SexyGirlMimi - Finchley TOFFT

[johnplatano]

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Spur of the moment punt this week which resulted in limited options led me to this punt. I have since discovered (classic ) that her housemate Mary sex hot xxx already has a shocking ratio here.

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Booking:
30 mins 70

Services:
OWO
CIM
Sex

Personality
No English (apart from english re. money/sex), not very smiley, doesn’t look like she enjoys her job at all. Although she did smile when I came. My cue to fuck off.

Appearance
Bulgarian

Opened the door in her bath robe. I don’t think she showered in between, no whiffs but she was clammy.

No make up

Says she’s 5,2 remember her being taller maybe 5’8 ish

Average body, not fat belly not toned

Boobs were alright, medium. No bubble butt.

6 Face 5 Bod   

Comms:
Sent text enquiry about availability. Received postcode as a response confirming this is probably a P&D operation.

Accommodation/Area:
High street with parking after hours available. Get the door number ideally before you arrive otherwise you will wait outside like a lemon . Decent enough flat, modern shower. Had the heating on full blast for some reason.

The event:
Arrived sent text on time
Sent door number 10 mins later, I exit and discover I have three options to choose, so I send another text and I’m let in
Enter the apartment and I’m let in by Mimi, I see her friend there too
Shes not smiley.
I’m upsold a threesome. I declined. Easy pass. I already knew this weren’t looking promising
I check she does her services "I do everything", ok i guess... 
Give money she exits to stash I take off my shoes.
She takes off her robe, completely naked underneath in one swoop and gets on the bed
Tells me to come and lie down, yawn.
I obey, and she gets to work OWO. Pretty good tbf.
Condom on
Cycle through some positions in silence, as I ponder that this is one of the most soulless boring sex I have had in a while. 
Hop off more from boredom than anything and I get her to give me some OWO to CIM
She goes to spit comes back and puts her top back on

Positives:
Good OWO, and slurping sounds
Big mirror in the bedroom

Neutral
She provided the services advertised, that I wanted, AS SHE SHOULD. "(SPECIAL OFFER TODAY 30 MIN £70 INCLUDING CIM)"
No English: And I don’t speak Bulgarian, it is mentioned on her page though

Negatives:
Stone cold quiet when fucking
In doggy she made faces like she was sore
Didn’t seem fresh
Doesn’t smile which makes the muteness worse and which is amplified by the absolutely quiet house occupied by at least one other person.

[peter purves]

Cheers for the Bubble butt info butt sorry to hear about the Punter's Alienation 

[Gambitman92]

Thanks for the review

I saw her 2 days ago and I will review later, my experience was the complete opposite in terms of sex, she kept eye contact and wasn't slient, I thought she was a nice person, next to no English but I had translate app on my phone so got by. As for her looks, she's not toned or gym fit but above average imo. I thought she was cute.

Her services are hot and cold depending on the day/client. Check out her reviews. Used to go by Izza (all neg reviews), new profile, new hair colour but same hit or miss services
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[FCB]

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[johnplatano]

Thanks for the profile snap FCB

Thanks for the review

I saw her 2 days ago and I will review later, my experience was the complete opposite in terms of sex, she kept eye contact and wasn't slient, I thought she was a nice person, next to no English but I had translate app on my phone so got by. As for her looks, she's not toned or gym fit but above average imo. I thought she was cute.

Her services are hot and cold depending on the day/client. Check out her reviews. Used to go by Izza (all neg reviews), new profile, new hair colour but same hit or miss services
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Jeez her reviews are terrible. Many echoing the same services I recieved and questions I had.

For me a 5 is average so in terms of how I viewed her looks I think we're about par.

Looking forward to seeing the review

[whoya.kiddin]

Johnplatano,  thank you for the review and for sharing although it was a disappointing experience.

I had her hotlisted briefly when her new profile first appeared.  Three things made me delist her.  First was when the association with Mary became apparent (they co locate).  Mary's reviews are really bad for a SP with the advantage of her good looks. Second, the pattern of moving location regularly suggests they are unable to attract regulars and (have to) rely on a refreshed source of first time punters.  Third, both profiles  push duo bookings for which I read "we are too unattractive, too lazy and offer service that is too poor to be able to hold your attention for a full session." 

I will experiment with the second and third out as an instant red card on profiles - views welcome.

[Takkyballs]

I just went and saw her and I echo the review in some parts. She has a firm set of legs and bum. Solid to pound and decent looking vag.

I made her FK a lot lol even though she did not warm to it. Just kept wagging her tongue in my mouth with no technique.

Her pussy was clammy and no whiffs but once in doggy It was the first time i changed from one of my fav positions as you can tell some whiff was on the verge.

Not stanky but neither inviting too.

She makes no sounds lol She did smile when I smiled back as I spent the rest of our booking in cowgirl.

Her best features for me was her eyes when she smiles and her firm legs and ass. Not a bubble but not flat either.

This was negative review and echo this on my exp 

[Royd30]

Visited her and her friend when they were in Feltham, horrible experience, total rip off, paid for an hour, left after 15 minutes got some money back so was charged for half hour. Definitely not hygienic and wasted time...hope this helps

[Londonpunter30]

I just went and saw her and I echo the review in some parts. She has a firm set of legs and bum. Solid to pound and decent looking vag.

I made her FK a lot lol even though she did not warm to it. Just kept wagging her tongue in my mouth with no technique.

Her pussy was clammy and no whiffs but once in doggy It was the first time i changed from one of my fav positions as you can tell some whiff was on the verge.

Not stanky but neither inviting too.

She makes no sounds lol She did smile when I smiled back as I spent the rest of our booking in cowgirl.

Her best features for me was her eyes when she smiles and her firm legs and ass. Not a bubble but not flat either.

This was negative review and echo this on my exp 

You’ve been on here 6 years.  Surely by now you know you need to do a separate review not reply to an existing thread