External Link/Members OnlyI am really struggling with this review. Choosing this punt went against all my internal rules and gut feel. But my fellow punters need to be warned. (Even though I’m really embarrassed for not walking).
I have a feeling (from something she said) ...I’m the only punter she’s seen. This was not TOFTT more like TOFTW (world!)
Ok here goes
Cost £30 for 15 min quicky (not quick enough!)
Comms : V Poor tbh. AW emails read and replied to a day after being sent ..then not read properly. Things like “yes free this afternoon” when email related to previous day. When I got her mobile number text replies were many hours apart, and hard to get any conversation going.
Location : In small coastal village near Ashington. Basically in dodgy looking Charva drug dealing area. I went during the day and was a bit nervous. I would never park there on a night. A bus does go close by.
Escort : Where do I start?? Basically..the roughest escort I have seen in 20 years of punting. Says 41 but more like 51. Tbf her profile says size 18 which is probably right. But I’ve seen big lasses and they don’t bother me usually, some can be v.sexy, not this one. Pics on site (of which there are only 2) do not give a true impression. She was drying her hair when I first saw her..she was dressed in crumpled badly fitting blue shorty nightie thing, with black stockings. Facially very unnatractive to say the least.
Accommodation : getting there was very awkward. Given post code then told to ring on arrival. She would not give number. When I rang..was given “turn in at 3rd cul de sac, walk past blue lorry, house with trees in garden” variety. So you are walking with phone glued to ear.
Instruction also had this bit “when you get to door, my friend - IN A DRESSING GOWN- will leave, you come in lock door and come upstairs.”!!!!
At this point I should have called it a day and left. But hey ho!
Found house..door opened by “friend in dressing gown” holding back a (friendly) dog and I was ushered upstairs. Escort shouted down to mate “have you locked door!!”
Room was a messy bedroom with not an inch of space. I was told to put my clothes anywhere. Which meant dropping them on either wet towels or the floor which was not the cleanest. Smelt of smoke and hints of perfume.
Services (lol): I still feel sick. I lay on bed..she got between my legs and started sucking my cock saying “this is all about you” in a zero sexy voice. Oral was OWO and sort of ok..apart from having to look at her face. She did have ginormous tits. I attempted to get at them under her bra, she sat up an pulled them out. She said she hated them...I could see why as they hit her knees!! I tried sucking them with no enthusiasm. Again (after trying to put my hand between her legs - no fucking idea why I wanted to do that) she pushed me back with the “this is all about you” mantra.
At this point..I just wanted it over...so I lay back and thought about the England football team to get me off quicker
I forced myself to cum. She swallowed the lot. Cleaned up with wet wipes. Then I escaped.
I was in a state of shock after. I basically ran out of the place.
Errrr Avoid!! Unless the bizarre takes your fancy.
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