Claire. Middleton "If Carlsberg Did Massages"

[sinbad52]

To the doubting Thomass on here. I have visited and although I would not go back would still strongly recommend.  Slim and pretty intelligent with dark hair delivering a good massage and excellent handjob. Why would I not go back.Purely the "will she wont she factor "
The young lady is very self assured and there is no chance of anything more. I liked her personality but something did not click for me despite the rave reviews here.Still anyone wanting a reasonably priced massage should go for the experience.Problem is probably with me not her.

[Phantonium]

I once asked ( politely ) re prostate massage and the answer was an equally polite no.
In my humble opinion I would recommend anyone thinking of going to see Claire that they do so and just lay back, relax and go with the flow. It is most enjoyable whatever she delivers . She does what she does and she does it well !!
Parking is on street , plentiful and seems as safe as is needed...

Have fun but he warned getting an appointment isn't always easy, especially if spur of the moment .

[Kool Keef]

I saw her recently & we had quite a long conversation after the massage, she comes across as intelligent, strong willed & knows exactly what kind of service she's offering which is massage & HJ.
The chances of anything beyond that were zilch imo, she explained her reasons for that & they seemed genuine & understandable, even if a young stud muffin hunk booked her he'd get the same service as everyone else.
She prefers older men in a booking cos they're less likely to hassle her for extras she said.

[bbois77]

To the doubting Thomass on here. I have visited and although I would not go back would still strongly recommend.  Slim and pretty intelligent with dark hair delivering a good massage and excellent handjob. Why would I not go back.Purely the "will she wont she factor "
The young lady is very self assured and there is no chance of anything more. I liked her personality but something did not click for me despite the rave reviews here.Still anyone wanting a reasonably priced massage should go for the experience.Problem is probably with me not her.

I'd have to concur, dare I swim against the "tide" of fluffiness about the "service" provided by Claire.

It was some weeks ago I availed of 90 minutes in her hands !

Yes, the massage was good, but nothing to write home about, dare I say it felt like massaging by numbers.

The masturbation to conclude, was very competent from a manual handling perspective but was utterly devoid of any, I repeat any sensuousness.

As she readily admitted, she finds nothing sexy about what she does, indeed I suspect she doesn't see herself as an SP.
What she provides is a massage with tag on at the end, a wank.

In all honesty it can't be classed under the FBSM acronym.

I did enjoy, it was VFM, but I won't return, just not for me

[itchy]

It's a doddle. I've seen Sofi and was a bit concerned but no need. Lots of space.

[opal]

Anyone know what it’s like for parking up there 

Its a cul de sac and I parked right outside no problem.

[Drayki]

Its a cul de sac and I parked right outside no problem.

 

[opal]

I'd have to concur, dare I swim against the "tide" of fluffiness about the "service" provided by Claire.

It was some weeks ago I availed of 90 minutes in her hands !

Yes, the massage was good, but nothing to write home about, dare I say it felt like massaging by numbers.

The masturbation to conclude, was very competent from a manual handling perspective but was utterly devoid of any, I repeat any sensuousness.

As she readily admitted, she finds nothing sexy about what she does, indeed I suspect she doesn't see herself as an SP.
What she provides is a massage with tag on at the end, a wank.

In all honesty it can't be classed under the FBSM acronym.

I did enjoy, it was VFM, but I won't return, just not for me

Totally agree with you bbois, particularly your quote 'What she provides is a massage with tag on at the end, a wank' and 'not a sensual one' at that.

I do agree with the general opinion that Claire is very attractive, polite, has excellent communications, and is good value.

From my conversation with Claire after the massage, I think she does take the massage part quite seriously and is good at it but only sees the HE as a release 'because men get excited during the massage'. In fact Claire spent a lot of time on my ankles and feet which were as far away from my cock as she could be.
I did get a feel of her arse and boobs but I got the impression she would have rather I didn't have a feel and her limits are very strictly adhered to.

I would however recommend Claire for the massage and she is a very attractive polite lady.

If I went back I think i would ask for the HE at the start and then try for a second pop at the end, but Middleton is not convenient for me and it can be quite hard to get a booking.

[sinbad52]

If this young lady went a little bit further and was a little more sensual you would never be able to get an appointment.
Or else she could charge an awfull lot more.

[Spurt]

I visited early on in  the year, tempted in large part by the very positive comments.
It was on the ok to good scale and I did manage 2 comes in the hour.As noted functional rather than horny or erotic, but v good value.
On the crucial question of returning I would pass ,unless as suggested she finds another couple of gears.

[Surerelax]

After reading the reviews. I thought i would give it a try.
Comms were good. Texted, arranged a time. Ample parking.
Texted om arrival. Got told to come in.  Claire is pretty brunette and very friendly.
Asked if i wanted a shower. And i did. Walked in to the room naked after the shower. Laid down on a massage table. Room was nice n warm.
Claire started on my back working her way from my feet on one side and then to my lower back occasionally swiping, which got me going. Then on other side. Then got in between my legs went in on my back. A nice medium massage got out a few knots. Then she wroked on shoulders. As she walked around me constantly touched me which was a nice touch. She massaged my legs and my bum and used her nails (which sends shivers down my spine in an errection kind of way) and reached around and woke me up with a few nice gentle strokes as i was lifting up my hips whilst lying flat on my stomach and i almost cummed, had to tell her to slow down. Got told to turn over and her ample asets were over me smothering my face, bent over n stroking my cock. The hj was a nice slow start which ended me cummin up her arm. Got my heart racing. She left to turn the shower on again. Boundaries were respected. I didnt touch.
Overall 10/10

[chrishornx]

After reading the reviews. I thought i would give it a try.
Comms were good. Texted, arranged a time. Ample parking.
Texted om arrival. Got told to come in.  Claire is pretty brunette and very friendly.
Asked if i wanted a shower. And i did. Walked in to the room naked after the shower. Laid down on a massage table. Room was nice n warm.
Claire started on my back working her way from my feet on one side and then to my lower back occasionally swiping, which got me going. Then on other side. Then got in between my legs went in on my back. A nice medium massage got out a few knots. Then she wroked on shoulders. As she walked around me constantly touched me which was a nice touch. She massaged my legs and my bum and used her nails (which sends shivers down my spine in an errection kind of way) and reached around and woke me up with a few nice gentle strokes as i was lifting up my hips whilst lying flat on my stomach and i almost cummed, had to tell her to slow down. Got told to turn over and her ample asets were over me smothering my face, bent over n stroking my cock. The hj was a nice slow start which ended me cummin up her arm. Got my heart racing. She left to turn the shower on again. Boundaries were respected. I didnt touch.
Overall 10/10

this should be a new review

[IAMBATMAN]

this should be a new review

+1 definitely a review