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Author Topic: I think I'm going to be sick  (Read 3884 times)

Offline pokenn

Hunting on AW for a punt and came across this review

"FG put a lot of effort into our meeting. She is a lovely lady and deserves a great deal of respect and courtesy. The time spent with her was amazing, no rushing. FG enjoyed our meeting and we were able to talk about and enjoy a subject that she finds fascinating and interesting. When I arrived FG was ready for me and dressed in a very sexy but tasteful little outfit, she looked beautiful and radiant. She has an infectious laugh and giggle and very quickly made me feel welcome and at ease. We spent time talking about our life and what we do and gradually moved onto becoming more "close". I wont go into details as it is a private thing between myself and FG but I will say that she took great trouble to ensure that my time with her was wonderful and that we were both happy during our time together. Cant wait till next time FG. Thank you xx "

I can't begin to list all the reasons why this is totally useless as a report and utterly sick-making.

Offline CBPaul

The 60 seconds I took reading that is 60 seconds of my life I will never get back.

Total waste of space, this type of review really annoys me, no use what so ever written by a deluded sap.

Offline vorian

AW FR is useless way to assess a potential punt,  can't remember the last time I looked at one. They mean nothing due to the way the AW system is set up. Imho only one place you can find decent reviews and that's UKP.  I have seen posted on here AW FR's a hell of a lot worse than the above.
Banning reason: Two faced - Slagging off UKP and it's membership using fake account

Offline cunnyhunt

I wont go into details as it is a private thing between myself and FG but I will say that she took great trouble to ensure that my time with her was wonderful and that we were both happy during our time together.

He probably barebacked her and wants no one to know.

Offline Madone1

Sounds like one way love to me the fucking soppy idiot some punters must have mug tattooed on there head.

Offline wristjob

Some AW feedback on a girl:

    charlotte is a realy pretty lass makes you at ease. had a great hour will be back.

    2nd visit to Charlotte didnt think it could get better but it does. She is a very talented friendly young woma

    had a great time with a really nice friendly and sexy lady was made to feel as if we had known each other ages 10/10

    Fantastic hour, excellent oral as always

    Great meet she was amazing in bed but also a joy to talk to



A review I posted:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=21931.0

My opinion is she was far from pretty (I actually thought facially she looked a bit like a guy) and pretty bloody useless BJ and a bit dull to boot. You have to wonder what sort of people go there and write this kind of shite.

Offline vorian


Can't be a genuine report. It doesn't say 'wow!'. All AWank reports have to say 'wow!' at some point.

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I do hope he treated her well guys.  :vomit:
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Offline NIK



I saw a girl called Mercedes in Derby who had sixty plus positive reports. The reality was that she was a totally useless skank. When I mentioned this on Prossynet at the time I was contacted by someone who had exactly the same experience. Although that was two of us who found her totally crap, it didn't prevent her subsequently getting over one hundred positive reports.

The AW reports are one hundred per cent fairy stories that have as much credibility as a politician's promises.  :angry:

Offline abdul


 I wont go into details as it is a private thing between myself and FG but I will say that she took great trouble to ensure that my time with her was wonderful and that we were both happy during our time together. Cant wait till next time FG. Thank you xx "


These are usual outlines everyone like to copy and paste. :P
« Last Edit: March 28, 2014, 07:33:20 AM by abdul »
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Offline CBPaul

These are usual outlines everyone like to copy and paste. :P

You have a point. Once one soppy report pops up others do tend to follow suit.

Suddenly they are all full of wow, treat her well, won't go into details and worst of all the stupid private jokes between them - the prossie must be thinking she's snared another easy money sap.  :mad:


Hunting on AW for a punt and came across this review

"FG put a lot of effort into our meeting. She is a lovely lady and deserves a great deal of respect and courtesy. The time spent with her was amazing, no rushing. FG enjoyed our meeting and we were able to talk about and enjoy a subject that she finds fascinating and interesting. When I arrived FG was ready for me and dressed in a very sexy but tasteful little outfit, she looked beautiful and radiant. She has an infectious laugh and giggle and very quickly made me feel welcome and at ease. We spent time talking about our life and what we do and gradually moved onto becoming more "close". I wont go into details as it is a private thing between myself and FG but I will say that she took great trouble to ensure that my time with her was wonderful and that we were both happy during our time together. Cant wait till next time FG. Thank you xx "

I can't begin to list all the reasons why this is totally useless as a report and utterly sick-making.


And I can't begin to list all the reasons why this thread is totally useless as a post without a link.

Offline wristjob

I read this pile of crap yesteday - sorry can't find the actual report. Went something like "There are times when you give a blow by blow account - this isn't one of them" - wtf is the point?

I hate those fluffy bullshit reviews too, which is why AW FB is utter bullshit.

As useful as writing something like this:

I visited the 5* restaurant and ordered steak with frites and bearnaise sauce, but a gentleman like me won't reveal how it tasted or where I went. I won't go into details about how the service was either.

I hate those fluffy bullshit reviews too, which is why AW FB is utter bullshit.

As useful as writing something like this:

I visited the 5* restaurant and ordered steak with frites and bearnaise sauce, but a gentleman like me won't reveal how it tasted or where I went. I won't go into details about how the service was either.

How it should read:

I visited Green's Steakhouse and Grill restaurant and ordered steak a rear steak with chunky chips with a tantalising béarnaise sauce that tasted so tangy with my juicy steak. My mouth was watering just by looking at it and I would recommend that you go for the extras of onion rings although costly (check out the enjoys list aka menu for price). I felt fully satisfied and will be going back very soon for another visit lol

Offline a10

I've written a "blow by blow" FR before, listing all services received and what I thought of them, and had it rejected by a WG for going into "too much" detail!  :dash:

Wonder if the saps that write this shite don't get much action, so are therefore so grateful that they think any service is amazing?

If a WG has too many of these type of FRs, I'll tend to steer clear as it makes me suspect what level of service they actually provide

Offline pokenn


And I can't begin to list all the reasons why this thread is totally useless as a post without a link.

I don't see why which specific girl it is makes much odds, but here you go

https://www.adultwork.com/ViewFieldReport.asp?FRID=85816

I also see the punter who left the report is now "member not active"

Of course he is no longer active, he clearly found the love of his life. It is an example to us all. Treat her well boys, you could fall in love (then write the mandatory empty review and fact-emptied field report). Well played, sir. Writing a review with no worth and keeping the details and facts out of it is the gentlemanly(let's face it, we are being gentlemen while we empty our nuts in their mouths after getting them to lick our Hershey's hatches and we pound their malteser makers) thing to do. I don't  know about you, but I have paid sex because I'm a gentleman, and therefore I understand the need to write a review and not mention the acts involved, though they are advertised and pictures shown by the WG herself. Let's keep it a mystery (apart from all those who can read an enjoys list, see pictures or email to ask about services or read the other reviews). Romance is not dead!

Sarcasm off. I am always respectful, but what is this keep it a secret, but I'll write a love sonnet business?

I've written a "blow by blow" FR before, listing all services received and what I thought of them, and had it rejected by a WG for going into "too much" detail!  :dash:


That's the sort of field report I like, a full description of what went on between your self, and the escort, when PN was a  worthy place to visit, one of my fav girls Kelly from NBS, she had countless field reports, and most of them where very descriptive of what went on

I fI read a good field report, I want to book that girl, but if it says, what goes on between me and the escort is a secret, I wont book this girl

Offline GreyDave

How it should read:

I visited Green's Steakhouse and Grill restaurant and ordered steak a rear steak with chunky chips with a tantalising béarnaise sauce that tasted so tangy with my juicy steak.

Is this a code for anal with all sports  Pompoy? :D :D :D

Offline SirPhilipXX

I don't see why which specific girl it is makes much odds, but here you go

https://www.adultwork.com/ViewFieldReport.asp?FRID=85816

I also see the punter who left the report is now "member not active"

He doesn't seem to have been that active during his 3 hour booking. How many times do you think he came? :D

A gentleman does not tell! How dare you, sir! He spent his time wooing here! Little did he know the bloke before wasn't a gent and buttfucked her like the universe depended on it and came in the mouth the gent sought a peck from.

Offline Iulia_P

A gentleman does not tell! How dare you, sir! He spent his time wooing here! Little did he know the bloke before wasn't a gent and buttfucked her like the universe depended on it and came in the mouth the gent sought a peck from.

Yes, there are few sentiments more inhuman than the righteous indignation of the frustrated petty bourgeois who gives free rein to his outraged and virtuous sense of propriety.

Yes, there are few sentiments more inhuman than the righteous indignation of the frustrated petty bourgeois who gives free rein to his outraged and virtuous sense of propriety.


I'm all for tax-funded support in the community workers, but your carer is taking the piss. Does your carer let you sit in front of the computer and type away at will?

Offline vorian

Yes, there are few sentiments more inhuman than the righteous indignation of the frustrated petty bourgeois who gives free rein to his outraged and virtuous sense of propriety.

Satire only works if the audience is aware, or it just comes across as insane ramblings.
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Satire only works if the audience is aware, or it just comes across as insane ramblings.

If it is Inna, she's just bored as she has such a duty phone, hence the ramblings. She's a Benjamin button with implants, so no wonder.


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