External Link/Members OnlyDisco Daves review has prompted me to write mine.
Same situation really and this is how mine went.
Turned up to shop as described previously in an old high street, very deserted and discreet in my opinion if you pick your moment.
Text off and agreed 1 hour massage an HE at £50.00.
Jess is definitely not a looker, I mean woof and with a combination of size 18-20 wearing leather riding boots I was a little sceptic to say the least of how this would go.... I wasn’t wrong.
Massage started in a little back room and within 5 mins her hands are between my legs massaging me cock. She spent plenty of time getting him oiled up while switching between my cock and my back. She kept gently spreading my arse cheeks getting more and more ”probey”.
Then this weird noise from her tongue on the back of my legs...it’s hard to describe but just rapidly flick your tongue out your mouth and you’ll get the idea... it’s fucking weird when in a quiet room anyway.
Her tongue flicking moves up to my arse and she’s rimming away. This is quite nice and unexpected but verging on laughable. Not sexual in any way for me. Lots of rimming oil and ball ticking for 20 mins. I turn over and then it’s down with her top and her massive tits are in me face. No warning she pulls her tits back and starts to squirt it all over my cock and legs..... em ok
She then sticks it in my mouth and says take some milk... I do not oblige.
One good part was the edging... she is very good at twisting her hand around your tip at the right speed while doing other things (bum probing, nipple sucking,) she was working on my cock tip for 20 mins which felt good
Eventually popped and got cleaned up.
To be honest the cock play was good. But looks/size/massage/weirdness greatly Mark this down.
You want a fucked up massage for £50 all in.... book. Just not for me.
