BackgroundI had booked another SP but she bumped me as I was messaging to confirm my departure for booking. At least she did it in good time. So I was all glammed up with no place to go (that means I’d had a good scrub, flossed, shaved balls and trimmed pubes
). So I checked my hotlist and had a look at who was available and not a million miles away. I came across Chloe, I had posted on BabaYaga review of her but I have come to realise it’s two different girls and I have more then likely got that one wrong (due to more detective work), my bad.
External Link/Members OnlyRate- £70 30mins, £90ph.
CommunicationSpoke to her on the phone and asked if she was available and she was, agreed to meet in an hour. She had just woken up and had her morning voice on, think she was still in bed it was that bad. Her voice was like a cross between Don Corleone and a Gremlin. She text post code and apartment block name. When I got to building I messaged her for flat number and she gave me the same number as the building (I also saw another punter walking in and thought to myself there’s probably a few hoes working from here). I thought this was a screw up but confirmed again, same outcome. This lead me down a corridor to the end room which kind of made sense and it was further out of the way. I knocked on the door quite load and heard some movement and then phone vibrates again and SP’s just corrected herself and has given another floor and room number. So I scrambled before this poor bastard opened the door and I had to some bs conversation. Sure they got as far as peephole and prob thought wtf.
LocationUB3 5AR. Nice new apartment block, I’ve been to it’s sister ones dotted around it to see other SP’s. At the time I went parking was crap as it was off peak and free some I had to park in Novotel car park for £4 an hour pay and display if anyone’s interested.
Chloe Sexy BumOpened the door and my first reaction was oh fuck, wearing a robe with slippers, no make up at all and full on Gremlin voice as she was coughing and sputtering. It was clearly the girl on the profile, she’s about 5’2, quite a thick body shape and a prominent nose. I’d normally think yeah I’m going to ruin her as I liked her build but I was already thinking today isn’t my day.
The main eventShe lead me to the living room as I gave her a good once over, my attraction to her diminishing by the second, the attire, the coughing and spluttering, the lack of any warmth or even a smile. So as we are walking to the room I see her flat mate who I’m sure is the girl I’ll post the AW profile page of, she was slim and very small wearing leggings and sportswear (also zero effort) walked past after stashing the cash in another room before returning to bedroom. Once we made it to the living room which had a dining table and chairs, tv with av stand and a sofa. She said we have a problem (in the Gremlin voice), she said the bedroom was taken so we could either fuck on sofa in this room, or we can sit here till the punter i’d bumped into had done his business with the other bint that I’d seen so I could take my turn. I said nah you’re alright and walked, she pulled a face of bemusement and showed me to the door.
ConclusionBadly organised, zero effort with appearance, coughing and spluttering (no doubt I would have been doing the same if I’d gone through with punt). The way things were going on this day I thought I’d cut my losses and live to fight another day. Money in wallet I sodded off to Nando’s as that was the tastiest bird I’d be getting today. From experience once in a bad situation don’t keep digging a bigger hole for yourself and let the big head do the thinking.
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Topic: Chloe Sexy Bum, Heathrow - Disorganised and rundown. (Read 3357 times)