Author Topic: _Sexy_Sara - Aldgate East - Fairly crap cheap EE experience  (Read 5368 times)


100 review(s) for Luxury_Sexy_Massage (74 positive, 20 neutral, 6 negative) [Indexed by WARSZAWA16]

Offline TTGR

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What’s the most annoying thing about cheaper EE profiles? That’s right, getting sold on having accumulated good UKP reviews, but the new host is not delivering the anticipated standard.  :thumbsdown:

The current girl is the one in the pics but add in a 4/10 face, saggier asymmetrical tits in reality, chunky belly and misshapen ass on a short girl.

£70 for
An oil slick over you and then soft ineffectual finger ‘massage’
Pre-agreed DFK that involves turning the head away and barely allowing a peck.
A useless OWO (soft lips barely taking in the head, no suction, no DT)
A pre-agreed CIM that involved withdrawing the mouth back 2 foot at the first surge.

Positives were fast no nonsense comms, a clean bathroom and towel, very clean on RO and when I rimmed her briefly (not much reaction from her though), she’s quite submissive and might be OK as a cheap plan Z P&D option.




Offline LLPunting

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Thanks for the warning   :drinks:

If that's a Neutral I hope you never see the shit show that you'd call a Negative.

Offline bedhedred

I cruised that profile on at least 5 or 6 occasions. Some spider sense told me to avoid it and I'm now glad I did after hearing this.

Offline Parking

I cruised that profile on at least 5 or 6 occasions. Some spider sense told me to avoid it and I'm now glad I did after hearing this.

Same I had her on my HL before. I tried to book once but our times didn't match. Lucky escape I guess.

Offline TTGR

Thanks for the warning   :drinks:

If that's a Neutral I hope you never see the shit show that you'd call a Negative.

Ha, can’t blame you for thinking that LL, I was comparing to my last negative review. That particular cow was the sort you walk out of and think ‘I’m definitely NEVER going to punt again’.

Would have been harsh to rate this one at that slug’s arse level.

Think of it as a neutral minus.

Offline Joelawerence

Ha, can’t blame you for thinking that LL, I was comparing to my last negative review. That particular cow was the sort you walk out of and think ‘I’m definitely NEVER going to punt again’.

Would have been harsh to rate this one at that slug’s arse level.

Think of it as a neutral minus.

Thanks for the review. Was the review for the girl in current profile? Seems like a lot of profile swaps with this one  :mad:

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Thanks for the review. Was the review for the girl in current profile? Seems like a lot of profile swaps with this one  :mad:

I think there's been several iterations of the profile at that location/outfit.

Offline xa2xie

Guess what? The actual SP on this profile is the famous Shy Tiff's reincarnation. She's back, boobs saggier unfortunately, but body wise is better (probably a lot of work out). She's slim and fit. Service pretty much the same as before, always eager to please, polite, submissive.