Touts, Pimps And Other Low Lifes Fuck Off.

[smiths]

Another message for touts, pimps and other assorted low lifes who are posting on here in the hope of pulling the wool, YOU arent smart enough to fool us all.

Lately i have noticed an increase in the above as well as mentalists, thats a consequence of the forum becoming more popular, these people think its worth their while posting on here. Fortunately we have punters who can spot these people usually pretty quickly and out them.

If a punter is genuine then the more the merrier as i see it, but please be aware guys there are people who join only to tout and troll, and they have to be dealt with or we will end up with them with the upper hand, although i know that wont be happening with the admin and punters who are bothered by this being ever vigilant.

[vorian]

Another message for touts, pimps and other assorted low lifes who are posting on here in the hope of pulling the wool, YOU arent smart enough to fool us all.

Lately i have noticed an increase in the above as well as mentalists, thats a consequence of the forum becoming more popular, these people think its worth their while posting on here. Fortunately we have punters who can spot these people usually pretty quickly and out them.

If a punter is genuine then the more the merrier as i see it, but please be aware guys there are people who join only to tout and troll, and they have to be dealt with or we will end up with them with the upper hand, although i know that wont be happening with the admin and punters who are bothered by this being ever vigilant.

Hear, hear and when you are found out, which you will be, the prossies name and profile will be linked forever. Not a good way to run a business,  give and good honest service that's the best way to get noticed 99 UKP.

[Iulia_P]

Hear, hear and when you are found out, which you will be, the prossies name and profile will be linked forever.

Free immortality! Wow.

[grandmaster-ram-rod]

please may we have some fun with them before they are banned 

[hendrix]

Treat them well please gents!

[garyrcc]

What is your definition of a tout, pimp or low life, is it someone who has a post count lower than 50?

[Lea]

At the moment this forum does not have a united opinion about how to deal with SPs posting on here. Some members actually think its beneficial to have them here, some think they should be banned altogether or not allowed to join at all (or '' fuck off'' as mentioned). Its you, who have to decide what to do about it.

[mh]

Its you, who have to decide what to do about it.

I don't think there's going to be a vote...

[Ali Katt]

At the moment this forum does not have a united opinion about how to deal with SPs posting on here. Some members actually think its beneficial to have them here, some think they should be banned altogether or not allowed to join at all (or '' fuck off'' as mentioned). Its you, who have to decide what to do about it.

Prossies I've no problem with, members like yourself that are here to tout and take threads off topic should fuck off. So far you have contributed nothing, but I wouldn't expect anything less than a £200 an hour prossie. If you like touting every other forum will cater for that, if you like advertising plenty of free sites to do it. The same applies to male promoters as well.

[Gigabyte]

For me touts and pimps deserve everything they get on this site, and I love some of the comments that they get as they go down in flames. That said I like having SP's on here so long as they realise that it is a site for punters, so their perspective can be helpful at times but defending the indefensible will find them ripped to shreds.

I think safe has a single section they call the lions den. Me I like to think that the whole of UKP is the lions den, tread carefully.

[NIK]

Another message for touts, pimps and other assorted low lifes who are posting on here in the hope of pulling the wool, YOU arent smart enough to fool us all.

Lately i have noticed an increase in the above as well as mentalists, thats a consequence of the forum becoming more popular, these people think its worth their while posting on here. Fortunately we have punters who can spot these people usually pretty quickly and out them.

If a punter is genuine then the more the merrier as i see it, but please be aware guys there are people who join only to tout and troll, and they have to be dealt with or we will end up with them with the upper hand, although i know that wont be happening with the admin and punters who are bothered by this being ever vigilant.

Not while ever members such as your good self keep up the good work! 

Like the title too! 

[Gordo987]

Another message for touts, pimps and other assorted low lifes who are posting on here in the hope of pulling the wool, YOU arent smart enough to fool us all.

Lately i have noticed an increase in the above as well as mentalists, thats a consequence of the forum becoming more popular, these people think its worth their while posting on here. Fortunately we have punters who can spot these people usually pretty quickly and out them.

If a punter is genuine then the more the merrier as i see it, but please be aware guys there are people who join only to tout and troll, and they have to be dealt with or we will end up with them with the upper hand, although i know that wont be happening with the admin and punters who are bothered by this being ever vigilant.

I completely agree with Smiths. I was just telling my close friend Raunchy Susan of Moss Side (PM for phone number and rates) that touts deserve to be whipped and flogged, probably by Madam Ironbut of Duckinfied.

[pokenn]

I'm always impressed at how fast the mods and experienced memebers spot the trolls/touts etc.
Maybe I'm naive, but they are usually gone before I notice a pattern in their posting. Some are clever at posting on a variety of subjects before they are outed.

[SirFrank]

Agree completely. First and foremost this site is a punting site for punters. I have no problem perse with WGs etc on here, some are fab and contribute greatly to discussion but those who pop up simply to advertise or promote some slag can go and fucking die. There's a few possible examples on the board of newbies who jump straight into yeah this bird has got a fanny made out of gold - Freya Pugh and blow job Hayley threads on regional boards are recent examples. It's so fucking obvious

[MDB72]

I am a newbie to the site and I think it is very useful to have the views of fellow punters. I am not sure that I would want to use it if it became something different. I can't tell the difference between fake profiles etc and have come to rely on the regulars here who point them out

[vorian]

I am a newbie to the site and I think it is very useful to have the views of fellow punters. I am not sure that I would want to use it if it became something different. I can't tell the difference between fake profiles etc and have come to rely on the regulars here who point them out

Don't worry keep reading and it is a skill you will soon pick up.

[andrei]

Another message for touts, pimps and other assorted low lifes who are posting on here in the hope of pulling the wool, YOU arent smart enough to fool us all.

Lately i have noticed an increase in the above as well as mentalists, thats a consequence of the forum becoming more popular, these people think its worth their while posting on here. Fortunately we have punters who can spot these people usually pretty quickly and out them.

If a punter is genuine then the more the merrier as i see it, but please be aware guys there are people who join only to tout and troll, and they have to be dealt with or we will end up with them with the upper hand, although i know that wont be happening with the admin and punters who are bothered by this being ever vigilant.

dont mince your words smiths 

[Dani]

At the moment this forum does not have a united opinion about how to deal with SPs posting on here. Some members actually think its beneficial to have them here, some think they should be banned altogether or not allowed to join at all (or '' fuck off'' as mentioned). Its you, who have to decide what to do about it.

No it is admin who decides what happens.  I seem to be tolerated on here but I don't tout.  Touting is best left to %%% as that is all it is about now.
as for Pimps, they make it so obvious even though they try not to as after a few posts they just have to promote how good their girls are by pretending to have visited them but they only seem to visit girls owned by the same pimp.  Guess they dotn realise how obvious that is.
Same as prossies who sign up as a man and then leave themselves a review.  Women write in a different style no matter how much we try to write like a man.  It is so obvious that it becomes laughable

[Stealthshagger]

Lol, the "she was so charming" or "she was elegant". Yeah, a guy just had dirty sex and his favourite bit was her charm. He got a demon blowjob, and her elegance is the part he wants to share. It's so obvious when women write about it.

[vorian]

Lol, the "she was so charming" or "she was elegant". Yeah, a guy just had dirty sex and his favourite bit was her charm. He got a demon blowjob, and her elegance is the part he wants to share. It's so obvious when women write about it.

OMG I can't believe you just said that xxx

[Stealthshagger]

OMG I can't believe you just said that xxx

Vorian, it wasn't what you wrote, it's how you wrote it. Sometimes I don't think you appreciate me. I think I need some time to get to know myself, and to love myself. I just watched eat,ghey, love, and I learnt so much about myself.  Sarcasm off.


"It was sensual" "her skin was like paradise" "we exploded in beautiful pleasure". WTF.

[Ali Katt]

Vorian, it wasn't what you wrote, it's how you wrote it. Sometimes I don't think you appreciate me. I think I need some time to get to know myself, and to love myself. I just watched eat,ghey, love, and I learnt so much about myself.  Sarcasm off.


"It was sensual" "her skin was like paradise" "we exploded in beautiful pleasure". WTF.

 
The fake reviews are usually as a rebuttal to a genuine negative review, even on my best punts, there is usually a downside, sometimes the girl answering the phone or wearing big pants or something, but in a female review, nothing bad to say. Also, no mention of the mechanics of fucking, maybe "we did a few positions lol". If it's written for a pimp "absolutely massive cock" - has anyone known a pimp with an infeasibly big cock? There's a few that are big cunts though.

[maxQ]

I made 2 posts in a thread about Dublin and they never appeared

I wondered why they were rejected, now I know why

fair enough I suppose it may look a bit off if a first time poster reccomends an escort

[smiths]

Not while ever members such as your good self keep up the good work! 

Like the title too! 

Thanks NIK.

[smiths]

dont mince your words smiths 

I was going to let rip but took a more measured approach.

[NIK]

I'm always impressed at how fast the mods and experienced memebers spot the trolls/touts etc.Maybe I'm naive, but they are usually gone before I notice a pattern in their posting. Some are clever at posting on a variety of subjects before they are outed.

This is why so many of the bastards hate UKP. They claim it's misogynistic, but the real reason they hate us is because we are so effective at spotting the rogues, rip off artists and poor service providers.

[Stealthshagger]

Which mod can I speak to about something? In all seriousness I have spotted a stalker with damning evidence. The person on here is not a punter but hasn't been spotted.

[whiterussian]

just PM Admin or NIK

[NIK]

just PM Admin or NIK

Can't you change your avatar? 

[Daffodil]

Which mod can I speak to about something? In all seriousness I have spotted a stalker with damning evidence. The person on here is not a punter but hasn't been spotted.

You've been here long enough, and have made enough posts, to know the answer to your own question.

Why make this post? Do you want us to beg you to spill the beans? 

[whiterussian]

Can't you change your avatar? 

done 

[Mr Farkyhars]

Lol, the "she was so charming" or "she was elegant". Yeah, a guy just had dirty sex and his favourite bit was her charm. He got a demon blowjob, and her elegance is the part he wants to share. It's so obvious when women write about it.

I think that as soon as you actually post which words are the suspicious ones, you end up hindering and not helping

[mattylondon]

Why make this post? Do you want us to beg you to spill the beans? 

Perhaps it's a bit of self analysis?!  Yes, we're waiting, with baited breath. 

[Stealthshagger]

I see what you are saying, but I wanted to alert the right person before I left, as I am now away on holiday. I don't want to draw attention to the person's posts. I let the mod and admin know and I will leave it at that. I don't see what the digs are for?

[OldAdmin]

At the moment this forum does not have a united opinion about how to deal with SPs posting on here. Some members actually think its beneficial to have them here, some think they should be banned altogether or not allowed to join at all (or '' fuck off'' as mentioned). Its you, who have to decide what to do about it.

This is a punter site, so service providers need to need to respect that if they want to post.
That means no bad attitudes towards punters, no posts that go against the interests of punters, or attacking and whining about punters, or things that are irrelevant to punters such as recommendations on advice on touring, etc.

The rule also applies to punters, so punters who defend bad prostitutes, such as a girls who posts fake reviews about themselves, or attacking fellow punters to protect their favourite prossie, will get banned.

That's my opinion on whether SPs are allowed on this site, and I guess since this is my site it is the one that ultimately matters the most.

[mattylondon]

That's my opinion on whether SPs are allowed on this site, and I guess since this is my site it is the one that ultimately matters the most.

I cannot see any tangible benefit in 'Lea' being here, that's for sure. From the minute she joined, offering to post her link to all and sundry, I've been of the opinion she's no more than a tout and should fuck off back to prossienet with her pal Jasmine. 

As if we couldn't work out her profiles in a nano second anyway? She's hardly the most discrete! Nice pair of tits, but has fuck all to offer of interest to me, as a punter. Her rates are even more overinflated than her tits! 

[vorian]

This is a punter site, so service providers need to need to respect that if they want to post.
That means no bad attitudes towards punters, no posts that go against the interests of punters, or attacking and whining about punters, or things that are irrelevant to punters such as recommendations on advice on touring, etc.

The rule also applies to punters, so punters who defend bad prostitutes, such as a girls who posts fake reviews about themselves, or attacking fellow punters to protect their favourite prossie, will get banned.

That's my opinion on whether SPs are allowed on this site, and I guess since this is my site it is the one that ultimately matters the most.

There you go, all sounds good to me, no one can say this way of doing thing doesn't work, UKP is growing, successful and vibrant and most importantly helps more punters everyday. 

[Jimmyredcab]

Another problem we seem to have is banned members returning under a different name. 

Normally they are not too bright and soon show their true colours.

They may think that only Admin and NIK can catch them out ------------- that is not the case, we have many members who keep their eyes open for troublemakers and trolls, you will be spotted, it is just a matter of time.   

[curveball]

I completely agree with Smiths. I was just telling my close friend Raunchy Susan of Moss Side (PM for phone number and rates) that touts deserve to be whipped and flogged, probably by Madam Ironbut of Duckinfied.

Funnily enough I was on a well priced overnight with Raunchy Susan when she mentioned your concern over these matters whilst I was perusing the marketing material for her latest offer of "Buy 7 BJ's and Get 1 free" that is available until midnight on the 14th of April.

[Matium]

Oh please don't ban them straightaway.

I can remember many a time when it was more fun to grill them slowly and haul'em o'er the coals.

They're an amusement value, if nothing more.

[mattylondon]

Oh please don't ban them straightaway.

I can remember many a time when it was more fun to grill them slowly and haul'em o'er the coals.

They're an amusement value, if nothing more.

Jesus Christ! A blast from the past. Welcome back. 

[Matium]

Thanks!

[Jimmyredcab]

Oh please don't ban them straightaway.

I can remember many a time when it was more fun to grill them slowly and haul'em o'er the coals.

They're an amusement value, if nothing more.

I see Sadgit eventually got banned --------------- does anyone know who it was.     

[mattylondon]

I see Sadgit eventually got banned --------------- does anyone know who it was.     

I thought it was only a temp 3 day ban? 

[vorian]

I see Sadgit eventually got banned --------------- does anyone know who it was.     

It was a three day ban, so he will be back tomorrow or the day after.

[Jimmyredcab]

It was a three day ban, so he will be back tomorrow or the day after.

People who get temporary bans rarely change their ways, hopefully he will soon be gone for good.     

[berksboy]

  He is spending his free time in the gym , got to keep that 12% body fat you know. 

[smiths]

Oh please don't ban them straightaway.

I can remember many a time when it was more fun to grill them slowly and haul'em o'er the coals.

They're an amusement value, if nothing more.

Interesting how differently people can view things. Unlike you i dint find low life scum touting or trolling on here in the slightest bit amusing, i see them as a threat to the forum that need to be dealt with by admin and the rest of us being ever vigilant. As the forum becomes ever more popular so these low lifes will see it as an ever more attractive place to post on to try to undermine it and further their agendas.

[NIK]

Interesting how differently people can view things. Unlike you i dint find low life scum touting or trolling on here in the slightest bit amusing, i see them as a threat to the forum that need to be dealt with by admin and the rest of us being ever vigilant. As the forum becomes ever more popular so these low lifes will see it as an ever more attractive place to post on to try to undermine it and further their agendas.

Spot on as so often! 

[NIK]

It was a three day ban, so he will be back tomorrow or the day after.

It was three days, but if he ignores 'advice' again it will be permanent.