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Author Topic: Touts, Pimps And Other Low Lifes Fuck Off.  (Read 11264 times)

Offline smiths

Another message for touts, pimps and other assorted low lifes who are posting on here in the hope of pulling the wool, YOU arent smart enough to fool us all.

Lately i have noticed an increase in the above as well as mentalists, thats a consequence of the forum becoming more popular, these people think its worth their while posting on here. Fortunately we have punters who can spot these people usually pretty quickly and out them.

If a punter is genuine then the more the merrier as i see it, but please be aware guys there are people who join only to tout and troll, and they have to be dealt with or we will end up with them with the upper hand, although i know that wont be happening with the admin and punters who are bothered by this being ever vigilant.

Offline vorian

Another message for touts, pimps and other assorted low lifes who are posting on here in the hope of pulling the wool, YOU arent smart enough to fool us all.

Lately i have noticed an increase in the above as well as mentalists, thats a consequence of the forum becoming more popular, these people think its worth their while posting on here. Fortunately we have punters who can spot these people usually pretty quickly and out them.

If a punter is genuine then the more the merrier as i see it, but please be aware guys there are people who join only to tout and troll, and they have to be dealt with or we will end up with them with the upper hand, although i know that wont be happening with the admin and punters who are bothered by this being ever vigilant.

Hear, hear and when you are found out, which you will be, the prossies name and profile will be linked forever. Not a good way to run a business,  give and good honest service that's the best way to get noticed 99 UKP.
Banning reason: Two faced - Slagging off UKP and it's membership using fake account

Offline Iulia_P

Hear, hear and when you are found out, which you will be, the prossies name and profile will be linked forever.

Free immortality! Wow.

please may we have some fun with them before they are banned  :cool:

Offline hendrix

Treat them well please gents! :D

Offline garyrcc

What is your definition of a tout, pimp or low life, is it someone who has a post count lower than 50?
Banning reason: Troll

Offline Lea

At the moment this forum does not have a united opinion about how to deal with SPs posting on here. Some members actually think its beneficial to have them here, some think they should be banned altogether or not allowed to join at all (or '' fuck off'' as mentioned). Its you, who have to decide what to do about it.



Offline mh

Its you, who have to decide what to do about it.

I don't think there's going to be a vote...

Offline Ali Katt

At the moment this forum does not have a united opinion about how to deal with SPs posting on here. Some members actually think its beneficial to have them here, some think they should be banned altogether or not allowed to join at all (or '' fuck off'' as mentioned). Its you, who have to decide what to do about it.
Prossies I've no problem with, members like yourself that are here to tout and take threads off topic should fuck off. So far you have contributed nothing, but I wouldn't expect anything less than a £200 an hour prossie. If you like touting every other forum will cater for that, if you like advertising plenty of free sites to do it. The same applies to male promoters as well.
« Last Edit: April 04, 2014, 03:03:27 PM by Ali Katt »

For me touts and pimps deserve everything they get on this site, and I love some of the comments that they get as they go down in flames. That said I like having SP's on here so long as they realise that it is a site for punters, so their perspective can be helpful at times but defending the indefensible will find them ripped to shreds.

I think safe has a single section they call the lions den. Me I like to think that the whole of UKP is the lions den, tread carefully.

Offline NIK

Another message for touts, pimps and other assorted low lifes who are posting on here in the hope of pulling the wool, YOU arent smart enough to fool us all.

Lately i have noticed an increase in the above as well as mentalists, thats a consequence of the forum becoming more popular, these people think its worth their while posting on here. Fortunately we have punters who can spot these people usually pretty quickly and out them.

If a punter is genuine then the more the merrier as i see it, but please be aware guys there are people who join only to tout and troll, and they have to be dealt with or we will end up with them with the upper hand, although i know that wont be happening with the admin and punters who are bothered by this being ever vigilant.

Not while ever members such as your good self keep up the good work!  :thumbsup:

Like the title too!  :D

Offline Gordo987

Another message for touts, pimps and other assorted low lifes who are posting on here in the hope of pulling the wool, YOU arent smart enough to fool us all.

Lately i have noticed an increase in the above as well as mentalists, thats a consequence of the forum becoming more popular, these people think its worth their while posting on here. Fortunately we have punters who can spot these people usually pretty quickly and out them.

If a punter is genuine then the more the merrier as i see it, but please be aware guys there are people who join only to tout and troll, and they have to be dealt with or we will end up with them with the upper hand, although i know that wont be happening with the admin and punters who are bothered by this being ever vigilant.

I completely agree with Smiths. I was just telling my close friend Raunchy Susan of Moss Side (PM for phone number and rates) that touts deserve to be whipped and flogged, probably by Madam Ironbut of Duckinfied. :cool:
Banning reason: Sending abusive PM to admin

Offline pokenn

I'm always impressed at how fast the mods and experienced memebers spot the trolls/touts etc.
Maybe I'm naive, but they are usually gone before I notice a pattern in their posting. Some are clever at posting on a variety of subjects before they are outed.

Offline SirFrank

Agree completely. First and foremost this site is a punting site for punters. I have no problem perse with WGs etc on here, some are fab and contribute greatly to discussion but those who pop up simply to advertise or promote some slag can go and fucking die. There's a few possible examples on the board of newbies who jump straight into yeah this bird has got a fanny made out of gold - Freya Pugh and blow job Hayley threads on regional boards are recent examples. It's so fucking obvious
Banning reason: Shitstirring against admin on behalf of banned member

Offline MDB72

I am a newbie to the site and I think it is very useful to have the views of fellow punters. I am not sure that I would want to use it if it became something different. I can't tell the difference between fake profiles etc and have come to rely on the regulars here who point them out

Offline vorian

I am a newbie to the site and I think it is very useful to have the views of fellow punters. I am not sure that I would want to use it if it became something different. I can't tell the difference between fake profiles etc and have come to rely on the regulars here who point them out

Don't worry keep reading and it is a skill you will soon pick up.
Banning reason: Two faced - Slagging off UKP and it's membership using fake account

Offline andrei

Another message for touts, pimps and other assorted low lifes who are posting on here in the hope of pulling the wool, YOU arent smart enough to fool us all.

Lately i have noticed an increase in the above as well as mentalists, thats a consequence of the forum becoming more popular, these people think its worth their while posting on here. Fortunately we have punters who can spot these people usually pretty quickly and out them.

If a punter is genuine then the more the merrier as i see it, but please be aware guys there are people who join only to tout and troll, and they have to be dealt with or we will end up with them with the upper hand, although i know that wont be happening with the admin and punters who are bothered by this being ever vigilant.

dont mince your words smiths  :hi:
Banning reason: Multiple accounts (andrei, london_lad_2)

Offline Dani

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At the moment this forum does not have a united opinion about how to deal with SPs posting on here. Some members actually think its beneficial to have them here, some think they should be banned altogether or not allowed to join at all (or '' fuck off'' as mentioned). Its you, who have to decide what to do about it.

No it is admin who decides what happens.  I seem to be tolerated on here but I don't tout.  Touting is best left to auto-censored as that is all it is about now.
as for Pimps, they make it so obvious even though they try not to as after a few posts they just have to promote how good their girls are by pretending to have visited them but they only seem to visit girls owned by the same pimp.  Guess they dotn realise how obvious that is.
Same as prossies who sign up as a man and then leave themselves a review.  Women write in a different style no matter how much we try to write like a man.  It is so obvious that it becomes laughable

Lol, the "she was so charming" or "she was elegant". Yeah, a guy just had dirty sex and his favourite bit was her charm. He got a demon blowjob, and her elegance is the part he wants to share. It's so obvious when women write about it.

Offline vorian

Lol, the "she was so charming" or "she was elegant". Yeah, a guy just had dirty sex and his favourite bit was her charm. He got a demon blowjob, and her elegance is the part he wants to share. It's so obvious when women write about it.

OMG I can't believe you just said that xxx
Banning reason: Two faced - Slagging off UKP and it's membership using fake account

OMG I can't believe you just said that xxx

Vorian, it wasn't what you wrote, it's how you wrote it. Sometimes I don't think you appreciate me. I think I need some time to get to know myself, and to love myself. I just watched eat,ghey, love, and I learnt so much about myself.  Sarcasm off.


"It was sensual" "her skin was like paradise" "we exploded in beautiful pleasure". WTF.

Offline Ali Katt

Vorian, it wasn't what you wrote, it's how you wrote it. Sometimes I don't think you appreciate me. I think I need some time to get to know myself, and to love myself. I just watched eat,ghey, love, and I learnt so much about myself.  Sarcasm off.


"It was sensual" "her skin was like paradise" "we exploded in beautiful pleasure". WTF.
  :lol:
The fake reviews are usually as a rebuttal to a genuine negative review, even on my best punts, there is usually a downside, sometimes the girl answering the phone or wearing big pants or something, but in a female review, nothing bad to say. Also, no mention of the mechanics of fucking, maybe "we did a few positions lol". If it's written for a pimp "absolutely massive cock" - has anyone known a pimp with an infeasibly big cock? There's a few that are big cunts though.

Offline maxQ

I made 2 posts in a thread about Dublin and they never appeared

I wondered why they were rejected, now I know why

fair enough I suppose it may look a bit off if a first time poster reccomends an escort

Offline smiths

Not while ever members such as your good self keep up the good work!  :thumbsup:

Like the title too!  :D

Thanks NIK. ;)

Offline smiths

dont mince your words smiths  :hi:

I was going to let rip but took a more measured approach. :D


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