Author Topic: Pam@G5 Smethick,Birmingham- Shit service  (Read 1927 times)

Offline Nitsp81

Kicking myself, should have read Alibirminghams review yesterday and saved my money.
As usual dk ruled head and booked Pam, the new 'girl' today morning
The place and this girl has been widely reviewed, so would just add my experience. Door was  opened by a Sikh man, who looked like someone from rural/backward parts of the Punjab province in India.
Pam, the 'girl' in her late 20s, was someone with 'sideburns', plump, the antithesis of femininity and ugly. Her dress sense was like a farmers daughter, about to milk cows at the crack of dawn. Most likely on a visitor's visa to the UK. Should have walked but thought that even at 40£ an hour, the massage would be cheap.
Well, the massage was more like a an elderly woman kneading dough, to make rotis. Part soft, part finger and part thumping! She brushed herself against me on several occasions. Was hard to tell which was her tummy and thighs. I didn't even think of asking for HE and glad when she finished 15 mins early. Got up, wiped myself and dashed out.
Save yourself some money. Either wank at home or add another 20£ and see a Thai lady. The place adds to Bham as a punting wasteland.
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Offline bonham

At least your review was funny gave e a laff sorry about the massage.
Like you seid shuld have read me and allbirminghans reveaw

Offline bestpunt

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I saw Neha today haven't reviewed as she tried her best but got a free relief, did saw pam there very innocent looking but she tried her best with deep tissue but I won't be returning
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Offline Nitsp81

What time were you there? I booked Pam at 12:30 and there was no one else at that time. Unless Neha was busy in another cubicle.
Anyone who thinks Pam is attractive or even remotely feminine needs to go to specsavers.
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I went at 5..neha was on out call I saw them opening the shop and followed in after 5 mins my booking was at 5:30

I only went because of the so called reviews on here.. The owner wasn't there and she said I only do he..she did go topless and I pulled her leggings off had a finger or so in there.
I paid to pam as I was leaving and she said 40 so I got away with a free relief but all in all disappointed. She did say that 2 new girls are working now so I guess 1 is pam
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Offline Nitsp81

My gut feeling that both girls are working illegally, probably only on a visitors visa. As Pam was jumpy today, kept checking with the owner, whenever the door opened. Probably expecting immigration to arrive anytime  :lol:
That also explains why they seem to be least interested in getting paid for HE . Probably the owner pays them 10£ per massage and that converted into Indian rupees is still a lot, for an hours work . Everyone is a winner..the gaffa, the girls and the punter, except those who pay tax diligently
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Offline bonham

I went at 5..neha was on out call I saw them opening the shop and followed in after 5 mins my booking was at 5:30

I only went because of the so called reviews on here.. The owner wasn't there and she said I only do he..she did go topless and I pulled her leggings off had a finger or so in there.
I paid to pam as I was leaving and she said 40 so I got away with a free relief but all in all disappointed. She did say that 2 new girls are working now so I guess 1 is pam

You say you only went because of so called reviews on here.everyone has seid hand job crap tubby inexperienced so wich reviews are you reading
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All of them Bonham
I made my mind up that I will go despite negative reviews.. As I was able to communicate with her in her language the HE was not bad its only the massage was not good ddespite her trying her best with deep tissue but failed to deliver
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Offline bonham

O thats the other girl you seen but shes only a positive because of the price and you got alot not paying for hand relief