Author Topic: Hotdark - Warrington/Lymm  (Read 3870 times)


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Offline Edward Trotter

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Communication: This booking took place several weeks ago. Contacted her via text and got a response almost straight away. I suggested a time later that afternoon to which she agreed. Was given location details straight away.

Date: November 2019

The Price: £90 for 30 mins

The Location:  Budget hotel in the Warrington/Lymm area with tons of free parking. Despite the fact that it’s a budget hotel, it’s a fairly ideal location as it’s just off a motorway junction. Not sure what it’d be like getting there on a busy Friday afternoon but it was fine for my booking.
 
The Girl: This was a fairly late booking so I was a bit skeptical as to whether it would live up to expectations. I’d read some earlier reviews and AW reports so I was hoping for something good but I did have a feeling that she might be a bit jaded if she’d had a busy day. I decided to give it a go nevertheless. When I arrived in the car park I texted her to let her know. I received a quick text telling me her room number and to say her door would be open and to just come straight in. Unfortunately for me, even before the door had closed behind me I was having second thoughts. She immediately introduced herself as Belle and asked my name. At that point I briefly contemplated walking because I didn’t find her at all attractive. Like other reviewers have said, she is tall and dark, but I’m not sure I’ve read mention of her inflated lips (facial) which I find a massive turn-off. She states she’s 35 on AW but she’s clearly older. I’d say around the 40 mark. Anyway, I decided to go through with it and hoped that I’d find something positive. She certainly came across as chatty and I hoped I’d warm to her.

The Punt: I’ve not done much punting lately because I’m getting very little out of it and, on a few occasions, I’ve actually struggled to get hard. Unfortunately this was one of those occasions. I sensed quite quickly that she was showing signs of having had a long day. Whilst she was pleasant enough and chatty, there was no sense of anticipation. After all, here I was with a nearly naked woman but there was absolutely no air of excitement. Maybe some of it was down to me but I’ve been around long enough to know that even with mediocre looks, a good time can be had with a girl with the right sort of personality. I just didn’t get it with Belle. She lay on the bed in thigh length boots and a nice black lace teddy. This alone should have been enough to spur me into action but her lack of interest made it exactly the opposite. She made some sort of effort by slipping her straps down to reveal a massive part of false tits. Even in the low light I didn’t find them attractive, although like some have said, she did have huge nipples. Anyway, I decided that as I’d paid the money I was going to try and get something out of it. The next couple of minutes were a bit of a blur as I tried to get hard with her help. Eventually I managed it but decided that putting a condom on would have been a bad idea so I let her do her best with her mouth and hands to get me over the line. I was struggling so I closed my eyes and did my best to conjure up images of my favourite pornstars. Eventually, with a significant amount of imagination (I think it was Veronica Rodriguez), I managed to get over the line. She immediately jumped off the bed to get some tissues. To be honest I was mightily relieved that I’d got the job done. I quickly got dressed and left about 20 minutes after I’d arrived.


Overall: This punt was a big disappointment. She certainly didn’t live up to her reputation. Nor was she the beauty she and others have described her as. I know it’s ‘in the eye of the beholder’ and all that, but I couldn’t give her more than a 6/10 in looks. I’d give her effort even less than that so I’m afraid this is going to have to be a negative.

Offline george r

Cheers mate that has saved me some money :thumbsup:

Offline OakTree

Saw her myself recently and I've got a review sitting waiting but wanted to leave it a while. Pretty much concur with yours. I've got a bit more to add onto the whole occasion but all in all not worth anything like that sort of money.

Offline Edward Trotter

Cheers mate that has saved me some money :thumbsup:

You’re welcome. I had hoped to experience some squirting, but these days I have to be attracted to a girl (or be under the influence of alcohol) to indulge in RO.

I think I let her prices (which are ridiculously high) and AW description (“stunner”, “high class prestigious escort”, “model”, etc, etc) to lull me into thinking she was top draw. When will I ever learn? :rolleyes:

Offline Drayki

Sorry to hear you had a bad time op, when I saw her earlier in the summer she was like a raving nymph  :lol: I must of caught her on a good day!

Have to agree, I was a bit sceptical about seeing her at first... all the shit about her being a bloke etc

And also her tits are way out of proportion with the rest of her body, but each to their own, she did squirt for me loads so I didn’t have any complaints about her, at the time I got a decent deal off her but I wouldn’t be paying her ridiculous rates now  :dash:

Offline Blackpool Rock

She used to pop up closer to Preston / Blackpool but I haven't seen her advertise here for a while, contemplated seeing her but too many question marks for the money.
This review confirms my concerns so i'll not be punting her if she does visit closer to home again.
So while she hasn't specifically done anything wrong I hate that feeling when you 1st see a girl and know she doesn't float your boat but still tip the money up regardless safe in the knowledge you will regret the next 30 minutes  :cry:

Offline Edward Trotter

She used to pop up closer to Preston / Blackpool but I haven't seen her advertise here for a while, contemplated seeing her but too many question marks for the money.
This review confirms my concerns so i'll not be punting her if she does visit closer to home again.
So while she hasn't specifically done anything wrong I hate that feeling when you 1st see a girl and know she doesn't float your boat but still tip the money up regardless safe in the knowledge you will regret the next 30 minutes  :cry:

It’s a sickener and I really wish I’d walked. I punt very infrequently these days, due in part to a lack of enthusiasm/low libido and to my ex having almost cleaned me out just over a year ago. There was a time when I was quite blasé about how much I paid to escorts. Now the opposite is true and VFM is very important. I’ve walked in the past so I’m not really sure why I didn’t on this occasion.

I berated myself all the way home  :dash:

Offline EUGENE TACKLEBERRY

 Can't make my mind up on this one!

Probably should stop looking at pictures of boobs

Offline Edward Trotter

Something I didn’t mention in my review is that she had a small dog in the room with her. I didn’t know at the start but it came out from under the bed and started licking my foot. It was no bigger than a very small handbag!  :D

Offline Moby Dick

Something I didn’t mention in my review is that she had a small dog in the room with her. I didn’t know at the start but it came out from under the bed and started licking my foot. It was no bigger than a very small handbag!  :D
Well that’s a game changer.  :thumbsup:
Do you think it would lick me balls and rim me if I shoved a Dentastix up me arse? :sarcastic:

Offline freeze44

Well that’s a game changer.  :thumbsup:
Do you think it would lick me balls and rim me if I shoved a Dentastix up me arse? :sarcastic:

Rule breaker! beastiality not allowed on this site! pity as would put my review count up! bahhh!  :wacko:

Offline Moby Dick

Rule breaker! beastiality not allowed on this site! pity as would put my review count up! bahhh!  :wacko:
Is it in da rules?
Can’t find it. Maybe in hindsight, it should be.
but even in civvy world I’ve gone to bed with some beauties only to wake up with dogs.

If a mod wants to delete then please do.
Don’t wish to offend any dog lovers out there.

Offline freeze44

Is it in da rules?
Can’t find it. Maybe in hindsight, it should be.
but even in civvy world I’ve gone to bed with some beauties only to wake up with dogs.

If a mod wants to delete then please do.
Don’t wish to offend any dog lovers out there.

Think it is but only pulling ya 'dog' leg!  :lol: And same re 10 pinters ha!  :thumbsup:

Offline Drayki

I’m sure there’s a thread on here somewhere about her having her dog stolen from her house last year,

She must of replaced it, then again she can afford it charging £180 hour  :dash: