External Link/Members Onlythis one and having read between the lines in the odd comment about her i should have walked
mini review here
£100 for the hour wasted
comms were a bit hit and miss but firmed up a week before with postcode given prior to meet and the usual google earth bollocks done so come the day i drove past and then parked up on a side road . Text message a few mins before and a text message where was i to which i said round the corner and got an arsey comment about not parking on the road . IN HINDSIGHT THIS SET THE TONE AND I SHOULD HAVE WALKED but we do daft things as per usual
Area is where it has been mentioned before in other reviews that she does not like mentioning ( somewhere further east than Dinnington !)
Parked up down the road and knocked to be greeted by a half presentable women in a bath robe who was chatty and a smoker .
There was a dog locked in the living room and the house looked well ready for some TLC but we are not there to quote on the decorating
Upstairs with the usual chat which she steered around straight away to slagging off guys off here and bigging up one or two regulars , slagging off one or two regulars off here as well as asking who the fuck i was all the time throughout the meet and a few times saying i would leave a neg review ( hence my reluctance to do so and poss out myself )
Bathroom looked as tho it needed a good cleaning and decorating ( i stayed away as already freshly showered ) but the bedroom was fine
She disrobed and has clearly put the odd pound on and got a robust mummy tummy but half decent tits , no effort made to dress up or wear requested stockings ( usual guff ) as she was just wearing bra and pants
Got no kissing att all which was odd , she gave me her best sloppy blow job ( her words not mine ) which was average and OWO
she did not shut up questioning about here and members and who i was during and after
She had a glass of alcohol on the go which was poss gin or vodka and to paraphrase her " gave her the guts to suck blokes dicks "
Tried sex in missionary and doggy and i was getting bored with the crap attitude and ended up with her wanking me off over her tits which i managed to do .
More bullshit and cobblers while i got dressed with about 20 mins to go poss more and she was down stairs in the kitchen having a fag and a drink and confirmed it was alcohol and the above comment she made .
I made idle chit chat and fucked off questionin why the fuck i carried on and to be fair it did piss me off for weeks how aggressive she was about here and wanting to out several members .
If you are thinking of going dont bother , its all painting by numbers and a shit service but YMMV ..... and was the shittest punt i have ever had