Author Topic: TiaLayneXXX - 1 Hr Outcall - Kensington  (Read 12966 times)


8 review(s) for TiaLayneXXX (8 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline dp1892

Hi guys,

I was debating whether or not to post this after the last review where you seem to get abuse for overpaying but TBF I stopped reading responses and ultimately, I hope these reviews do help people as they do me. I don’t have bad punts when I do because I do my research, mainly from reviews on this forum. I am a part time punter and I only punt with girls who I really want to (regardless of cost within reason). Anyway, onto Tia.

£300 for an hour in Kensington at my hotel.

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This is a major one for me as I probably wanked my way through my teenage years to Tia and Michelle Thorne (who just tips that price scale too much for me). But I’d messaged Tia in the past, and this time, and found the communications to be poor. Not when you get the phone number....

Communications
On AW, not great. Got the phone number and she texted as soon as she missed my call and I rang back. We confirmed a date/time when she was down (the next day) and said it should be fine. I called her later in the night to confirm and she did so and stated dirty talking on the phone to me even at this point. She knew the scouse accent was a big thing for me and she played on it. The next day, me and her were openly texting also and she’s great at that.

The Meet
I’d agreed to meet her round the corner from my hotel and to walk in with her and look, it’s Tia f*cking Layne. You’re walking in with a Barbie doll like model. Going up the elevator to my 17th floor room she’s got me pinned up against the wall, tongue down my throat and rubbing my cock. There are no airs and graces here - and is already established on the phone what was/wasn’t on the menu (everything apart from anal, which I hate anyway).

The Punt
Get into the room and I have the papers on the table so it’s out of the way. I ask her to start with a lap dance and work from there. She had brought a little black dress to change into but she was wearing a little mini leather skirt and top which I was happy with. I was already solid as a rock from the elevator so I just wanted to start. I am a cum once a punt guy so with me taking an hour, I wanted to get plenty in. After the lap dance I started fingering her pussy as she sat on my knee and proceeded to go down on her. She has fake tits, a fake arse and a new pussy and honestly, just tasted fantastic. After this she proceeded to go down on me with some incredible OWO, full eye contact and dirty talking throughout everything. I’m talking a solid 10minutes in the BJ going full, deep, teasing, licking, spitting, everything.

After that into the sex, Mac on and started with her riding me cowgirl for a bit. I then bent her over facing out of my open hotel room window and this was just phenomenal. Back onto the bed into mosh and legs over shoulders. And just what you expect from this girl in her videos is exactly how she is in the punt.

It got to a point where I was gonna cum and we were 30mins+ in at this point and I wanted to hold off so pulled out and had her on her knees back sucking and then I laid on the bed a bit after when I eventually came in her mouth. With her staring at me telling me to. She swallowed it all, clean my cock up with her tongue and I’ll never forget the scouse slut looking at me saying “mmmmm there was loads there!” 

We hadn’t looked at phones/clocks at all but we lay down and had a chat about life and her and me and what we do. Shes doing this cuddled into me on the bed kissing me, playing with my Chest hair. The change from PSE to GFE was seemless - an absolute pro. She’s a lovely girl. She clearly enjoys her job and is great at it. Probably 1:05 into the punt she realised the time and started to get changed to go back to her apartment.

The more I punt with pornstars the more I realise this isn’t for everyone, either in the porn-look or on the prices but if you’re a fan, you won’t be disappointed with her. She’s 37 but the work she’s had done means she looks and fucks like she’s 27 and she clearly works hard to maintain what she has.


Offline HighHeelLover

Hey OP

Did you say she has a new pusssy???

Offline Muff licker

Hey OP

Did you say she has a new pusssy???



 I am guessing he is referring to Labiaplasty (vaginal reshaping & tightening surgery)

 







Offline dryanse8

Nice review OP. Sounded like a great time!
Prices are subjective, if you were looking forward to it and subsequently enjoyed it and will remember it, then it is VFM.

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Offline PatMacGroin

This might be a strange detail to pick up on. But you were fucking her out of the open window on the 17th floor of a hotel? Wtf?!

Offline Commendatore


Technically , labiaplasty refers to a labia minora procedure when it is deemed  too big, uneven, or causing any pain and discomfort, also known as a labial reduction.

Vaginal looseness or laxity, you may wish to consider a vaginoplasty.

 I am guessing he is referring to Labiaplasty (vaginal reshaping & tightening surgery)

Offline lr6712

Punted her last year, well worth the money imo. Will see at some point this year too and do a review.

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They do  :thumbsup:

A timely reminder to put this FAF norty milfy mickey-mouser back on HL
Tried forever ago to arrange a session - when she was showing as doing meets - her flitting between scouseland & londinium
Dithered & so got what i deserved, which was fcuk all

As for getting abuse for overpaying my impression is that UKP'ers have pretty much seemed to "calm down"  :)
Subsequent to off-topic being hit by a meteorite the dinosaurs on UKP have had the oxygen taken away from them
Next to fuck all punting by them but spending their time lambasting others on here for daring to get the wallet out & on whatever other bollox subjects they could get their teeth into
The ability to have a bulging wallet [when required] as well as a bulging knob can create envy
You lucky f****r !
Do you need a driver ?  :lol: :lol:

I was debating whether or not to post this after the last review where you seem to get abuse for overpaying but TBF I stopped reading responses and ultimately, I hope these reviews do help people as they do me.

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Loads of tube stuff on TL
Found this on my online collection archive
She looks well young & FAF
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On about 1'10" she mentions having a sore pussy from fucking all day.  Good girl  :thumbsup:
Bet since filmed she's seen more 'traffic' than the mersey tunnel  :)

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Tia would definitely be a fantasy fuck for me, fell in lust with her when I first saw her on Killergram over 10 years ago. Wish she’d tour, if she ever arrived in Yorkshire I’d be there.

I’ve fucked my other favourite Killergram girl, Tamara Grace, so to do Tia as well would be a dream come true!

Offline Sexpest

Her adultwork has the escort box crossed is there a reason for this? I would be interested in booking but how do we know when she is in london?

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Her adultwork has the escort box crossed is there a reason for this? I would be interested in booking but how do we know when she is in london?

Her profile doesn't seem to suggest she's openly escorting but she's logged in the last couple of weeks. You might get somewhere if you send her a message with the title *** Offer you can't refuse for 1hr incall appointment ***
You never know...

Offline rk_1985

She may of logged in for cam services perhaps? Doesn’t look like she’s had any reviews since 2020. May be she tours in 2022 once things settle down

Offline JPin

Tia would definitely be a fantasy fuck for me, fell in lust with her when I first saw her on Killergram over 10 years ago. Wish she’d tour, if she ever arrived in Yorkshire I’d be there.

I’ve fucked my other favourite Killergram girl, Tamara Grace, so to do Tia as well would be a dream come true!

Met her way before she started doing porn, top lass. If she ever comes back to escorting I'll be front of the queue.

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2nd in the queue
Walking deferentially a few metres behind me
As if
 :lol:

Met her way before she started doing porn, top lass. If she ever comes back to escorting I'll be front of the queue.

Offline JPin

2nd in the queue
Walking deferentially a few metres behind me
As if
 :lol:

Haha  :drinks: