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Offline bonapati

A young lady called Delailah

60 mins /£200 / no extras asked or paid for

Location: popular square near Earl’s Court    3 flights of stairs. Big living room. Rooms are ok but still felt like you could move around.

As they safe as a football manager one day you will lose a match... so after 7 solid home rums with Diva here it is.

I could say the rating was already in the making of only I was patience enough.

Tried to book Delailah about 3 days ahead and every time she was “uncontactable” meaning she was either busy of here priorities were with another agency better the one I use - that’s my opinion though.
Have to thank the agency ladies for keeping up with my non-stop demands, they got the girl but the girl didn’t get herself inline.

She looks exactly like her pictures of anything the photos make her look a bit older. She is slim not wafer think like Mikel.  Enhanced tits, website profile is correct. She is pretty but not in the real Russian way. Looked slightly Polish.

Opened the door hiding, turned out in black lingerie all looked good. Did the paperwork, took a shower.

I am not going try and make this read like creative write up so here goes.

1. As i change my clothes she asks me to put them on the sofa in the front room. I left them there while shaving a shower. Then as we were in the bed room she was about to close the door , I asked if my stuff is safe she said yes. Incorrect, good thing I decided not to leave them there. 10 mins later I hear a male voice in the living room. So not discreet.
2. In the room there was nowhere to hang my clothes. Had to leave in the carpet. When I dressed I found strands of her platinum hair on my coat. Room dimly light likely to be unclean.
3. She refused Fk from the onset. I told her it was on the sight. She denied. So no FK or DFK. She was tight lipped throughout. Bad for business.
4. She attempted to jerk me off with all type of similar to Rom tactics... but all  failed.
5. 15mins she asked when ib was going to come and that time is nearly up. I’d only just there. So I got my watch to show her. She offers only to continue for 30 mins. I demand money back but she’s too greedy to give cash back. She smiles and gets on with what’s she paid to do. I’d say she can get moody.
6. BJ was good but again an attempt to jerk me off... that also failed.
7. I try to DATY but pretends to be responsive then makes awkward to get to the meal. Rubbish.
8. Mish. She took a good pounding but with lots of gel... and she is not tight and if I say that then..... get ready for swim.
9. Doggie and CG she acted for the oscars but all very passive. Felt like fucking a pretty doll. No eye contact in a CG or mish. She was going through the emotions.
10. Her best performance was doggie where she wet the bed in the process of trying to pretend she was not enjoying it.
11. Finished with COB which she dodged at the end.
12. No anal play, no fingers in either hole. Very light spanning.

I will NOT revisit. I will stick with my house rules. I’ve never been able to rely on 20-23 SPs. The experience and mileage is never there. Mimosa was an exception.

I honestly think she is getting ready to go back home so doesn’t care anymore. This punt was worth no more than £150 at best.

The worse of all was I had just left home soaked in the bath for 30mins. She insisted I had a shower on arrival... then guess what I could have a shower when I finished because “her flat mate” was going to be in the shower for 20mins. You can’t make it up. There was no sign of her trying to clean herself either. So I am not sure hygiene is good either. £200 and I can get an exit shower? WTF?

I left feeling worse than when I arrived.

Delailah... glad I not called Samson Cosmo won’t let you cut my hair 🤣


Offline Dashing

« Last Edit: December 17, 2019, 12:23:10 am by Dashing »

Offline golden bull

Oh dear.....
I bet she’s going home in the next couple of days if not tomorrow so can’t be asked

Offline BanksRobin

This is shit from the get go and sorry Bonapati had to endure such shit.

Crap set up, shitty attitude and a lazy arsed performance aimed at extracting your cash for minimum effort. I want to send her for one of those ancestry dna tests because she must be Romanian with an attitude like that.

She has had positive reviews and one of them was mine but she was newer and maybe fresher then but no excuse for this shit show. Obviously now she has developed this lazy attitude and wants to play the game where she will see how little she can do for the money.

I don’t know or care if she is going home soon, I just hope she doesn’t come back so no other guy has to waste his money

Offline Devil4thrill

Sorry to hear this. I am surprised you said the punt was not worth more than £150.
For me personally, this punt is not worth anything because you felt worse after it.

Offline king tarzan

To just hand money over and not confirm services face to face beforehand is 🛑
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Offline BanksRobin

So you think he should have applied your Kiss Test?  :D

Offline king tarzan

So you think he should have applied your Kiss Test?  :D

So I take out you don't confirm face to face services???


School boy errors :dash: :dash: :dash:
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Offline James

So I take out you don't confirm face to face services???


School boy errors :dash: :dash: :dash:

Shouldnt have to for that robbery price and its on there site
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Offline bonapati

To just hand money over and not confirm services face to face beforehand is 🛑

1. It’s not a Restuarant. I don’t confirm services neither do I ask for kiss tests. That’s just my style and it works 98% of the time. Meaning if I was a football manager I’d probably win the premiership.
2. There were some good parts (she can take more pounding than Mikel and she did) who feels it knows it.
3. Her attitude and decorum were just too Rom like.  She lacked organisation and maturity required in her industry.

Offline Stanford97

To just hand money over and not confirm services face to face beforehand is
Not everyone is as weird as you. It’s fine that muppets like you want to engage in some hideous wooden introduction where every detail needs to be nailed down with absolute certainty, but make some effort to express this as a subjective opinion or piss off and fuck your crack whore of a mother up the arse you low life piece of troll shit. Fuck I love moving house.

She looks exactly like her pictures of anything the photos make her look a bit older.
I hugely fancied this chick’s photos but have become disheartened by various Russian SP photos being from yesteryear, what would your opinion be regarding this one subject alone? P.S. I was ready to take another long break from UKP but your recent reviews stood out and were very informative, thank you.
« Last Edit: December 18, 2019, 09:08:17 pm by Stanford97 »

Offline king tarzan

Not everyone is as weird as you. It’s fine that muppets like you want to engage in some hideous wooden introduction where every detail needs to be nailed down with absolute certainty, but make some effort to express this as a subjective opinion or piss off and fuck your crack whore of a mother up the arse you low life piece of troll shit. Fuck I love moving house.
I hugely fancied this chick’s photos but have become disheartened by various Russian SP photos being from yesteryear, what would your opinion be regarding this one subject alone? P.S. I was ready to take another long break from UKP but your recent reviews stood out and were very informative, thank you.

Why don't you fuck off you motherfucker cunt
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Offline bonapati

Why don't you fuck off you motherfucker cunt

KT and Stanford lets not all become enemies over some Russian pussy.
Let’s not forget I was the guy who didn’t have good time.

You win some, lose some. He who fight and run away comes back to fight again.

Offline king tarzan

KT and Stanford lets not all become enemies over some Russian pussy.
Let’s not forget I was the guy who didn’t have good time.

You win some, lose some. He who fight and run away comes back to fight again.

He started it..

Anyways to your thought 👍👍
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Offline bonapati

Not everyone is as weird as you. It’s fine that muppets like you want to engage in some hideous wooden introduction where every detail needs to be nailed down with absolute certainty, but make some effort to express this as a subjective opinion or piss off and fuck your crack whore of a mother up the arse you low life piece of troll shit. Fuck I love moving house.
I hugely fancied this chick’s photos but have become disheartened by various Russian SP photos being from yesteryear, what would your opinion be regarding this one subject alone? P.S. I was ready to take another long break from UKP but your recent reviews stood out and were very informative, thank you.

Tbh, photos and photoshop spotting is a skill of its own. I tend to look out for the style of photography and hold old the background furniture is. Also compare the height and weight size of that SP in comparison to the back objects. Old SPs tend to either bond hair up to make the look younger or wear school/ teen wear. Some try a hide skin pushed away by plastic surgery.

From experience the 25-30year olds (28-35) are the most reliable and generous in services based on age (women enjoy sex most in those years of their era). I would suggest you read reviews you will find that an SP with a 2014 review probably is still using gallery pictures of those years. Also worth checking and comparing their photos on other websites.

All that said I have to admit the Russians are the best of the crop and the older they get the better the game (32-36) but you nee to put some work into. Like I said “it’s not a Restuarant” it’s sweet shop and the girl wants sweets too.

Good luck.


« Last Edit: December 18, 2019, 10:07:04 pm by bonapati »

Offline Stanford97

He started it
Read back through all my reviews and look how many inane tedious egomaniac shit stains you’ve left on the thread. Look at all your grotesque Neanderthal mongol-IQ reviews and look at how little interest I’ve shown. You’re a complete retard and a scummer and any sycophantic arse licker who sides with you is the same.

Tbh, photos and photoshop spotting is a skill of its own. I tend to look out for the style of photography and hold old the background furniture is. Also compare the height and weight size of that SP in comparison to the back objects. Old SPs tend to either bond hair up to make the look younger or wear school/ teen wear. Some try a hide skin pushed away by plastic surgery.

From experience the 25-30year olds (28-35) are the most reliable and generous in services based on age (women enjoy sex most in those years of their era). I would suggest you read reviews you will find that an SP with a 2014 review probably is still using gallery pictures of those years. Also worth checking and comparing their photos on other websites.

All that said I have to admit the Russians are the best of the crop and the older they get the better the game (32-36) but you nee to put some work into. Like I said “it’s not a Restuarant” it’s sweet shop and the girl wants sweets too.
I just meant with regards to this SP alone, if I was expecting the gorgeous babe in the photos, would you guess I’d be a tad disappointed, a bit disappointed, fairly disappointed etc?


Why don't you just fuck off you piece of shit...
Go back to your GCSE results and school grades and remember what a thick muppet you are. Then try and never bother me again and I might do just as you please. If you’re going to OCD post idiotic shit in endless threads I might feel the need to point out to any greenhorns that you are an idiot. Please be assured that I will never post anything in one of your reviews.
« Last Edit: December 18, 2019, 10:42:16 pm by Stanford97 »

Offline king tarzan

Read back through all my reviews and look how many inane tedious egomaniac shit stains you’ve left on the thread. Look at all your grotesque Neanderthal mongol-IQ reviews and look at how little interest I’ve shown. You’re a complete retard and a scummer and any sycophantic arse licker who sides with you is the same.

Why don't you just fuck off you piece of shit...

Better that way 👏👏👏👏
Banned reason: Misogynist who gets free bookings from agencies for pos reviews.
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Offline bonapati

Read back through all my reviews and look how many inane tedious egomaniac shit stains you’ve left on the thread. Look at all your grotesque Neanderthal mongol-IQ reviews and look at how little interest I’ve shown. You’re a complete retard and a scummer and any sycophantic arse licker who sides with you is the same.
I just meant with regards to this SP alone, if I was expecting the gorgeous babe in the photos, would you guess I’d be a tad disappointed, a bit disappointed, fairly disappointed etc?

Go back to your GCSE results and school grades and remember what a thick muppet you are. Then try and never bother me again and I might do just as you please. If you’re going to OCD post idiotic shit in endless threads I might feel the need to point out to any greenhorns that you are an idiot. Please be assured that I will never post anything in one of your reviews.
You won’t be disappointed but I’m won’t say she will stop the traffic.

Offline Raven

Unlucky fella, but thanks for the review.  :drinks:


Offline massagepuntingfan

1. It’s not a Restuarant. I don’t confirm services neither do I ask for kiss tests. That’s just my style and it works 98% of the time. Meaning if I was a football manager I’d probably win the premiership.


I tend to agree with this. If I am unsure over the services offered I will enquire politely in the text chat beforehand if kissing and OWO is offered/enjoyed by the SP. Face to face kiss test and asking/listing of services on arrival just isn't my thing - I would personally find this awkward. I do find that being warm and engaging when first meeting works more often than not and expressing my interest in an intimate encounter tends to lead to such. Thats not to say it doesn't go tits up but such is the nature of the game we play.
« Last Edit: December 20, 2019, 08:03:51 am by massagepuntingfan »

Offline king tarzan

I tend to agree with this. If I am unsure over the services offered I will enquire politely in the text chat beforehand if kissing and OWO is offered/enjoyed by the SP. Face to face kiss test and asking/listing of services on arrival just isn't my thing - I would personally find this awkward. I do find that being warm and engaging when first meeting works more often than not and expressing my interest in an intimate encounter tends to lead to such. Thats not to say it doesn't go tits up but such is the nature of the game we play.

I would of lost £200+ with these Russians and there false advertising had I taken the above approach..
My negatives luckily were 🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃and money intact..not negative experiences once £ was paid..
My anti con mechanism...

So eye of the 🐅 🦊 🦁 focus alertness awareness 🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊....
Banned reason: Misogynist who gets free bookings from agencies for pos reviews.
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Offline massagepuntingfan

I would of lost £200+ with these Russians and there false advertising had I taken the above approach..
My negatives luckily were 🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃and money intact..not negative experiences once £ was paid..
My anti con mechanism...

So eye of the 🐅 🦊 🦁 focus alertness awareness 🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊....

What I take from this is there are different ways of going about things. Who's to say who's right or wrong. Initially I wasn't sure how to take your use of red cards etc, but I generally find it amusing and your sheer volume  of reviews are an undoubted help to the forum. Others like the chap who got angry in the thread obviously find your style antagonistic and don't take kindly to being judged or seeing others judged unnecessarily.
I think we should focus more on the review and the services offered rather than if the OP followed your checklist upon meeting an escort.

Offline bonapati

I tend to agree with this. If I am unsure over the services offered I will enquire politely in the text chat beforehand if kissing and OWO is offered/enjoyed by the SP. Face to face kiss test and asking/listing of services on arrival just isn't my thing - I would personally find this awkward. I do find that being warm and engaging when first meeting works more often than not and expressing my interest in an intimate encounter tends to lead to such. Thats not to say it doesn't go tits up but such is the nature of the game we play.
I concur. Mind you what happen at this punt was the first of its kind. I wouldn’t have minded if the punt was -£150 and the services she didn’t provide yet advertised. 
« Last Edit: December 21, 2019, 10:27:06 am by bonapati »

Offline massagepuntingfan

I concur. Mind you what happen at this punt was the first of its kind. I wouldn’t have minded if the punt was -£150 and the services she didn’t provide yet advertised.

I feel for you. I've never been particularly sold on the fact that Russian=amazing service. An agency girl is likely to be far busier than an independent and chances are you, I or other punters might meet her when she's all shagged out/tired. That fact coupled with the increasing price bracket puts me off being a Diva regular as spending £250-£350 is a treat and not the norm.

Offline bonapati

I feel for you. I've never been particularly sold on the fact that Russian=amazing service. An agency girl is likely to be far busier than an independent and chances are you, I or other punters might meet her when she's all shagged out/tired. That fact coupled with the increasing price bracket puts me off being a Diva regular as spending £250-£350 is a treat and not the norm.
Thanks for feeling for me but tbh I’m not looking for sympathy - but thanks all the same. All I’m doing is sharing my experience so others can learn from it. I saw this SP around 12 noon and she had plenty notice so chances of being tired unless she’d had no sleep are slim. Have to say I’ve only paid £250 once a Russian and any other punt unless it was a duo would be paying close to that or more. I’ve had good run and still am. I should have followed my house rules on this on - the 21-23yrs one can really the lunch in my box if you know what I mean.

To conclude like I said before. It was not all bad - she did take good pounding since that was once thing she knew she had to do occupy the hour. I don’t think she is used to hard work, the type that try and jerk off early run off to the bath to waste time etc.

If you read the reason why this review is negative and compare to my other reviews - it’s things like not being able to hang my clothes, being asked to wait 20 mins or not have a shower on exit. Checking her phone are the things that pissed me off. You could hardly be asking before to start if you can have a shower when you finish.

And I agree Russian doesn’t =amazing service but I’d rather a Russian than a Romanian.


Offline massagepuntingfan

Thanks for feeling for me but tbh I’m not looking for sympathy - but thanks all the same. All I’m doing is sharing my experience so others can learn from it. I saw this SP around 12 noon and she had plenty notice so chances of being tired unless she’d had no sleep are slim. Have to say I’ve only paid £250 once a Russian and any other punt unless it was a duo would be paying close to that or more. I’ve had good run and still am. I should have followed my house rules on this on - the 21-23yrs one can really the lunch in my box if you know what I mean.

To conclude like I said before. It was not all bad - she did take good pounding since that was once thing she knew she had to do occupy the hour. I don’t think she is used to hard work, the type that try and jerk off early run off to the bath to waste time etc.

If you read the reason why this review is negative and compare to my other reviews - it’s things like not being able to hang my clothes, being asked to wait 20 mins or not have a shower on exit. Checking her phone are the things that pissed me off. You could hardly be asking before to start if you can have a shower when you finish.

And I agree Russian doesn’t =amazing service but I’d rather a Russian than a Romanian.
Ha ok let me rephrase I empathise with your negative and found it informative as she was on my to do list. I concur with many things you listed in your review, one of my pet hates is an escort checking the phone or texting during the punt. Bad time keeping another bugbear. The little things matter and thats one thing some Thai hookers have over the Europeans is their generally subservient nature, hanging clothes, getting a drink etc. One final thing to agree on is I tend to steer clear from young SPs as they are likely to be inexperienced or lazy.