Porn Star Diane - Romford

[Plan R]

External Link/Members Only

Took place just before Christmas. 70 Lizzies stolen from the Orphan's fund and squandered on 30mins whoring. Oh well.

Comms:  Passable. Phone answered quick and postcode sent. On arrival at the postcode I text for the street name - which arrived quick. Basically my advice if you were visiting this SP at this venue would be to park in the Lidle's Romford car park. External Link/Members Only
She is based in the 9 story apartment block (hard to miss - but I did), which is next to the car park. I had to call for the flat number, not that easy to understand her on the phone - but got there in the end. At no point did she sound or get annoyed.

Venue As mentioned, this is a large modern apartment block*. Clean and modern without being plush.
She buzzed me in when I finally phoned the console. Certainly felt safe.

WG In the pictures she seems to be cultivating a cold 'ice maiden' look. In real life she has a softer look.
Smooth tanned skin, boobs seemed a fraction bigger if anything. Not bad boat wise. Floated my boat with ease.

Punt She started off by spelling out; no French Kissing, no OWO and no BB.
This could give some a conveyor belt and stand offish feel - for obvious reasons.
Fortunately I was only after my 'usual' - ie a very hot, mid 20s euro babe
rubbing here pussy and arse all over my face and yanking me off while I slurp away contentedly.
Usual surprise that I wasn't after penetration, also the usual softening in approach once she realised what a comparatively undemanding customer I was going to be.

Couple of position changes, and good communication through out.
Popped at 25 mins. She cleaned me up and we had 5 mins chit chat.
She is friendly and seemed quite happy.

Most of the hot Roms in my list involve a trek across London
so I'm happy to find a hot Rom in Romford, which is not a million miles away from me.
Recommended.
Would I return - yes I intend too soon.

*I think this building is where Hollywood's used to be in the 80s
Oh the irony, that was one venue I never got any pussy out of - I intend to make up for that
 

[ilovekungfu]

*I think this building is where Hollywood's used to be in the 80s
Oh the irony, that was one venue I never got any pussy out of - I intend to make up for that
 

You are quite correct! It was still there in the 2000s, I think it was razed sometime in the last decade.

[kaj314]

I think I accidentally reported someone or something on this thread. Apologies, totally unintended.

[Plan R]

I think I accidentally reported someone or something on this thread. Apologies, totally unintended.

To be fair, I need reporting 

[Plan R]

You are quite correct! It was still there in the 2000s, I think it was razed sometime in the last decade.

Thanks for confirming - it will make be both chuckle and breath a nostalgic sigh on return visits 

[Morfius23]

Glad you enjoyed yourself. Although RO is not my thing, did she allow fingering?

[Rick2468]

Good review the profile did catch my eye. I went through a stage of seeing lots of hot Roms. The service was usually bad but I enjoyed fucking babes with killer bodies so don't regret my punts. After seeing a few Roms on the bounce I visited an English escort and the gulf in service was very noticeable but I am still often tempted by ROMs.

[Plan R]

Glad you enjoyed yourself. Although RO is not my thing, did she allow fingering?

I stroked her pussy and arse(hole) whenever I fancied.
My fingers were not removed by her, having said that I wasn't trying to insert them - only use them to lightly touch.
She didn't seem to mind.

[Plan R]

Good review the profile did catch my eye. I went through a stage of seeing lots of hot Roms. The service was usually bad but I enjoyed fucking babes with killer bodies so don't regret my punts. After seeing a few Roms on the bounce I visited an English escort and the gulf in service was very noticeable but I am still often tempted by ROMs.

This. "babes with killer bodies" (IMO) Some Roms are so insanely hot, that experiencing even a mediocre 'likes' list with them can be intense.
My only concern is, after a few years of this, how the fuck am I ever going back to a life of dates with the menopausal old trouts on  Plenty of Fish ?
Basically I'm not !

[winkywanky]

An admirable modus operandi if ever there was  .

Sometimes a WG can be just so scrumptious that to simply spend 30mins eating her is all the satisfaction you need.

Well, almost...

[Rick2468]

I saw Tanya Tattoo (can't link as I don't think she has a profile anymore) on two occasions at 30 mins each time. She was really miserable but she is one of the hottest women I have ever seen and I got a BJ and sex from her. Sex was lame but the blowjob was enthusiastic...my theory was she just wanted me to cum asap so I would go!

Other memorable ones were Sophie Pornstar who did fuck like a pornstar and a really cute lady at the Britannia hotel who I can't even remember the name of. FlyingBreadMan used to visit a lot of Roms and review them so I used to follow his reviews. He got banned though for trolling.

I also was worried I would never have a sex life with a civvie again but I have had relationships since and it was fine.

[Plan R]

Sometimes a WG can be just so scrumptious that to simply spend 30mins eating her is all the satisfaction you need.

Oh yeah...that sense of unreality you get when an insanely hot mid 20s woman is rubbing her pussy all over your face 

[Plan R]

I also was worried I would never have a sex life with a civvie again but I have had relationships since and it was fine.

The triumph of hope over experience.
Thanks for the encouragement, maybe I'll get around to giving it another go, but in the meantime... 

[winkywanky]

Oh yeah...that sense of unreality you get when an insanely hot mid 20s woman is rubbing her pussy all over your face 

I bet you don't even wash your face afterwards, you just walk around for the rest of the day with her scent on your face, along with the silly grin 

[Plan R]

I bet you don't even wash your face afterwards, you just walk around for the rest of the day with her scent on your face, along with the silly grin 

Guilty as charged 

[winkywanky]

Good man! 

[Limauk18]

Is her  pussy and arse hole clean, because like you OP thats all I like to do is to eat pussy and ass. I will see her this tuesday depending on your response and I will review.
Also can you recommend someone else who clean enough to eat.

[Plan R]

Is her  pussy and arse hole clean, because like you OP thats all I like to do is to eat pussy and ass. I will see her this tuesday depending on your response and I will review. Also can you recommend someone else who clean enough to eat.

Yes it was clean as a whistle.
I must tell you that I saw her again on Wed, and she said she wasn't that into being rimmed - so I kept it light... 

I would also recommend this WG External Link/Members Only
I'm not sure, but I'm fairly confident that its the same WG I reviewed here https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=238253.msg2434869#msg2434869

I also recommend;
External Link/Members Only    https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=251406.0   and
External Link/Members Only    https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=248266.0

I was a reg with the above two WGs last year - but neither seem to have been working in Jan
Rest assured that all four WGs mentioned in this post have asses so clean that rimming them for 30mins can significantly improve your breath.
 

[ruffler]

A man after my own heart  - Great reviews

[Limauk18]

Thanks Plan R,  I am no light rimmer so not sure about diane. I have been looking at naughty emmas profile hoping that green light comes on.

[bedhedred]

Plan R, 
It looks like FK and DFK is off the menu on your recommendations. Is that correct?

[Plan R]

Plan R,  It looks like FK and DFK is off the menu on your recommendations. Is that correct?

Yes that is correct, I don't think any of them provide that.
'At discretion' usually translates as 'never'

[bedhedred]

Thanks for confirming.

[Limauk18]

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=194312.0

I wonder if she is still around under a new profile

[Plan R]

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=194312.0
I wonder if she is still around under a new profile

I nearly suffocated... it was brill 

[winkywanky]

Any woman who's uncomfortable with having her arse licked out sounds a bit uptight to me, she needs to let go and enjoy herself a bit  .

(Or perhaps she's just a mite concerned about her own hygiene? A lesson in itself.)

[Limauk18]

Any woman who's uncomfortable with having her arse licked out sounds a bit uptight to me, she needs to let go and enjoy herself a bit  .

(Or perhaps she's just a mite concerned about her own hygiene? A lesson in itself.)

I think its the latter, preparing for rimming is almost as same as preparing for anal, cause some guys like me go deep with the tongue. Maybe she was not prepared that day and was concerned u might smell or taste shit.

[winkywanky]

No douching required, just thorough application of soapy water with a slightly probing finger, while simultaneously 'pushing down' with the pelvic floor muscles.

Even the strongest tongue would find it hard to breach the anal sphincter.

But some people can't be bothered, male or female.

[Plan R]

Being the sensitive sort, I would soon have noticed anything awry in that department... and I have no complaints.
I think it's just a very (for want of a better word) intrusive act, maybe she finds that to be the case - that would be my guess.

Having being on the receiving end of some memorable rimmings (reviewed), I can understand that.
Maybe she should amend her 'likes' list.

Maybe I was just enjoying myself a little too much for her liking   

[winkywanky]

My last gf a couple of years ago loved to rim me but was reluctant to let me return the favour.

It finished before I had a chance to find out why? 

[Plan R]

Snap, my very rude ex liked dirty sex and got me into the joys of being rimmed.
I just needed to take her out and get a few Southern Comforts down her neck first and I knew it was game on.
No real idea why it ended either.
Bloody women 

[winkywanky]

I never, ever got to see her even tipsy, she was very naughty (nay, dirty) even when sober. But she would tell me about what fun she had when she'd been on a girl's night out and had a few drinks - raucous behaviour that is, not going off with strange blokes (although I might be considered strange in any case).

[Limauk18]

Plan R who would be better, I will see one of them tonight External Link/Members Only or pornstar diane

[Plan R]

Plan R who would be better, I will see one of them tonight External Link/Members Only or pornstar diane

On reflection because (a) She got very wet when I licked n rimmed her and (b) She didn't mind a good rimming
I would go for External Link/Members Only
(assuming that's the same girl I reviewed - which I think it is)

Top Tip: Strategically it's not a great idea to announce on here (or any forum). your upcoming punting itinerary before you do it...
Probably no biggie - but generally it's best practice to fly under the radar as much as poss...until the deed is over

Anyway - hope you have fun ! 

[Limauk18]

Noted,  anyway timing didnt work out this time.

[Limauk18]

Actually thank god timing didnt work out. Did a little more research on her
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=241741.0
Maybe it was not her you saw, she seems to have photoshoped out her tattos.

[Morfius23]

Actually thank god timing didnt work out. Did a little more research on her
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=241741.0
Maybe it was not her you saw, she seems to have photoshoped out her tattos.

Thats a different WG, looks like she took over the profile

[Morfius23]

Anyone been able to get hold of this one recently? Although her lights on not answering calls or txts