New Thai Massage Spa - Stratford upon Avon

[camzz69]

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So tried this one out this week to see what's occurring. It is the latest branch of the Cov / Leam / Redditch / Banbury crew so business must be booming as they have fitted yet another premises out with new showers, sinks etc.  They will be rotating the girls each week apparently - but I havent seen either of the two that were there before.

Maybe it's me, expecting too much from FBSM joints nowadays, but despite being shiny new premises / girls etc this didn't do it for me.

Two girls in the shop when I rocked up, one slightly older than the other I'd say, and I got the younger one - very attractive girl, early 30s maybe, smart tunic, good English and very professional in approach.  Got naked and up onto the bed and she got started. Didn't ask how I wanted massage, nor did she do the whole Thai routine (feet wash etc) but cracked on with a very competent massage - use of hands, elbows and forearms etc. to good effect - but no teasing strokes or signs of fun to come. Very much like a massage in a legit establishment - firm, professional but very distant.

Flip over and I waited for the magic words which came at about 40mins - any extras sir ? What would you like ?  But this is where it scores a neutral from me because more and more of these girls seem to think that a competent  but indifferent and non-sensual massage will lead to the punter coughing up silly money for extras  I am always wary when the negotiation begins with what would Sir like - so I tested the water with a HE. £30 pounds says she - bollox says I - it is a £20 deal or no deal. So she agrees and gets to work with the same professional attitude which did the job and all tha,t but on reflection it must be a bit like being wanked off by a nurse at a sperm clinic - no intention to make it especially sensual, just get the job done and move on to the next dick.....

Overall it does what it says on the tin, and a bit more too, and it is a nice, clean and safe feeling place - but I think I am now numb to this factory production line model of indifferent Thai chicks who seem to think that they can command top dollar for average and non-sensual HEs.  I think the trouble is too many chaps are easy to part from their cash, and the assumption is that everyone is the same.

I will not be becoming a regular.

[mr.bluesky]

Good report  like you say too many of these Thai shop girls are asking for silly money on what amounts to an average service. I think I will give this place a miss until I see more positive reviews. In the meantime I will stick to Old Lode lane. I know exactly what I'm gonna get there. 

[Beamer]

Good report  like you say too many of these Thai shop girls are asking for silly money on what amounts to an average service. I think I will give this place a miss until I see more positive reviews. In the meantime I will stick to Old Lode lane. I know exactly what I'm gonna get there. 

Agreed!
Many FBSM shops are asking for FS prices for a naked HJ.
I know what I am about to get at my regulars be it just a good HJ or FS.
I hope this trend being promted by some Thai and Chinese shops will be able to become history via maket forces. i.e. if we make it clear we will not pay the increased prices the SP's will get a clear message.

[shed]

Good review, thanks. Coincidentally I called in this place today. Very discreet location on a side road adjacent to the hospital. Entered the shop and eventually a Thai lady appeared. She didn't look too happy. Probably about 50 but looked 40 years age. I asked about prices for massage and opening times and she shoved a price list in my direction. Which I ignored. Not a welcoming introduction and my instincts told me to walk. So I politely thanked her and said I would maybe book an appointment when next in the area. Something or somebody had pissed her off but I found her for a Thai not facially attractive. Could be a one off with her attitude, but at this point in time I won't be making an effort to return particularly after your helpful review.

[Pete556]

Good review and has saved me from making the trip to try it out.

As others have said, I will also stick to my regular (Susan Henley in Arden) who delivers a first class very sensual service.

Cheers

[razman44]

I can concur with Camzz69. I tried there on Saturday and felt like I was on a production line, no sensuality whatsoever.
I wont be repeating it.
The massage itself was very good, she removed a number of knots.
But £30 for HE - she tried to justify it by saying it was going to be very special, it wasnt! I ended up paying £25 which was expensive I know.
I think she mentioned B2B at £80?

[theejaculator]

Thanks for the review.

This place will be gone within 6 months ...what a shambolic way to launch a new venture. No special opening offers and the staff think they can take customers for a ride by asking ridiculous fees for extras.
Guys like us, who go for the extras too...we must be the bread and butter of such an establishment.  Fortunately were savvy enough to know the alternatives in Warwickshire.

[camzz69]

Funny business model these massage shops - with differences between independent / small places and bigger ones I reckon.

This business is part of a growing chain of Thai shops so I guess their business income depends on the number of basic massage fees, not on extras. And they give a very good (legit) service in very good premises - so they are doing what they advertise.

The girls probably get very (very) small cut per massage, and then they need the extras to make it worthwhile turning up, especially as most seem to do it to get cash to send back to Thailand for family.

Smaller or independents can probably get more cash per punter in the pocket, so may be less likely to try and inflate prices as they depend on regulars more.

I know a certain Thai shop where the girls have to work a 50:50 deal (so we pay £80 for B2B and the girl gets £40 / boss £40) and the boss lady phones regular customers (me included!) to check what they paid - a couple of girls left after getting rumbled trying to trouser more of the extras cash without fessing up to boss lady.

In the end, I reckon the issue is that there is clearly no shortage of people venturing into the massage places (or they would'nt keep opening) and plenty of people prepared to cough up silly money once naked and expectant - so we are doomed to an ever decreasing service standard.

I'll get my coat.......

[Pete556]

I don't mind paying £30 for HE if the entrance fee is £40. However, what I don't like, even if paying £20 for HE,
is that it sometimes doesn't happen until the last 10 minutes of the massage which makes it expensive. Even if they agree to
get their kit off for a reasonable price - again it may not happen until towards the end. 

The better SP's will now provide a Happy Beginning, if you wish, and will make it last for as long
as you want. They know exactly how to massage properly and also how to make it
erotic throughout. And if you pay them to get naked - they'll do it straightaway so you get to
admire and touch them for nearly an hour. Even if you want a rub at the end, they'll still keep you
hard throughout with reach unders etc throughout the massage.

[temptation]

I agree, it should be a stimulating hour or half hour not a massage followed by 'wank you off for 5 minutes at the end to earn myself a £20 bonus'
I've stopped going to one's who do it with total indifference/almost disdain , staring into space etc  If you dislike doing it that much don't do it!