Author Topic: Female 21 very creative (Paisley)  (Read 4506 times)

Offline marcrimmer

Has anyone been to this girl

Offline marcrimmer

Advertises on Craigslist. Sorry meant to put that in the querie

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She's been my go-to girl for the past 5 years. She will do absolutely anything and actually gives you cashback if she thinks you're a good shag. She sometimes gets her twin sister and her hot MILF mum to join in for free.

Be sure to write a review (I know it'll be your first in 3 1/2 years, but I'm sure it'll be great) once you've seen her  :thumbsup:


Offline David1970

She's been my go-to girl for the past 5 years. She will do absolutely anything and actually gives you cashback if she thinks you're a good shag. She sometimes gets her twin sister and her hot MILF mum to join in for free.

Be sure to write a review (I know it'll be your first in 3 1/2 years, but I'm sure it'll be great) once you've seen her  :thumbsup:

Have you not had her half sister the Thai ladyboy join in as well?

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Is she half sister and half brother?

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Is she half sister and half brother?
Top half sister, bottom half brother

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Have you not had her half sister the Thai ladyboy join in as well?

What do you think I am; some kind of pervert?

To be fair though, she did suggest it, but I was busy bumming her mum at the time while her neighbours danced around us in gimp-masks whipping my ass. It would have been too much.  :cool:

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What do you think I am; some kind of pervert?

To be fair though, she did suggest it, but I was busy bumming her mum at the time while her neighbours danced around us in gimp-masks whipping my ass. It would have been too much.  :cool:

That wasn’t her neighbour in the gimp-mask, that was me, you seemed to be enjoying yourself

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To be fair though, she did suggest it, but I was busy bumming her mum at the time while her neighbours danced around us in gimp-masks whipping my ass. It would have been too much.  :cool:


Huh? She said she only did that with me, illusion shattered!
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I found her father to be a sensitive and considerate lover. When he and his brother spit-roasted me they were very gentle and didn't at all force their 10 and 12" inside me until I signaled I was good and ready.


Offline Name Not Found

I just received this PM, apparently in all seriousness....


Hi Name Not Found, are you at liberty to give details of the girl who does the business with the mum and sister?

If not, no problem , I just think it sounds fun.

Cheers,



Sometimes I wonder about our education system  :lol: :lol: :lol: :dash:

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Offline RudeDolf

I just received this PM, apparently in all seriousness....


Hi Name Not Found, are you at liberty to give details of the girl who does the business with the mum and sister?

If not, no problem , I just think it sounds fun.

Cheers,



Sometimes I wonder about our education system  :lol: :lol: :lol: :dash:


We come here because we are horny. We stay for the laughs! What a site, if only we could recommend it to our friends haha!





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I found her father to be a sensitive and considerate lover. When he and his brother spit-roasted me they were very gentle and didn't at all force their 10 and 12" inside me until I signaled I was good and ready.

Good to see grandad still able to get it up at his age too, don't you think? Family businesses are the backbone of this country  :hi:

Offline mr small

I found her father to be a sensitive and considerate lover. When he and his brother spit-roasted me they were very gentle and didn't at all force their 10 and 12" inside me until I signaled I was good and ready.

I told you not to tell anyone about my 12 incher, they will all want a go now  :dash: :dash:

Offline J_H

Name & shame  ;)
Mea culpa, mea culap, mea maxima culpa.

I read the thread in great haste and, of course as NNF is a regular, genuine, and very reliable poster so I took his words at face value: quite literally in fact; truly ‘act in haste and repent at leisure’. Well, I repent!

I knew the ‘ladyboy’ stuff was a piss take, I just didn’t realise right away that NNK was guying the original poster (yet another) for having been here for nearly four years and not actually contributed anything (well apart from digging hole for me to fall into, that is).

The issue wasn’t lack of education as such (I wouldn’t list my post-nominals in case they identify me), more one of unseemly haste and jumping to conclusions (call it gullibility if you like). Though, it would not in any way surprise me to find that there was a WG on AW, or more likely on C/L (especially in Paisley!), offering a fantasy of the  mother and daughter/two sisters/all of the above (and throw in the granny as well) type, so that bit isn’t entirely implausible.

So, I appreciate NNF not exposing me to the chill winds of mortification on here – you’re a decent fellow, sir. I thought honesty was the best policy in the long run.



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Offline S.X. MacHine

Limerick time-

‘There’ll once was a student from Trinity,
Who took his sister’s virginity.
He buggered his brother,
Gave twins to his mother,
And then got a first in Divinity’.

He was from Paisley, I believe. :rolleyes:

Offline winkywanky

Limerick time-

‘There’ll once was a student from Trinity,
Who took his sister’s virginity.
He buggered his brother,
Gave twins to his mother,
And then got a first in Divinity’.


I'm guessing that was in Theory, and not Applied?

Offline S.X. MacHine


I'm guessing that was in Theory, and not Applied?

Neither. It was the oral.
 :D

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Offline Name Not Found

Mea culpa, mea culap, mea maxima culpa.

What madness is this?? Someone responding, on the feckin' internet, to a ribbing in good humour and with style?

Nonsense like that will never catch on; it needs to stop, now!



Offline J_H

I did actually meet a girl from Paisley this morning via C/L (review just about to go on).

Obviously not the same one!


Offline David1970

The Doctor, thats who ;)

Have you been seeing the doctor at the clap clinic again?