Won £100 on a scratch card and was feeling horny on a Friday night. Thought a t girl might be the answer. Don’t like the rushed Brazilian services (altho they are hot), seen Lucy Laroo many a time (consistent), never used birch place, and the Thai ladyboys near town didn’t seem to be about. One of the Spanish didn’t get back to me so thought I’d try my 2nd choice Amelia. She was good on the comms, and figured a hotel rather than a dank upstairs flat would be a nice change.
Escort Name - xox_Amelia_xox
External Link/Members OnlyLocation - Bristol hotel incall near train station. 60 minutes. £130.
Easy to find, parking a bit of a mare due to road works but all good in the end. Not exactly discrete waiting in the busy hotel lobby for the SP to come and find me. Probably should’ve run as soon as I got to check her out in the lift. More on that later.
Physical - Nothing like the photos. I can only describe her as a troll with makeup. Spotty face, wonky teeth with an attempt at heavy makeup. Probably a size 14, appeared very bloated. Hair was nice. Dressed in a gothic style, black, probably to hide the flab. Absolutely not like the pictures. This is really a bloke in his late 30s, with a half assed attempt to dress up.
Personality - Friendly but seemed sketchy/ nervous/ shy. Not sure why, she must’ve seen hundreds of punters over the years. Usually with ts girls we’re straight down to sexy times. Not really a GFE in any shape or form.
Services - In between many, many hetero punts, I’ve seen 8 x t girls (Ts/Tv/ladyboys etc) over the past couple of years for more adventuring, from ones that can get it up for me to ride, to those letting me practice oral, some really filthy latinas, to truly gfe experiences. So I’ve been dressing up for the occasional meet as the SP girls find it horny, for this I undressed and expected to ‘crack on’. But no. It was like visiting your nan for tea.
After 3 pecks on the lips, Amelia insisted she put make up on me - not something I’ve ever done before but figured why not let’s be horny t girls together, believing I would have a good 45 minutes left. The eye mascara and lip gloss looked great, anyway after which I kept trying to hint to get on with sexy times. She then muttered about hormones and how she rarely feels ‘up for it’ anymore, regarding meets as ‘just a job now’. We ended up having a nice chat about life, her 3 year wait for the ‘op’, the curious nature of sexuality, her kids, before showing me her formed breasts which she attributes to progesterone she’s using. Following a drink of water, and a back rub which tbh was not terrible, she got her phone out to text (rude), saying I had five minutes left and I could use the bathroom to remove the makeup.
A Date with Amelia - This is my second (The first was Katrina who was a waste of time), and sad to say last time I will ever visit a tv/ts who is taking hormones. Expect a forced chat and shit company. No sexy time and quite frankly a complete piss take. All whilst I’m staring at the bundle of my winnings on the table, wondering if I could snatch half of it back and make an escape.
What I should’ve done, is have her film me getting myself off so I could send that to a few of my booty calls as I was still pretty horny! Interesting to see what my face looked like with mascara, that was about it. Amelia definitely enjoyed probably the laziest £130 she’s ever made. Again, should’ve ran after the lift. My own fault, but I guess some SP’s can tell straight away if they can get away with a scam like that. I’m too good and nice a guy to kick up a fuss, and I get that it’s ‘for the time spent, anything else to the discretion of two consenting adults’. But then why is she advertising on AW if she hasn’t actually done any of the services! Should’ve read the only other review of her on here (neutral), which did mention her looks not looking like anything of the photos.
So be warned - do not see this SP. My lesson learnt, and my own stupid fault to be honest I know. I’d like to think I may have avoided something sinister by not actually doing anything with her now!