Not sure if this is keeping with the spirit of the original message... but..
A few years back I had a nasty abscess grow in my groin.. painful.
Anyway I ended up in hospital and was asked if I was OK with trainee doc's taking a look. I said no prob's.
Ended up in the kneeling position with about 8, very young and very presentable, eastern European ladies all pushing a finger up my bum to have a "feel around"..
A fantasy for some I'm sure.... but the pain from the abscess stop any pleasure.
Worse one was a male doc with a hand like a bunch of bananas