TS Review - Orientaltstaste, Stratford

[winkywanky]

Saw this girl recently.

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Paid £80/30mins (her 1hr rate currently £130)

This was a pretty shit punt which I shouldn't have carried through with, but ended up being a 4/10 Pump & Dump.

The girl is NOT the one in the photos. BAIT & SWITCH


She'd been in my HL for some time as a possible punt, and she recently put up a new face pic which I found very appealing. And that face pic seemed to match the other pics the profile had had up for some time already.

Initial contact by AW email, promptly replied to. Given her phone number which wasn't on her profile at the time. Subsequent contact made by text, and a booking made.

She's in a relatively quiet street near the centre of Stratford, a 30min drive for me in the evening. Confirmed as I left my house, responded to. Arrived early and texted to state arrival, and no rush required on her part. Then kept waiting for 30mins, 20mins past arranged time  .

Got the text with the house number and rocked up. Door opened and it was dim inside. Upon the door being closed behind me I could see it wasn't the girl on the profile. She was attractive enough though and a nice figure. Made that quick decision on whether to go or stay. Based on what I saw before me, and with her having no previous UKP intel to go on, I thought it was worth a punt. She might be good, she might be crap, who knows? 

Our comms hadn't mentioned booking length, and I purposely took enough for an hour but with the intention to pay for 30mins, and then seeing whether I wanted to extend to the hour. I told her this and it was fine. Paid up, went for a quick pee (I'd literally jumped out of the bath before I left my house) and it was evident from the bathroom that she was straight out of the shower herself. The flat was very small and unremarkable, she literally had a bedroom to herself and I think the bathroom may have been shared. Not ideal, but I didn't see anyone else at all in my time there.

OK, on to the punt. A slightly lingering lip kiss and we both undressed. She had a nice body and it was totally fresh. Kissing was very light FK. OWO and very light rimming from me on her. Fake but nice tits which I enjoyed playing with and sucking...she too. Encouraging moans. When it became time for oral on me, the condom immediately came out  . She states OWO at discretion on her profile. No doubt at all that I was obviously clean and fresh. Brief negotiation got nowhere. Oral commenced, not bad actually.

Then it was onto anal sex in doggy and mish. This was satisfactory, but with fake moaning from her. Because of her lack of any real connection I couldn't quite cum inside her. Whipped out and went to finish on her tits. The hand came out to catch any hideous emissions that might appear from the end of my cock. Obviously anything I had in my balls was either highly radioactive or liable to cause a major deathly epidemic merely by touching her body. FFS  .

I purposely hid my impending climax and managed to squirt past her hand and onto her tummy a little. This made me feel somewhat better  . At least she was going to have to spend a minute cleaning herself up, which in some way made up for her bait & switch, lack of any connection, and basic indifference to her £80 tax-free. I did have a very good climax, but that was down to me, not her. I twitched and moaned for a good 2mins after, causing a bemused reaction (perhaps slightly worried/concerned?) on her face. I just hope she didn't think it was down to her epic whoring skills  .

She wasnt at all upset at the small mess I made (and I didn't want her to be), she was obviously just pleased to have dealt with me in the easiest way possible. Handed me a couple of wet-wipes, I dressed, gathered my stuff and I was out of there without kissing goodbye (she did offer).

An entirely lacklustre and meh experience, although stress-free.

AVOID.

[A Decent Fist]

That's the kind of soul-destroying meeting that makes a punter think he should switch to a more satisfying hobby. Stamp collection or trainspotting or growing giant marrows, for example.

Well, no, maybe not those hobbies. Perhaps dining out more, going on epensive holidays or buying a better home cinema.

Anyway, there are few more pics on Vivastreet and Birchplace and to me it looks like there are two different girls involved. Is the one you saw pictured here:

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[winkywanky]

That's the kind of soul-destroying meeting that makes a punter think he should switch to a more satisfying hobby. Stamp collection or trainspotting or growing giant marrows, for example.

Well, no, maybe not those hobbies. Perhaps dining out more, going on epensive holidays or buying a better home cinema.

Anyway, there are few more pics on Vivastreet and Birchplace and to me it looks like there are two different girls involved. Is the one you saw pictured here:

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Nice detective skillz ADF  .

Happy New Year, chap  .

The VS profile has what appear to be pictures all of the same girl (the same as on AW) and similarly, not the girl I saw.

The Birchplace ad has just one which looks like it may possibly be the girl I saw, the one on the beach with the purple swimsuit and dark glasses, and therefore not matching the others. But hard to say with big ol' singlasses.

My meet wasn't a complete disaster, but one I wish I hadn't had.

Think my next TS experience will be either Akemi, Putri or Sofia...some good ol' lovin with a hot looking bird-with-a-dick which will actually make me feel good.

Also possibly toying with a 30min meeting with Jennifer Thompson.

[Xtro]

Cheers ww for the review.   

Shame about the B&S and the overall 4/10 P&D.   

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[sidart]

I am sorry to hear that you did not enjoy your visit to Marianna.

I have visited her twice and had a good time on both occasions. Admittedly she is not the girl in the photo but the girl I saw was, in my opinion, better looking.  Her room was a bit untidy but I remember she had a number of trophies from having won beauty pageants.

On both visits we had oral and sex both ways with plenty of kissing.
What was a bit unusual but rather pleasant was that after we had both come we lay down together with our arms around each other and she fell asleep. Quite sweet really . This happened on both visits.

I would say she is a girl who treats you better she more gets to know you.

I would visit her again but have recently moved far away from London.

[Yoda71]

I am sorry to hear that you did not enjoy your visit to Marianna.

I have visited her twice and had a good time on both occasions. Admittedly she is not the girl in the photo but the girl I saw was, in my opinion, better looking.  Her room was a bit untidy but I remember she had a number of trophies from having won beauty pageants.

On both visits we had oral and sex both ways with plenty of kissing.
What was a bit unusual but rather pleasant was that after we had both come we lay down together with our arms around each other and she fell asleep. Quite sweet really . This happened on both visits.

I would say she is a girl who treats you better she more gets to know you.

I would visit her again but have recently moved far away from London.

Any chance you would review ?

[winkywanky]

Been here over a year, evidently not 

[whiskyfan]

The girl is NOT the one in the photos. BAIT & SWITCH

Two of those pics I'm sure I recognise from when I used to do a bit of webcamming on AW about 7 or 8 years ago.

[winkywanky]

Well sadly it ain't the same girl when the door opens, and the profile still has the same incorrect photos even now  .

[hellohellox123]

Was interested in seeing her but always thought the profile was dodgy. Cheers for the review.

[Voyager]

Well sadly it ain't the same girl when the door opens, and the profile still has the same incorrect photos even now  .

Looking at her photos, the middle one seems from a different girl.

[winkywanky]

Regardless, none of the profile photos are of the girl who answers the door when you arrive. And that's what matters.