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While some people fancy a pint after work I sometimes like to have penetrative sex with an over-perfumed Eastern European prostitute. A quick response to messages and we were booked. Clean flat just off the Farringdon road and was greeted with a friendly, slightly giggly, though well presented woman - quite severe looking facially and not in the first flush of youth - looks about 35 (though this may be the party lifestyle accelerating cellular degeneration).
Pop out the shower and she immediately announces no FK - I realise why when she smiles. Another review mentioned a brace, but I expected it to be one of those modern invisible ones. Alas it was full on fucking dental scaffolding, ruling out both FK AND OWO (despite her profile saying the latter was discretionary). I sort of internally sighed and resigned myself to a quick pump and dump, but she actually was a great shag, perhaps sensing my disappointment at the shortfall in services. The OW was really good, she loved a tongue on her clit, then proceeded to noisily cum in 69. Then her on top, straddling me (she didn't use lube and I found her pleasingly tight) then into doggy where she came again, and was really going for it by this time, beckoning me to cum with the sort of language that would make a whore blush. There was still time on the clock but I felt I'd sampled everything on offer so came on her big fake tits.
In short, a nice girl who is
sort of attractive (great body, good hygiene, nice minge, good fake tits but weird scarring and quite facially idiosyncratic) but the absence of two services that I treat as de rigeur means that I wouldn't return. Elevated from negative to neutral by the great shift she put in - genuinely think that's the first Romanian orgasm I've ever initiated. Her running up the stairs to tell her flatmate/receptionist that she'd just been fucked by someone who knows what he was doing was an enjoyable touch.