Enjoyed a long weekend in Berlin with my mate in November last year. He flew in from Manchester, and I flew in from Newcastle via Amsterdam. Enjoyed the usual cold war history, sight seeing etc etc.
He had to catch an early morning flight home on the Tuesday whereas my flight was much later afternoon. So this provided me with the perfect window of opportunity to spend 3 hours or so at Artemis.
Had a quick look at Google maps to plan my route. Used the travel pass I bought to get there on the S-Bahn. Piece of piss to find. Turned up with my suitcase which the receptionist was more than happy to store my case behind their store cupboard as it wouldnt fit in the lockers.
Usual logistics as previously mentioned by previous reviews, i.e. locker for valuables, big locker for clothes, handed gown.
It was early so I was alone in the locker room and showers. Had a nice hot shower and headed to the sauna to form a battle plan. On my way I was approached by a chubby dark haired girl with massive tits which I turned down. Had 5 mins in sauna and then a shower before have a bit of an explore. Had a look at the downstairs cinema and bumped into a average looking girl who could obviously sense I was a newbie. I told her I'd been before as per everyone's advice I've read. Long story short, we watched some porn, had a chat and before I knew it I'd signed up for a €60. Kissing, fingering, OWO, cowgirl, came in the condom. As we fucked we had a few of the girls having popping their heads in to have a look. I quite like having people watch me being sucked off and fucked. My fingers smelt a bit fishy after we finished, which was a bit off putting. Once we finished we headed to locker room so I could pay. Had a shower and headed back upstairs.
Had some breakfast before having a drink in the bar. Constantly approached by various girls. As it was early there was only 3 or 4 other guys in and so I suppose it was to be expected.
Finally decided to have another €60 session with a tall Moroccan girl with huge false tits. She had quite an amazonian build so upstairs we went. OWO, doggy, came in the condom. Back to the locker room to pay, then another shower.
Headed to the pool and sauna to get my breath back.
Finally met a very slim, dark haired, small girl with small tits. I think she was called Mia, but I honestly cant remember. Any way, €110 for OWO, then an amazing prostrate massage. She basically sucked and wanked me off whilst sticking her condom covered fingers up my arse. As I'd already cum twice this went on quite some time. I had a cracking view of her arsehole and pussy in the mirror, and she was happy for me to touch her everywhere as long as I didn't put my fingers in her. As I was getting close I told her to take the condom off so I could cum all over myself which I promptly did. This was by far the best orgasm I had out of the three. Back to locker room to pay and another shower.
By this time I'd pretty much had enough and I was getting sick of saying no to the chubby dark haired girl who kept haunting me for the entire time so I thought I'd head to the airport.
Positives.
Felt safe and above board.
All the other punters were friendly.
Surroundings were clean.
As the afternoon went on the quality of girls improved.
Negatives
Being pestered.
The girls seemed like they were going through the motions a bit.
The sex itself wasn't dirty enough for me.
I'd definitely visit again if I get an opportunity. Next time I'll be a bit more specific with negotiating the services with the girls. I was a bit "rabbit in headlights" if I'm being honest.
