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Author Topic: Wood problems  (Read 6614 times)

Offline SirFrank

Anyone ever had wood problems on a punt? I've never failed to rise to the occasion but last her had a punt that I should have walked from but didn't. I did get wood but I can only describe it as somewhere between semi and hard. I did wonder what was going on. Probably the hardest I was during the meet was when I whacked myself off just to get the fuck out of dodge. Anyone ever had similar issues with their old fellas? She had a cunt like a butchers dustbin - yuk. It's no wonder I couldn't cu diamonds with the old boy
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Offline vorian

The wood, is never a problem. However coming is, takes ages no matter how good the prossie is. Think this might be a sign of age but even when I was younger coming never happened quickly. No pills to make you come quicker as far as I know.
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I have had the opposite. Horny as fuck, shag hard, come. Still so horny. Blowjob epic, come, still horny. Etc. hot day really horny...just can't get enough and sate the horniness and get rid of the wood. Those days are great if you're with a civvies you picked up in Hyde park on a June day, but when paying for the hour and she wants you gone after 60 minutes, no so much. Leaving a punt hot and horny isn't good.

I guess in your example, it's hard to have a rocket with enthusiasm if you dont fancy her at all. Even when you don't fancy her, it'll be fine if she has a nice torpedo tube, or a nice fibre pipe, etc. If she has an old meat grinder for a pole warmer it's blowjob time or time to go home.

Offline Neverspell

The one I had last night should have been a major case of. Mr Floppy... But I'm almost ashamed to say (with her approval)  almost ruined that poor woman - she even tried to invite me back., but no,  no, no... Got to get in control!
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Offline SirFrank

I have had the opposite. Horny as fuck, shag hard, come. Still so horny. Blowjob epic, come, still horny. Etc. hot day really horny...just can't get enough and sate the horniness and get rid of the wood. Those days are great if you're with a civvies you picked up in Hyde park on a June day, but when paying for the hour and she wants you gone after 60 minutes, no so much. Leaving a punt hot and horny isn't good.

I guess in your example, it's hard to have a rocket with enthusiasm if you dont fancy her at all. Even when you don't fancy her, it'll be fine if she has a nice torpedo tube, or a nice fibre pipe, etc. If she has an old meat grinder for a pole warmer it's blowjob time or time to go home.

Yeah her twat did look like roadkill and despite her profile photos (taken when the spice girls were top of the charts) the reality was she had a body you'd see in a circus hall of mirrors
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When I see a pussy that looks like roadkill fighting for its life, I don't poke it. It's such a turn off.
I did once see a vagina that looked like a badger had stepped on a landmine, so I had anal and a blowjob. But some things can't be unseen.

Offline BigLad89

I suffer from porn related ED, so I always have trouble standing to attention unless i take a blue pill.

really embarrassing considering that I'm only 24

I suffer from porn related ED, so I always have trouble standing to attention unless i take a blue pill.

really embarrassing considering that I'm only 24

Don't worry about it. Most people are embarrassed about something to do with sex or their bodies. Actually, the vast majority have a long list for both.

It happens to best of us

One of the worst was a few years ago I had been on bit of beano at the football and bit other stuff was involved and I fancied a punt, So searched AW and came up with what looked a cracking sort. Rocked up and its Marty Feldman with tits I had already scoffed a jelly on the taxi ride over and had a semi before getting in the door

She was also very short and I am very tall so it was all a bit difficult anyway. Anyway she got me hard while I kept my eyes shut I thought the best way through this is doggy. So got her on all fours but there was a mirror on the wardrobe and every stroke seemed to make her eyes go even more marty like after about a minute I could feel myself going soft. So I made some loud noises and faked cumming (Like a good pro does) and made my excuses like a good tabloid journalist would do and left the scene

the problem was once I got on the tube i developed a boner all the way home and had to sit with jacket on my lap till i got to my station

Offline vorian

I suffer from porn related ED, so I always have trouble standing to attention unless i take a blue pill.

really embarrassing considering that I'm only 24

Try not to wank before a punt at least a week is good, but the longer the better.
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Offline renton69

Old Percy has never let me down on a punt I'm pleased to say.... well, not yet anyway. I have had times when I've been with long term girlfriends though when I've really had trouble getting things going... boredom I guess.

On the odd occasion that I've fucked a howler, I tend to blow my load quicker than with one that I like.... I guess I like to savour the time spent with the good ones.... and of course there is the value for money aspect.

Offline wristjob

The wood, is never a problem. However coming is, takes ages no matter how good the prossie is. Think this might be a sign of age but even when I was younger coming never happened quickly. No pills to make you come quicker as far as I know.

And that's a problem? if I "hang on" a bit it tends to get hard to come but that usually means a longer better session.

When I was younger I used to come really quick with new girls but I'd usually recover pretty quick. One time I had a wank before setting off and sods law....

The only other times were twice with the same girl. It's rare for me to see the same girl twice anyway and this is the girl i've seen most times ever (5) but times 3/4 were pretty embarassing really. Saw other girls in between without problems and it wasn't that she wasn't hot or good. i guess you get used to new girls all the time and no matter how good they are they need to reinvent themselves, do something different to keep you coming back.

Offline smiths

Yes i sometimes have trouble getting and/or keeping wood, such is life is how i view it.

Offline Anadin

I had wood problems and now it's not cumming easily. It's weird to say but I'm a little bit envious of guys who occasionally suffer from premature ejaculation.

Offline vorian

I had wood problems and now it's not cumming easily. It's weird to say but I'm a little bit envious of guys who occasionally suffer from premature ejaculation.

That's make two of us.
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Offline NottsDB

I tend to do half hours, because I'm a cheap skate, so I don't do myself many favors, in terms of time frame. There is a pressure to pop within the allotted time or it feels like you've missed your opportunity, so you start rushing trying to finish. But, the more I rush, the longer it seems to take. When i relax and just go with the flow, i get better results.

I think i'd probably experience some wood problems if i didn't pick a WG that I really wanted to get stuck into. I'm by no means a stud, but because I'm digging the girl and i know what's about to go down, I'm able to get wood and keep it long enough to feel i put in a decent shift.

Offline BigLad89

Try not to wank before a punt at least a week is good, but the longer the better.

I dont wank anymore. havent had a wank in almost 5 months now. my ED is getting better now

Offline SirFrank

When I see a pussy that looks like roadkill fighting for its life, I don't poke it. It's such a turn off.
I did once see a vagina that looked like a badger had stepped on a landmine, so I had anal and a blowjob. But some things can't be unseen.

Yip - you can't unring a bell. Once you've seen the goods there's no way to expunge it
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Offline vorian

I dont wank anymore. havent had a wank in almost 5 months now. my ED is getting better now

Ah you are following the programme. Please let me know how it works out,  it is a genuinely interesting subject. :hi:
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Offline BigLad89

Ah you are following the programme. Please let me know how it works out,  it is a genuinely interesting subject. :hi:

Which program do you mean? Im going by what i read on YBOP.

It's been going really well, havent really had the urge to wank until i started punting but i refuse to restart my timer again so i just wait till my next punt for release

Offline CBPaul

I haven't been effected by the sight of a grim vag - yet - but have been by the rancid stench of a semi rotten one.

One in particular appeared to be a star find at first, cracking body, good looking and I was getting close to attaining full wood in anticipation of the action. She peeled a particularly tight pair of jeans off and not long after the unbearable sickly sweet stench of a mouldy, sweaty fanny hit me. Even now I can't work out why she had paid attention to the rest of her body but totally neglected her gash.

Love the badger on a landmine analogy - perhaps it was the same girl, just that I saw her a couple of weeks later after the remains of the badger had been allowed to putrefy.

Things can't be unseen - true. But some things also can't be un-smelled. Fucking pong stayed up my nostrils for ages.   

Offline webpunter

Try not to wank before a punt at least a week is good, but the longer the better.
+1 on no wanking.  And loads of booze don't help either.  Add the two together & i'm right up shit creek without a paddle
When feeling tired and / or knowing that i'll be drinking before then there is only one solution
Take a bluey.  But whilst these give you a raging hard-on they do make it a bit more difficult to come
If Kamagra then drink loads of water
No chance of 'getting over the line' in a condom in such circumstances as above
Plan B - have a nice oily TW. Her hands and arms then get tired.  Take over & knock one out straddling her tits
This & some dirty verbal encouragement normally works wonders
Finally get there, all sweaty & i think to myself:  TFFT.  And I then check to see the volume produced & distance achieved...

Offline webpunter

Plan B - have a nice oily TW. Her hands and arms then get tired.  Take over & knock one out straddling her tits
This & some dirty verbal encouragement normally works wonders
Finally get there, all sweaty & i think to myself:  TFFT.  And I then check to see the volume produced & distance achieved...

Correction - let the girlie take over for the final 5-10 secs when the inevitable is in sight
Start this final process too early & its like the baton change when GB run the 4 * 100m

I suffer from porn related ED, so I always have trouble standing to attention unless i take a blue pill.

really embarrassing considering that I'm only 24

I'm curious, how much were you watching porn to suffer that at 24? My reason for asking is that I have quite an appetite for porn (usually at least a wank a day, sometimes 2) and I'm wondering whether I should quit while I'm ahead since I'd hate to end up with P.R.E.D (I'm 27).

With regards to wood problems. Only when I've been on the sauce, but never with a prossie since I drive to my punts so obviously don't drink.

Why or how does porn cause ED?


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