Sadly all my shit is apple and they are indeed the worse. One of my mates is a grammatical snob and he's forever correcting my emails even though I sent them in pristine nick - ie before my iPhone changed words without my knowledge. It's ball ache. If any of my posts read like they've been written by a two year old with a drug problem you know the reason why. I usually have to edit my replies all the time because they don't read properly
Banning reason: Shitstirring against admin on behalf of banned member

Offline pleasure

I don't get all the auto-correct whining, don't you people check what you're typing as it's coming up?  :unknown:

I try to avoid typing anything on a phone if I can since it takes twice as long, but when I do have to reply to a message on the go, I can usually manage to type something that makes a bit more sense than your average WG profile.

Offline vorian

Sadly all my shit is apple and they are indeed the worse. One of my mates is a grammatical snob and he's forever correcting my emails even though I sent them in pristine nick - ie before my iPhone changed words without my knowledge. It's ball ache. If any of my posts read like they've been written by a two year old with a drug problem you know the reason why. I usually have to edit my replies all the time because they don't read properly

The amount of times I have to edit my posts, funking cocktail, really passes me off.
Banning reason: Two faced - Slagging off UKP and it's membership using fake account

Sadly all my shit is apple and they are indeed the worse. One of my mates is a grammatical snob and he's forever correcting my emails even though I sent them in pristine nick - ie before my iPhone changed words without my knowledge. It's ball ache. If any of my posts read like they've been written by a two year old with a drug problem you know the reason why. I usually have to edit my replies all the time because they don't read properly

Try using the voice recognition instead?

Offline maxxblue

The amount of times I have to edit my posts, funking cocktail, really passes me off.

I totalitarian underhand watt ewe mean - samuel hereafter two!

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Fucking love the first line

'hot birch'

Haha is she saying she's a hot tree?

Classic

This gets me wondering how many more there may be out there..........

What can I say? She loves wood  :D

Offline pleasure

Sexy Lily seems a little confused about both her name and her gender - her profile kicks off with the request "call me harry!!!"

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Offline pleasure

The rather pretty looking EmeraldStar makes a bold claim on her profile: -

"i may not be perfect but what i can promise you is that i will provide a device that everyone will enjoy"

One can only imagine what kind of contraption this girl has invented for our pleasure. Perhaps it's something like the Experience Machine proposed by Robert Nozick in the thought experiment outlined in his Anarchy, State, and Utopia.

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« Last Edit: April 10, 2014, 09:54:36 PM by pleasure »

Online Smartie

This always makes me laugh 
https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=1939206

Read in her interview what her second language is.
I did email her to advise but she ignored

This always makes me laugh 
https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=1939206

Read in her interview what her second language is.
I did email her to advise but she ignored

HAHA!
"Jamaican Patios???"
Well.... she does have very wide back doors!!!!!
Maybe "patios" is the patois spelling!

This always makes me laugh 
https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=1939206

Read in her interview what her second language is.
I did email her to advise but she ignored

And there goes my drink all over the place  :lol:

Offline mh

This always makes me laugh 
https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=1939206

Read in her interview what her second language is.
I did email her to advise but she ignored

Well you can't expect her to understand, you were probably writing your email in a different dialect, e.g. Jamaican uPVC soffits and fascias



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