Greetings from Budapest - Jan 2020

[thekman100]

Evening folks, so my thoughts on punting (or attempts to) Budapest so far.

I've only tried to text or whatsapp, from a UK sim, I guess I need to try calling but I'm shy  . Not sure if my UK Sim will make a difference when I do that, I'll feed that back tomorrow if I have time to punt.

I needed a release badly, so I booked the Excellent Massage House. What a professional outfit. Quick and detailed emails were exchanged before arriving, however, the listed girls shrunk a bit when I arrived and so option 1 and 2 were out so I settled for the english speaking Lilla. I have to say on this example, the pictures are pretty damn accurate.

Arranged a call via whatsapp, there was a 20 min delay in first response but not too bad.

The place is easy enough to find but in a middle of a residential block so seems a bit wierd with other people coming and going.

The reception and waiting room, immaculate as was the welcome, they go through the procedure like a regular spa!! Was taken by the lovely Lilla to another room, it was a tiny bit colder than i'd have liked but hey ho. Spotless shower, monogrammed towels, the lot.

I went for Nuru, my first one. Now, I have to say all throughout, I did find Lilla a bit....functional and stand off ish. Not impolite but I dunno...I expected a kiss on the cheek for a greeting kinda level of comfort. The massage was soso as to be expected. The nuro body to body was...again okay. No top to tail b2b, it was all side on if you get my meaning.

Over on the flip...boy what a sight! One of the top 10 bodies I've been close to, all natural, toned to fuck. Beautiful. That ass!!! More b2b which was more fun now because at least I could see but it was all side on again and I really wanted her up close and personal. Also, she kept her thong on...disappointing.

The release was good, I had saved up for 3 days which is very difficult to keep to for this old wanker. I had to give her a tip on my preferred technique and tell her to keep going but she understood.

A bit of delay in showering before leaving as another girl was using it. They do need a secondary shower, or just bad timing.

Overall premises 9/10 the best I've ever been to. They lose a point for warmth and shower delay. Lilla. 9.5/10 Body, literally couldn't fault it. 7/10 attitude. 7/10 Massage service.

I would definitely return, forget the Nuru, go for regular oil and hope my number 1 or 2 choices are available.

however, I need to get my dick into something, so hopefully I can find a punt tomorrow!

to be continued

ps. any up to date tips for Budapest would be welcome.

[chrishornx]

cost?

[workinallweek]

Aounds interesting

[rhub9]

This the girl/outfit?

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[bbois77]

cost?

On their site, €70 for 45 mins

[chrishornx]

On their site, €70 for 45 mins

thanks for the clarity a their website states 90 Euros for 45 min Nuru

did you get any hint of extra services being offered?

[thekman100]

On their site, €70 for 45 mins

I paid 26000 Huf which I THINK works out marginally cheaper, plus I had some to burn.

To other poster, that was the one. HOT isn't she BUT I think she knows it, so a bit cocky and stand off ish...but still a good experience.

[thekman100]

thanks for the clarity a their website states 90 Euros for 45 min Nuru

did you get any hint of extra services being offered?

Absolutley not and I really don't think you'd get it, they make it very clear at the beginning..but hey YMMV.

[thekman100]

Hey folks, so update on day 2 is I have messed up a bit. I actually wanted a legit massage after all the touristy stuff but the ones i tried are all booked up for ages!

So, half a blue pill popped I hit the laptop and phone.

Initially no response from WGs, I contact massage house again and Rita...who looks SOO my type is only available in 1.5 hours time for 45 mins.

So back to work.

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Has good reviews in english but is quoting 40000huf for an hour. I am in negotiations at present. Down to 35000 already, I've countered with 30000 including a couple of extras. She gets very good reports, we'll see. This would be an outcall.

another older milf is offering a much better 20000huf for a hour with CIM but has suddenly gone quiet. Probably another booking.
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Many aren't reading whatsapp messages, those I call don't pick up but DO then reply a bit quicker.

So i'm here, feeling bloody randy, worried I'll end up thinking with my penis. Am I wrong quibbling over £13? I've missed Rita at massage house now too...oops

I'm getting to the point where a wank and going for a nice meal is looking the most attractive option.....

[EquineLover]

I’m in Budapest later on in the year, I also looked at massage house, so thanks for the Intel!

[webpunter]

OP
Concur on your reporting on the Massage House
An ace venue
Pics for the burd i saw a few years ago bang on

Going into the building i'm thinking a bit of a dump
Decided to take the stairs rather than the lift
Safer etc
Getting to the top floor needn't have worried
Completely different - well nice
Quality punting accomo - one of the best i've been to - superb rooms
A futon & mood lighting - whats not to like

Superb VFM - did an hour
Full on b2b
Limited services other than for superb HJs & oily TWs
Reck with a few visits with same burd progress might be made
Must go back for a longer stay
And do longer bookings

Very safe punting venue, especially on 1st visit where you have no idea what the city is about
I reck if some scrote decided to pick on punters entering or leaving the premises they would get a pasting from whoever owns the [very successful] gaff

[EquineLover]

I will be staying near Kaleti train station. Is it easy to find and easy walk with google maps?

I did have my eye on this one:

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[webpunter]

Further to my comments as above if i was gonna visit now i'd pick:

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External Link/Members Only     superb tanned rack ideal for some b2b oily TW

They've even got a heffer for HP External Link/Members Only   

[webpunter]

You need to check availability
Best to book a day or two ahead if you can
If you call the receptionist speaks good inglish
Or they get someone who can
If the next day you have to call again to confirm in the morning

I will be staying near Kaleti train station. Is it easy to find and easy walk with google maps?

I did have my eye on this one:

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[thekman100]

You need to check availability
Best to book a day or two ahead if you can
If you call the receptionist speaks good inglish
Or they get someone who can
If the next day you have to call again to confirm in the morning

They are pretty good on Whatsapp too.

Final day. No punting. Two options both asking UK prices, what's the point I thought.. Saved my money, will punt when home. Pity, they both had good reports, maybe next time.

[wombat42]

They are pretty good on Whatsapp too.

Final day. No punting. Two options both asking UK prices, what's the point I thought.. Saved my money, will punt when home. Pity, they both had good reports, maybe next time.

I went to 2 parlours near Váci Utca September last year. One just gave a straight massage not HE. The other was overpriced even for a UK massage, an arms length HE for around 120 euros in equivalent Hungarian money. I am sure there is better value to be had but you have to search for it.

[Sibiu]

Vaci Utca is a rip off street. Was once approached bt two GILFs and asked to go somewhere with them. No chance. Do some research on the scams that go on in this part of town e.g. switched menus.

[webpunter]

On the subject of rip offs best to use licensed taxis
So book from your hotel / use a rank
The official taxis show a licence number & recall they have yellow number plates

[wombat42]

Vaci Utca is a rip off street. Was once approached bt two GILFs and asked to go somewhere with them. No chance. Do some research on the scams that go on in this part of town e.g. switched menus.

I encountered street girls in other parts of Budapest. I got pestered by two together - I completely ignored them by walking off but it looked like they were following me for a while. Also street girls plying their trade outside the expensive hotels, I got propositioned by one. Yes there have been a few notable stories about punters found dead or beaten up after being robbed and roughed up by heavies. Any night you are likely to get propositioned at least once in some parts of Budapest. Making a booking with a girl who advertises on the internet is thought to be a degree safer.