Author Topic: TS Review: Larissa Grande - Manchester  (Read 9654 times)


1 review(s) for this service provider (AdultWork - 5509809) (0 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline Edward Trotter

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Communication: Enquired by text and received a fairly swift reply. Subsequent replies were quite sporadic. Booking made for around three hours later. It later became clear to me that it wasn’t her doing the texting as she spoke very little English.

Date: 7pm on a late December evening 2019

The Price: Originally agreed £100 for 30 mins plus £50 for her to cum. I actually paid £100 for 30 minutes.

The Location:  A small serviced apartment in Manchester city centre. Reasonable amount of local parking from around £3.50 per hour. I think there may also be some on-street parking too. I texted her when I arrived and she immediately WhatsApp’d me location details. When I arrived at the apartment she messaged me to say she needed a few more minutes to get ready. I walked round the block a couple of times as there were a few people stood outside the apartment door. Eventually I got in the apartment about 10 minutes late.
 
The Girl: On first impression I wasn’t 100% sure she was the girl in the AW and Birchplace photos. To be fair, she didn’t have any makeup on so that probably played a big part. After a couple of minutes it became clear that she was in fact the girl in the pictures as the various tattoos all matched. She has a great arse and is pretty tall but her voice isn’t very feminine at all.

The Punt: Once in the room almost the first thing out of her mouth was “£200”! I replied that we’d agreed £100 for 30 minutes plus £50 for her to cum. She immediately said “no cum”! When I made the booking with her via Whatsapp I was very specific about her cumming. She agreed and said no problem but it would be £50 extra. This was the first of several disappointments. Once we’d sorted the paperwork out I thought I’d better get things moving as I had a feeling I might get short changed. On closer inspection she’s actually quite a good-looking girl but as soon as I attempted to kiss her she turned her head away and made a low grunting noise which sounded like “nooo”. She quickly stripped off what was some sort of long black negligee type thing to reveal a pair of rock hard bolt-ons and a very firm, enhanced arse. I had a quick play with her arse whilst she stroked both our cocks at the same time. When I came up for air I had chance to get a closer look at her cock. Clearly her AW photos are cleverly edited as it was nowhere near as big as I expected. At one point our cocks were aligned which enabled me to get a good idea of size. She’s virtually the same length as me (7”) but slightly thicker and uncircumcised. Anyway I gave it a few minutes of frantic licking and sucking which seemed to have a positive effect as it grew rock hard. At this point she tried to force my head down onto it, which resulted in my inevitable gagging. When I eventually came up for air again she motioned that she wanted to fuck me. Now, whilst I was making the booking I made it very clear that there was to be no fucking either way (it’s definitely not my thing). I told her no way was she going to fuck me. She seemed okay with that but said “you fuck me”. I said “no thanks, just oral” but unfortunately she became very, very insistent. In the end I thought ‘what the hell” so agreed. She rubbered me up and got on all fours on the edge of the bed. After applying a liberal amount of lube she gestured for me to fuck her. Unfortunately the light in the room was quite poor so I spent 10 or 15 seconds trying to find her ass hole. She sensed my predicament and helped me in. Once in I decided I was going to fuck her pretty hard (or as hard as I can manage at my age). She did seem to enjoy it and encouraged me to fuck her harder. Unfortunately, despite the fact that she has a great arse, I knew it wouldn’t be long before I lost my erection as it wasn’t really doing much for me. Sensing that I was beginning to go soft I pulled out and removed the condom. She turned round wondering what I was doing so I motioned for her to suck my cock to which she grimaced, shook her head and grabbed a towel for me to jerk off into. She actually looked quite concerned that I might get some cum on her and moved swiftly to one side.

Anyway, I jerked off into the towel. Despite me trying to get her to lend a hand she refused and looked decidedly unimpressed. 

With the deed done I wanted to get out quite quickly. While I was getting dressed she was messing with her phone and giggling. Eventually she showed me her phone screen. Using Google Translate she’d written “would you like to give me a £20 gift for New Year?”. I simply laughed and said ‘no’, at which point she went back to having an unimpressed look on her face.

Once out into the cold night air I popped into a nearby pub for a pint of Hobgoblin (the highlight of my evening). Whilst I was waiting for my pint I checked my watch. It was only just 7.30pm. I’d been in and out in under 20 minutes.

Overall: For me, she is quite typical of TS escorts. Maximum fee for minimum effort. On the basis that there was no OWO (on me), no cum, no kissing, asking for a £20 gift , false pictures (of her cock) and her fear of being anywhere near me when I shot my load, I’m afraid this has to be a negative.

Offline winkywanky

Oh dear, sorry to hear this Edward. You probably don't need me to tell you you probably should have walked, the early signs were there. But how many of us do? We always hope it'll turn out OK, it seldom does after a bad start, and yes, whatever flakiness and dishonesty there is with WGs in general, with TSs you can multiply that by 10.

There's a few well-reviewed and good ones around, but not always within striking distance when you get the urge, so from time to time we TOFTT (as indeed someone must).

As for whether someone else does her comms, well perhaps not, she obvs had Translate on her phone, so perhaps the deception was all hers?

The requested £20 tip must've added insult to injury!

Offline Edward Trotter

Oh dear, sorry to hear this Edward. You probably don't need me to tell you you probably should have walked, the early signs were there. But how many of us do? We always hope it'll turn out OK, it seldom does after a bad start, and yes, whatever flakiness and dishonesty there is with WGs in general, with TSs you can multiply that by 10.

There's a few well-reviewed and good ones around, but not always within striking distance when you get the urge, so from time to time we TOFTT (as indeed someone must).

As for whether someone else does her comms, well perhaps not, she obvs had Translate on her phone, so perhaps the deception was all hers?

The requested £20 tip must've added insult to injury!

To be honest I’m long enough in the tooth to know better, yet still I didn’t walk. The fact that I don’t punt very often, had an hours drive, a ton of traffic and no plan B didn’t help. Plus the fact that I’d spent several days whittling down my options to two, and found only one was available. On my second circuit of the block I was beginning to wonder if this was the warning sign I needed to turn round and go home. At least it might hopefully serve as a warning to someone else and save them a few bob.

A hundred quid for 10 minutes of not very much and then she wants a bonus! Some people  :rolleyes:

Offline Xtro

Cheers for the review ET.   :hi:

While I was getting dressed she was messing with her phone and giggling. Eventually she showed me her phone screen. Using Google Translate she’d written “would you like to give me a £20 gift for New Year?”.

I think this goes to show that the shit service she provided is just the norm for her.   :thumbsdown:

Offline Dirkdiggler18

I love shemales but it sucks there always so expensive. I dare to never bother with the Latin American ones though even though there dicks look great. Photos are generally doctored anyway plus the lack of communication takes away from the sensuality.

Offline winkywanky

I love shemales but it sucks


Indeed, and aye, there's the rub...er, I mean... :D

Offline jaszyj87

ive beenlooking at her but the no make up and no kissing has put me off cheers