Ok, so i believe this falls withing the rules as it is/should have been a different girl at UBON
My plan A failed (Loubi lou 666 no contact) and i was at a loss, i also wasn't drawn to anyone else available
I was feeling rather lethargic as i had been physically over doing it throughout the previous few days so my thoughts wandered to my old favourite Wellbeing at Donny as i knew i would get a really good rub with FS but i didnt really fancy the drive so i tried a couple of numbers to see if anyone more local was available for a short notice rub with extra's but no joy.
I recalled my visit to UBON, Leeds, where i gave this a neutral, but i also recall the girl said she only did weekends, so fuck it its mid week, i'll call them, i got quite a swift answer and a big yes, come on down, we are available at the time i requested, which was followed by a confirmation text from them.
I arrived on time and rung the bell, the door opened and in front of me was this vision of loveliness (short massage smock, bare legged and looked really good), hi i said, im.... and im booked in for, well now
aww, Solly, im busy, WTF, i thought, yes i said, im booked in for now and proceeded to show her the confirmation text, i know she replied, but my friend has not turned up, do you want to come and wait, i will be another 30 minutes, NO i said, (she looked good) but i will come back in 30 minutes as i have something to do, but will you be free then?, yes her reply.
So off i go and did my shit
30 mins later i returned, rang the bell and the same girl opened the door, aww, solly, my friend she not turn up, hang on i said, you said you would be free, no was her reply still another 30 mins, WHY lie to me i asked, why waste peoples time, aww solly maybe next time she says......
Fucking hell, what now, to be fair, i should have fucked off home or gone and got pissed but no, i had an itch to scratch, back on the net, i got the number for Narlee, i can be there in 10 mins, can you fit me in, YES no problem just come darling
10 mins later im ringing the bell, i was let in by a fully clothed but ok looking girl/woman and shown to an ensuite room with round bed, how long she asks, and stated the price, 1 hour for £35 and handed over the cash.
Off she went and in came another girl, pretty face, lots of red lippy wearing a see through short red lacy type gown, black stringy thong no real hips a bit of a belly but bulging tits out of a tight push up bra, she didn't really peak my interest though she was not the worst i have seen and i do like tits, which hers did appear to be natural, i had thought of asking to see another girl but at that point she said i was lucky as she was the only one available unless i wanted to wait, fuck that i thought, i had waited long enough and who knows, the other may be worse.
I stripped and laid on the bed, Is oil ok, she asked, fine i replied and i like my massage quite firm please to start with and then getting softer
The massage was good, in fact in hind sight, i could have settled at that
20 mins in it was turn over please, there had been no teasing from the back and i had not had even the slightest of stirrings, so on the turn over, the state of mini me was concerning, she started to massage my chest and then got to asking the usual questions, have i been here before, where had i been before etc, to which i said i had visited many places over many years, she then asked about my tattoo's and how long have i had them, they have been recoloured a number of times and still look good, but when i told her that 2 of these were 42 years old she laughed and questioned my age as she didn't believe me, maybe just bull shit but hey ho, oh she says if you old, i hope you have some juice for me and then prodded mini me, a very limp mini me.
I hope so too i said, but maybe that will depend on what you can do for me, her reply was, what would i like, so i said B2B, owo, full sex various positions and maybe cim to finish.
She replied that she would only do OW but will do everything else, body to body then O with condom, sex with condom all positions and i could cum on her tits or face for £90
Sorry i said, that is too much, had she been willing to do OWO and cim then maybe i would have paid £70 but the most i am willing to pay is £55 with no owo, and as i have also paid £35 on entry then that is enough, (i did think i was pushing it at £55) otherwise i will just have a handjob at £20, at this she said that 55 was not enough and it would be £60 for 1 pop, and would have to pay more for 2, ok i said, what would it be for 2 pops, an extra 10, but we agreed on an extra 5 making a total of £35 entry and £65 service (£100) so i handed her the cash and she went to stash
So off comes her kit, and as i thought, she had no hips, a baby belly c/w zip but her tits were good, however, mini me was not stirring, she applied lube to herself, which was a turn off as their seemed to be loads and then came and gave mini me a rub, then more of a rub and eventually he decided to come and play and she did OW
She then removed the condom and started the body to body which really was her rubbing her tits around my cock for a minute or 2 and then before i knew it, she had the bag on again and mounted me, she was making all the right noises and we did try many positions but i was just not feeling it, so off with the bag, on with the oil and she started to wank me off, nearly pulling my cock from my body, slow down, softer i pleaded but to no avail, anyway, with 10 mins left, i stopped her and said sorry its not happening, i need to go now, we both got dressed and i fucked off.
To be fair to the Narlee girl (i don't recall her name and she said her last day in Leeds was this coming Sunday), she did make the effort and i have had much worse, but i think all the earlier fucking about with UBON and then no OWO well, it just wasn't my day
I will try Narlee again, a different day, a different girl as it was as much me at fault for the failure but as for UBON, i think it will be a long time before i think of darkening their door again
Apologies for the long winded crap review, i just hope it will be of help to someone else
