Author Topic: I'm not from around here... (Read 1123 times)

Bertie_Dastard · « **on:** December 17, 2019, 07:07:40 am »

Been in Basildon on business for a couple days, should be wrapping up tomorrow morning and heading back oop north late afternoon. Before I set off, it might be nice to sample one of these here exotic southern types!

Are there any "must see" ladies in the Basildon area?

simpleton69 · « **Reply #1 on:** December 17, 2019, 07:17:47 am »

Depend on what floats your boat?

robboflam · « **Reply #2 on:** December 17, 2019, 09:48:05 am »

A wasteland in my view. Maybe more options up the road in Chelmsford

Bertie_Dastard · « **Reply #3 on:** December 17, 2019, 02:35:26 pm »

Quote from: simpleton69 on December 17, 2019, 07:17:47 am

Depend on what floats your boat?

Fair point well made, mate!

Bertie_Dastard · « **Reply #4 on:** December 17, 2019, 02:35:31 pm »

Quote from: simpleton69 on December 17, 2019, 07:17:47 am

Depend on what floats your boat?

Fair point well made, mate!

Billy no mates · « **Reply #5 on:** December 17, 2019, 05:06:10 pm »

You will probably get more help if you drop your H’s, gotta speak like the locals

“I’m not from round ‘ere” would get you more help, sorry ‘elp

Bertie_Dastard · « **Reply #6 on:** December 17, 2019, 06:33:16 pm »

I fort you lads wuz all posh dahn 'ere like!

fatboy · « **Reply #7 on:** December 17, 2019, 11:05:28 pm »

You also forgot to add the odd 'yerknowhatimean' ' innit' and 'cor blimey Guv'nor' although the last one
is not heard much these days.
I'm with the others on Bas Vegas as a wasteland.
If you are going back by car you could swing by Colchester, some well reviewed WG's up there.
Otherwise it's pot luck on the day if you are returning by train - sorry it is that bad.

BTW, what is happening to our Essex security ?
First they let King Tarzan in and now some bloke from Yorkshire !

Bertie_Dastard · « **Reply #8 on:** December 18, 2019, 08:21:22 am »

I snuck over the border under cover of darkness pal, smuggled in a lorry full of Aunt Bessies frozen Yorkshire puddings

MajorPayne · « **Reply #9 on:** December 18, 2019, 10:15:56 am »

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fatboy · « **Reply #10 on:** December 18, 2019, 09:04:06 pm »

Quote from: Fighterboy on December 18, 2019, 08:21:22 am

I snuck over the border under cover of darkness pal, smuggled in a lorry full of Aunt Bessies frozen Yorkshire puddings

Bastard, thought the last ones I had tasted a bit funny !

Anyway, hope you found something to suit you around here.
Now get back to Yorkshire cheers

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