Lisa's massage Newcastle

[waynekerr600]

In Newcastle and fancied a change from my usual legit massage at Lana. Deliberated between the place at St Mary's place, lavenders or Lisa's. Settled on Lisa's for no apparent reason.

Reviews on here indicated a good massage and I recall someone else suggesting they were money grabbers. I concur with both and will never return.

Just rocked up without phoning ahead first. Two ladies in chairs. One young and attractive the other perhaps middle aged and mediocre attractiveness. Tried to keep eye contact on the young one but the hint wasn't taken.

Paid £40. Immediately tried to upsell to 4 hands which I declined. Led to room. Room was tatty compared to other establishments. Room has curtains drawn but you can hear passers by and the other massage room through the wall.

Got undressed. Older lady came in. Asked about aches and pains. A quite good massage followed with quite a lot of pressure with elbows fingers and forearms. Massage was professional and the room was brightly illuminated so was thinking this was going to be a legit visit. Lady's English was pretty good. At this point would have rated massage as a clear positive. After a lot of pushing and grinding on the back a hot oil back massage followed.

Towel then removed and legs oiled and massaged. Very nice action round the tops of the thighs so I opened my legs a little wider and lifted slightly to give her an 'all ok' message.

Asked to turn over and left uncovered. The lady's English suddenly deteriorated considerably. She whispered something I didn't understand so I made the universal language 2 finger scissor gesture and said twenty. She babbled something and said sixty. No I said. Put my hand on her tit and seemed to indicate it was now thirty. Got tit out and I think we were back at sixty again. She mentioned she had seen more money in my wallet when I had paid at the door which also pissed me off (normally I have exact money in hand-don't know why I didn't this time). Little Wayne and I both stood firm and eventually the message 'twenty happy ending no tit' seemed to get through.

He was quite crap. I think she was a bit petulant because she wanted sixty to get her tits out. Her action was too fast and far too hard. She has to be told several times to allow down and be more gentle. Eventually little Wayne did his bit. Got cleaned up and had a pretty rough front and head massage for a bit.

She called time 10 minutes early. Normally I pull them on that but I was a bit pissed off with the way she had been and I was pleased to be leaving.

Then she started babbling on about 'twenty five' twenty for her and five for the girl on the door as it had been 'a good massage' in her opinion. I'm not accustomed to paying anyone for fuck all so reminded her we agreed twenty. This persisted for quite a while and eventually every response from her got met with a no from me.

Pissed off she left. Dropped a bottle of water in then buggered off again. I got dressed. I was seriously expecting a gorilla with a baseball bat but when I came out no-one was there so I left and vowed never to return.

I know exactly what another contributor meant when he described them as money grabbers. All she was interested in was getting as much money as possible and was very much over persistent with that. I wonder if she has much success with guys caving in when they are naked with a hard on.

My advice guys- go somewhere else.

[Goldfinch]

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[waynekerr600]

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Cheers. I had it copied but forgot to include 

[Goldfinch]

Cheers. I had it copied but forgot to include 

What an awful experience-hope your next punt is a positive.

[waynekerr600]

What an awful experience-hope your next punt is a positive.

Thanks.

The pressure selling totally caught me off guard- I've never had that before.

If it happens elsewhere I'll decline the HE and they'll get bugger all.

[Goldfinch]

Thanks.

The pressure selling totally caught me off guard- I've never had that before.

If it happens elsewhere I'll decline the HE and they'll get bugger all.

Sadly,its quite common in Thai & Chinese rub and tug places,as the girls make the bulk of there money from extras,wouldn't get very much from a legit masssge.

Happened to me about 5 years ago,I think they're used to punters caving in and paying silly prices,so when I refused the atmosphere changed,she barely said a word after that and was sulking for the rest of the massage.

[waynekerr600]

Sadly,its quite common in Thai & Chinese rub and tug places,as the girls make the bulk of there money from extras,wouldn't get very much from a legit masssge.

Happened to me about 5 years ago,I think they're used to punters caving in and paying silly prices,so when I refused the atmosphere changed,she barely said a word after that and was sulking for the rest of the massage.

That sounds so familiar!

[datwabbit]

Sadly,its quite common in Thai & Chinese rub and tug places,as the girls make the bulk of there money from extras,wouldn't get very much from a legit masssge.

Happened to me about 5 years ago,I think they're used to punters caving in and paying silly prices,so when I refused the atmosphere changed,she barely said a word after that and was sulking for the rest of the massage.

I wonder if there's a relation to their age - is it younger or older ones.

[Goldfinch]

I wonder if there's a relation to their age - is it younger or older ones.

In my experience it's both-although I'm more likely to hand over the dosh to a younger one in her 20"s over a dumpy one in her 40's.

[Weatherman21]

Sorry you had such a bad experience.  Interesting about the £5 quid for the lass on the door.  Hopefully this is just a one off and not the start of something.

[Tiger63]

Thanks Wayne...was going to try that one on Tuesday but I ll go elsewhere now

[waynekerr600]

Sorry you had such a bad experience.  Interesting about the £5 quid for the lass on the door.  Hopefully this is just a one off and not the start of something.

I think she was just desperate to get money for any reason. I doubt know if she thought I was a little green and didn't know the going rate for a HJ or whether she tries it with everyone. I also wonder if it's an establishment thing as when I've read through all their reviews they do tend to push upselling.

They lose out because I simply won't go back.

[waynekerr600]

Thanks Wayne...was going to try that one on Tuesday but I ll go elsewhere now

Other than the experience the place is pretty shit. Tatty and you can hear people outside (the window of the massage room backs onto the pavement outside) and the other massage room.

[Weatherman21]

Other than the experience the place is pretty shit. Tatty and you can hear people outside (the window of the massage room backs onto the pavement outside) and the other massage room.

Both time’s I’ve been (did review) nothing was on offer.  Based on your experience and my own I’ll not be going back.   

[BoroPool]

Thanks mate, i was going to visit here over the weekend but I don't think I will bother. Was going to go with just the right amount but sounds like it would just result in shit service. Better places

[Andywb]

I had the up selling experience on my visit to Lisa's way back in July 2018.
In retrospect my Neutral review was probably a bit generous:
Link to my review: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=213664.0
But I think you can see the similarity with the OP's review. I have not been back this thread confirms the decision!