Author Topic: LooLoo_Loves Cheltenham touring save your money.  (Read 920 times)


6 review(s) for LooLoo_Loves (2 positive, 1 neutral, 3 negative) [Indexed by johnny34]

Offline millbush

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Well this is an abject lesson in not letting frustration get the better of you,got a bit tired of "call me babe" messages and then nobody answering from my original choices.
Ok LL doesn't have the best reviews but she looked great in the pics and i thought I could get a positive out of her with my good looks and charm,I couldn't and failed miserably.

Comms Quick call met 2 hrs later.

Duration 1hr £125 I rounded it up to £130 thinking she might be appreciative,she wasn't.

Location Main road Leckhampton which is a suburb of Chelts,ok house,tiny bed but nice and clean.
Now things didn't get off to an ideal start as the road is a long one and I texted when I parked(only had postcode),give me 5 mins so I find a side street where my wing mirrors are more likely to stay on.
6 mins late I get the exact address which then takes another 3 to get to although easy to find.
Greeted by "it took you 10 minutes to get here" :dash:

Woman I've no doubt it's the woman that has been reviewed previously but even having met her I'm not convinced it's the girl in the main pic.
It might be but this incarnation had brown hair and a huge amount of slap so difficult to tell,having said that she was quite attractive underneath it all.
Body wise again could be a different girl as this one's carrying quite some timber,not my type at all.Massive tits and a bus like rear end,all nice clean fresh pussy but could have done with a trip to the hairdressers for the stubble.
Wearing bra,knickers and one of those mid riff covering type contraptions larger girls favour.

MeetingMagic door,she possibly said hi before ordering me to take my shoes off in the hall,straight into the bedroom do the paperwork which she goes off to stash after telling me to strip :thumbsdown:
Given a bottle of water and offered a shower.
Comes back asks me to move sides(she could have got on the other side)then I'm sort of invited to play with her tits.
Not really my thing so after a while I go down on her which she seems to enjoy but she has one of those "hidden"pussys bigger girls have instead of it being on show as it were.
Asks if I'd like oral,well yes please but you could have just gone for it instead of asking.
Now this is pretty rubbish you can hardly tell she's doing it,breaks off to look at the little chap whilst lightly wanking.
This is doing nothing for me so suggest 69 now she seemed to enjoy this more than me as all I got was some light sucking and wanking and for most of the time nothing whilst she buried her pussy on my face.
Actually had to push her away to breathe a couple of times.
Thought we might persevere with this but no offered to rubber up,bit of mish and doggy not for very long I might add before being asked whether she could finish me by hand.
Frankly that suited me fine as this really wasn't working,bit of lube as "wetter is better" apparently which in this case it would have been as the HJ was a bit rough,was not going to cum like this so asked her to sit on my face again as I figured I could use my imagination and think of someone else whilst she finished me off which did work to be fair but that was more me than her.
Took a shower with a clean towel,dressed and air kissed on my way out.

Conclusion Well cannot think of a positive,girl although possibly attractive under the slap does not resemble the profile pic and is a postcode bigger than she appears.
No real interaction and her techniques are very poor and ham fisted at worst.
My fault I ignored the warnings.
« Last Edit: February 06, 2020, 06:51:33 pm by millbush »
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Offline pythondan

I saw her a couple of weeks ago and have not got around to a review.

Do not think I need to bother as my experience was pretty much identical with the exception that I only did 30 minutes and managed to cum through sex rather than a handjob (although she suggested the latter after we had been fucking for a while).

The main picture on her profile was what persuaded me to see her and she did not look that good and was a bit of a chubster.

Great description of her pussy by the way - I feel a bit bad as a timely review on my part may have convinced you to save your £££ - will be more diligent in the future.