Karla_Sweet East Kilbride

[David1970]

Karla_Sweet East Kilbride

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Cost £60HH

After reading a positive review here I decided to contact Karla.

Comms
Very simple done by phone calls and text. I made an arrangement to meet her with 3 hours notice. Visit took place at mid afternoon in a week day. We agreed services and what she would wear.

Accommodation
Top floor flat (no lift) in block of flats not far from town centre, it is in some kind of restricted parking zone. Flat was clean and warm.

Appearance
Age is about correct 38, I would say she was a size 14/16 about 5 foot tall, big tits, big fat ass and a big gut; her hair did need a good clean. 

Karla
She was not wearing what was agreed on the phone and when I questioned she said it was similar, which it was not. She has a Spanish accent but conformed she was Romanian.

Action
After she returned from dealing with the paperwork, we stared with DFK and mutual groping, she end up on her knees giving me OWO, which was good. She then stripped of, my heart sunk; she is a big unit, everything flopped out, not a pretty sight. We ended up on the bed, she has responsive nipples and good at DFK, she moved on to OWO, which was good. I went to fuck her, bagged up and she lay on her back with her legs open, not a pretty sight. Said I would do anal as agreed from behind, she said no anal in HH meet, I reminded her she agreed on the phone, she said no anal. She bent over into doggy position for me to fuck her pussy from behind, I had lost interest by this time and the sight of her big fat ass put me right off. I got changed and left without fucking her. I was there for 20mins. In all the time I have been punting I have never left before I have cum until this meet.

Recommend. No
Return. No

[Harrymetsally]

Bummer...I was going to see her for an hour.  If she made me pop twice, then I could have her as my 'value for money' hooker as all the ones I see are more pricey.  Always worry myself arriving and the hooker is fat as fuk and you can't get it up as a result.  Happened once to me before.  Well it was actually a civvy shag hookup but she turned out to be fat as fuk with a very smelly fanny.  At least I only spent on petrol

[1980Tam]

Bummer...I was going to see her for an hour.  If she made me pop twice, then I could have her as my 'value for money' hooker as all the ones I see are more pricey.  Always worry myself arriving and the hooker is fat as fuk and you can't get it up as a result.  Happened once to me before.  Well it was actually a civvy shag hookup but she turned out to be fat as fuk with a very smelly fanny.  At least I only spent on petrol

She is friendly enough and gives honest service , but she is short and chunky , didnt do it for me .

[Harrymetsally]

She is friendly enough and gives honest service , but she is short and chunky , didnt do it for me .

Thanks.  If her oral is shit hot, might do oral only / face fucking.

Am looking for a cheap hooker who can make me pop with CIM/face fucking x2 in 1 hour, to fill in the gaps between my £200 a visit regulars.  I was going to see that Czech granny but she's put her price up to £100 an hour.

[1980Tam]

Thanks.  If her oral is shit hot, might do oral only / face fucking.

Am looking for a cheap hooker who can make me pop with CIM/face fucking x2 in 1 hour, to fill in the gaps between my £200 a visit regulars.  I was going to see that Czech granny but she's put her price up to £100 an hour.

You should maybe review some of the £200 regulars you have , I am sure you would like to share your intel with the rest of the forum .

[Harrymetsally]

You should maybe review some of the £200 regulars you have , I am sure you would like to share your intel with the rest of the forum .

The usual ones with 10+ reviews so I don't review, just adding repeat.  One of them has stopped advertising on AW so I just have her number so no point in reviewing her as she's not taking on anyone new.

[1980Tam]

The usual ones with 10+ reviews so I don't review, just adding repeat.  One of them has stopped advertising on AW so I just have her number so no point in reviewing her as she's not taking on anyone new.

Mmm , any review is better than no review

[Uncle Buck]

The usual ones with 10+ reviews so I don't review, just adding repeat.  One of them has stopped advertising on AW so I just have her number so no point in reviewing her as she's not taking on anyone new.

If you’re legit then review. If not - don’t. Easy Peasy

[Boinky]

How many well-reviewed girls in Scotland are charging 200p/h ?

[Harrymetsally]

How many well-reviewed girls in Scotland are charging 200p/h ?

£200 a visit not p/h

[1980Tam]

£200 a visit not p/h

Got it , Your just banging the same WGs as the rest of us . I am sure theres a good reason you dont want to review, best keep it to yourself .

[David1970]

Always worry myself arriving and the hooker is fat as fuk and you can't get it up as a result.  Happened once to me before. 

I could have “got it up” as you describe it, just could not be bothered after seeing her wobbly fat ass in front of me, wank would have better.

[Harrymetsally]

I could have “got it up” as you describe it, just could not be bothered after seeing her wobbly fat ass in front of me, wank would have better.

Thanks, owe you a pint for the £100 + petrol I just saved.  I can put up with a fatty in exchange for excellent bjs right enough.  There was that one out in Falkirk who's stopped working, forget her name.  Sadly didn't do it for me in the shagging dept, 10/10 for bj though and her pussy was really really loose so I couldn't feel much either.   Be fine with that for free but she was £150 p/h if I remember.