Author Topic: Claire. Middleton "If Carlsberg Did Massages"  (Read 20476 times)

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If Carlsberg did massages, they would most probably employ Claire :-)
Comms = Easy by text for following day.
Location = End terrace house, loads of free safe (I think) parking. Upstairs room for massage. Massage table used. Everything nice and clean, great power shower, lovely warm room.
Cost = £45 one hour massage with happy ending.
Looks = Quite pretty, slim, about mid thirty's (I think) very friendly, easy to talk to, good English (from Moldova)
Service = Shower before, massage with lots of oil, she wears shorts and singlet, nice and firm massage, lets you touch her legs, CC swipes, lifted my bum and wanked from below,
turned over, more massage and great orgasm. Good eye contact whilst doing happy ending.Shower after. Hug and kiss on leaving.
Overall = Good value for money, from nice sexy woman, friendly, I would see her again.

This was from 6 weeks ago, so I may have forgotten some of the finer details !
« Last Edit: February 03, 2020, 09:01:24 am by standardpostage »

Offline Goldfinch

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Sounds just what I'm after-cheers for sharing. :thumbsup:

Offline Captain caveman 69

I might just have a trip down today :hi:

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Offline samneil15

You deserve it !!! :dance: :dance:

Everyone deserves to experience Claire at least once in their life. She is in her own class.

Offline Captain caveman 69

When booking is it a set fee and service or do you have to mention you would like a H E how does it work i would like to go this week but not sure what to ask for. Any advice appreciated.

Offline samneil15

When booking is it a set fee and service or do you have to mention you would like a H E how does it work i would like to go this week but not sure what to ask for. Any advice appreciated.

Dont ask for anything mate - £45 for the hour includes HE and 2 showers - You'll end up being there around 90 mins minimum so bare that in mind.

You could go all out and ask for 2 pops which is £50 all in.

Offline Captain caveman 69

Dont ask for anything mate - £45 for the hour includes HE and 2 showers - You'll end up being there around 90 mins minimum so bare that in mind.

You could go all out and ask for 2 pops which is £50 all in.
Thanks sam for that info I'll stick to the 45 pound service not managed two pops in a hour for twenty years :D

Offline Dallen

It’s 99.9 % certain you’ll have a good time. The massage is first class. The happy ending great. Just respect her and you won’t go wrong.

Offline samneil15

Thanks sam for that info I'll stick to the 45 pound service not managed two pops in a hour for twenty years :D

Me 2 mate but some girls just bring it out of me  :lol:

Claire being one of them  :hi:

Offline aquilla

What are the boundaries with Claire?
Is there any touching of tits or bum allowed.  Any kissing during the massage?

Offline samneil15

What are the boundaries with Claire?
Is there any touching of tits or bum allowed.  Any kissing during the massage?

Zero Kissing - She let's you touch her over her clothes. Generally the rule is you can grope her anywhere she is uncovered and her cheeks. I tend to be all over her gorgeous thighs, legs and bum but don't go near the pussy or she'll seriously scould you  :timeout:


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Zero Kissing - She let's you touch her over her clothes. Generally the rule is you can grope her anywhere she is uncovered and her cheeks. I tend to be all over her gorgeous thighs, legs and bum but don't go near the pussy or she'll seriously scould you  :timeout:

Thanks for that. Very helpful.

Offline smit1234

£45 for the hour includes HE and 2 showers - You could go all out and ask for 2 pops which is £50 all in.
What a deal that is!!!!


Offline samneil15

What a deal that is!!!!

Nobody better VFM in the NW that's for sure. Considering I am never there for less than 2 hours and she will not allow me to give more than £45. Who else can we say that about?

Offline Captain caveman 69

Zero Kissing - She let's you touch her over her clothes. Generally the rule is you can grope her anywhere she is uncovered and her cheeks. I tend to be all over her gorgeous thighs, legs and bum but don't go near the pussy or she'll seriously scould you  :timeout:
Good job i read that i defo would of gone right for fanny tickle i would of been out the door with a stiletto up my arse after 5 minutes never mind 2 hours :hi:

Offline cash2spare

For massage and HE from a fit as fuck lady she is the tops no question.
No dirty talk or touching pussy etc just a cup of the boobs or feel of the ass.
10/10 service!

I would love to shag her ragged but alas that lives in my dreams  ;)

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Im definitely going this week

I think the reason we all go back is not only is the service top draw but we're all dying to fuck her. The fact that we can't makes me want her even more.

Offline ISTS2005

She is gorgeous in my opinion, just my type. But I think I like the fact I know I'll never shag her. Odd.

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has nobody asked for B2B ?

There's no need to ask. Claire very clearly sets out her limits.

If you want B2B see Sofia.

Offline TomTank

Good job i read that i defo would of gone right for fanny tickle i would of been out the door with a stiletto up my arse after 5 minutes never mind 2 hours :hi:

is that included in the £45?

Offline flame1666

I think the reason we all go back is not only is the service top draw but we're all dying to fuck her. The fact that we can't makes me want her even more.
That's exactly it. The hope that one day.....

I've commented on Claire before were we've been arguing about her giving ME money back because I cut the session short. It doesn't happen often lads!

Offline Bustydusty

I still haven’t plucked up the courage to ask her for a foot job while she’s sat in front of me in them shorts - although that stiletto... :unknown: :D
« Last Edit: February 12, 2020, 06:37:51 pm by Bustydusty »

Offline Titi

I always see Claire after a FS punt, she’s handy for a post sex rub down. This way I’m spent/drained sex wise and content with just a massage.

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I always see Claire after a FS punt, she’s handy for a post sex rub down. This way I’m spent/drained sex wise and content with just a massage.

She a main event for me - great vfm esp with 2 pops (not seen Sofia for a while tho so hopefully soon - just less convenient since the move)
« Last Edit: February 12, 2020, 06:44:47 pm by Bustydusty »

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I always see Claire after a FS punt, she’s handy for a post sex rub down. This way I’m spent/drained sex wise and content with just a massage.

You go for just a massage?

Do you still pay £45?

Offline Blue1878

I always see Claire after a FS punt, she’s handy for a post sex rub down. This way I’m spent/drained sex wise and content with just a massage.

I do the opposite I see her before a FS punt don’t want to run the risk of not popping during the massage and I always have her on my mind whilst I’m with the WG

Offline samneil15

I still haven’t plucked up the courage to ask her for a foot job while she’s sat in front of me in them shorts - although that stiletto... :unknown: :D

Mate you have no idea how many times I've thought the same thing. In fact, I love looking at her feet when I'm face down to a point where she now takes off her little flip flops and shows them off. Love her painted toes.

I've had a good feel of her feet but to get a footjob would be  :wacko:

Offline Titi

You go for just a massage?

Do you still pay £45?

Yea £45 with HE, GVFM. Most decent WGs’ hourly rate for FS is about £120/£160 nowadays, why pay that when I can pay max £80 for 30 minutes service and then spend £45 on a hour of R & R with Claire. This is my logic and not having a go at others that prefer a hour with WGs.
« Last Edit: February 13, 2020, 11:42:47 am by Titi »

Offline yepitsmeagain

Ive wondered if she does prostate massage.

Was going to ask, but didn't want to kill the "working" relationship if it offends!!

Offline Bustydusty

Mate you have no idea how many times I've thought the same thing. In fact, I love looking at her feet when I'm face down to a point where she now takes off her little flip flops and shows them off. Love her painted toes.

I've had a good feel of her feet but to get a footjob would be  :wacko:

I seem to remember you were going to ask? I’m too scared!!!

Offline Itzmurph

Doubt ANYONE would be offended about being asked for a footjob. She’ll either agree or not and if not I’d imagine it’ll be because she’s no good at it (needs flexibility and different muscles so she’ll get tired way faster unless she works out those legs)
Not even sure asking if she does prostate massages would really bother anyone. Asking if she’ll pee on you or whip you with a dog lead, that might

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Went to see her for the first time earlier today, had a very relaxing & enjoyable time.
Didn't know what the fuck I was doing so opted for the medium strength massage & it was great, suprisingly I found that her massing my feet was quite a turn on, she also does have cute little feet herself that gave me visual stimulation as she massaged me.
Was in there best part of 2 hrs & had a nice chat with her for a while at the end.
I'm still a FS service guy but I will return at some point.

Offline samneil15

I seem to remember you were going to ask? I’m too scared!!!

I keep bottling it Dusty  :dash:

Offline TomR

It's a pity there aren't any pics of her. I'm sure that she once had a website with another girl and they were based somewhere else. That site did have pics I am sure but I can't remember what she looks like. Vey risky going without some idea of her appearance even with such good reviews. Frustrating!

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It's a pity there aren't any pics of her. I'm sure that she once had a website with another girl and they were based somewhere else. That site did have pics I am sure but I can't remember what she looks like. Vey risky going without some idea of her appearance even with such good reviews. Frustrating!

Why is it very risky unless you disbelieve all the reviews?

She did have a former website shared with Sofia and at one time it did have pictures but they were blurred. As far as I'm aware there have never been face pictures of Claire or Sofia.

Offline TomR

I haven't read any reviews which give detailed descriptions of her appearance. I've been punting for over 30 years and know that one appearance can be attractive to one person and not to another. I can think of plenty of times I've been to see someone and within 10 seconds wished I was on another planet. We are all different with our tastes.

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I haven't read any reviews which give detailed descriptions of her appearance. I've been punting for over 30 years and know that one appearance can be attractive to one person and not to another. I can think of plenty of times I've been to see someone and within 10 seconds wished I was on another planet. We are all different with our tastes.

You seem to vistit massage places with even less to go on.

Most reviews comment on how pretty she is.

I said:

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Claire is an extremely pretty lady with an all over tan and long black hair. If she's over 5' tall it isn't by much. A trim size 6/8 and a good C cup. Claire's command of English is excellent and she loves to talk. You can still detect her Eastern European origins but her accent is mainly American from the time she spent there.

On this last visit Claire was wearing very short shorts and a skimpy vest top.

If that isn't enough for you then you can leave it but you'd be missing out on one of the best FBSM providers.
« Last Edit: February 21, 2020, 12:41:58 am by GingerNuts »

Offline samneil15

One thing I will say - She looks similar to Sandra Bullock, body wise and facially. You will be happy with what you see. This has been mentioned by many people, including Claire herself.

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I haven't read any reviews which give detailed descriptions of her appearance. I've been punting for over 30 years and know that one appearance can be attractive to one person and not to another. I can think of plenty of times I've been to see someone and within 10 seconds wished I was on another planet. We are all different with our tastes.

If you stand by the notion that 'what can be attractive to one may not be to another' then surely it doesn't matter if there is a detailed description as until you see her you won't know if she does it for you

go see her

Offline Bustydusty

double lovely!!!  :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo:

Probably more chance of Sandra Bullock sucking your cock tho unfortunately  :D

Offline TomTank

does anyone have an answer to the question about her doing prostate massage?
Additionally would she do a little domme or at least nipple torture?

Offline chrishornx

does anyone have an answer to the question about her doing prostate massage?
Additionally would she do a little domme or at least nipple torture?

probably best asking her

Offline Drayki

Anyone know what it’s like for parking up there  :)