Swallow+Anal Pro aka Thai Elina - Edgware Road

[jonathan12]

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Communications:  I phoned at 10 on the day a couple of weeks back. The phone went straight to message. Immediately I got a text back saying “busy please text”. I texted to ask for an hour afternoon appointment that day. Message came straight back and we organised 5 PM. So far so good. At the same time I got a message also giving me the address.

So I show up at 5 PM send a message “I am here at the door”. Immediately a message comes back saying “I asked if you could do 5.45”. Sometimes my phone does this - delays texts so maybe it wasn't a last-minute delay, or maybe it was I don't know. So the next message was “Are you willing to wait 45 minutes?” I replied okay. So I show up at the door 45 minutes later texting saying “I am here.” Got a message back saying “Press the flat button” There are five and I don't have a flat number so by the time I’m in I’m actually three or four minutes late.

Location: The flat’s a grotty bedsit in a grotty part of Edgeware Road. I tend to be a bit noisy when I’m getting into it and a couple of times she shushed me down asking me to be quiet which for me is a bit of a passion killer. She said she has an Arab neighbour who she is trying to keep everything quiet for so it's something to take into consideration if like me you’re not the silent type.

The girl: She told me she's 28 years old. Might be true. She's averagely pretty I’d say. Great body, with a really good pair of falsies and great ass. She is Thai but if you're used to Thai girls you will know that she is not typical. She told me that she is from the south of Thailand and has a Malay father and a half Chinese mother, I would say her look is more Chinese than classical Thai. She has amazing skin and cute smile but with a slightly funny front tooth. I would give a body an 8 or 9/10 and her face a 6. Her English is functional maybe just about conversational she can certainly communicate everything she wants to. She met me wearing a nice bra and pants set and heels, all of which came off pretty much straight away.

The services: She's down-to-earth and smiley with a take-charge rather schoolmarmish attitude. For me I was hoping for an hour of passion and play. To be honest this wasn't terribly passionate or playful, competant enough but not amazing. I gave the cash. She offered me a shower; in I went. I'd been waiting 45 extra minutes and had had a bottle of water and a cup of coffee in the meantime so I was ready to unload. She was offering watersports so as I came out of the shower I said “Are you willing?” She agreed, got into the shower, squatted down and in I shot - straight into the mouth. I guess it's something ticked off the list but not that amazing really. It was really just a relief to have a pee. She showered herself off,  mouth-washed and ordered me onto the bed. Each step of the way she wanted to take charge and kind of give orders. There was a tiny bit of kissing not really french kissing and then she was into the blow job including some pretty impressive deep throat which was actually pretty nice. It didn't go on for so long, maybe five minutes. Then on with the condom and she lubed-up and we went into sex - missionary position. While I was doing it I was kissing her boobs, pretty gently. She tolerated it for a bit. Later on she was swatting me away from the boobs clearly not liking it. Similarly I kissed her neck a bit and she made it pretty clear she like that either so gave up on all of that and just plowed on.

I asked about anal she said ok you’ve got to stand up. She knelt on the edge of the bed while I stood beside it. She lubed up and guided me in. We carried on a while which was fine, not amazing but fine. When I slipped out, she made a big deal of guiding me back in super carefully we carried on for a while. I got a bit bored to be honest. I pulled out – lots of tissues and wet wipes for the cleanup. Then a tiny bit more blow job and more missionary pussy sex until I finished. There was about 15 minutes left on the booking. She gave me an oil massage on the back which felt pretty professional and quite deep and relaxing. Then into the shower and off. I liked her and we had nice little chats beginning and end but I would say for me the whole thing adds up to a neutral experience. I just like something that feels a bit more spontaneous and passionate even if the likes list is shorter. I’m aware that some guys like someone more dominant and I bet she can handle that role with aplomb.