Author Topic: The best Full Massage Services Loren Colchester  (Read 1166 times)

Offline landoc

Seeing DC07's reviews reminded me that I need to add a couple of my own from experiences over the last couple of months, so here's the first....

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I'm not going into too much detail as they don't deserve any more of my time.  Just don't do it.  If you have an urge to splosh some dosh,  simply burn it...it will be infinitely more pleasurable than this experience was.

However, if you are in the market for an overweight, plain looking eastern european with negligible massage technique, even worse handjob skills and a penchant for making telephone calls during the massage (including to her brother apparently - wtf?  interesting family) then it's your lucky day.  Otherwise avoid. 

Some basic info for reference - flat in town, bottom of north hill. Pretty sure there were other girls in the flat so I'm guessing other services are on offer but I have no interest in finding out. And I guess this means you might get someone else when booking but it's a hell of a risk. Booked b2b by text but I had to explain what b2b was when I arrived (she asked) and then we both agreed it wasn't a good idea for me to have that much weight on top of me.

At the moment, I'm taking this as a cue for a break from all this, I need that memory out of my head

Offline MassageBloke

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It does say 'unforgettable' in the ad  :yahoo:
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Offline winkywanky

I think they need to delete the letters 'u' and 'n' from the ad.