Spicy Suzie/SuzieXxPrawnstar - Edmonton

[MLawro93]

Communication: Fast responses, arranged a meet pretty quickly. I'm sure it's her on the other end.

Location: Upper Edmonton, near North Middlesex Hospital. The flat is a fucking dump.

Cost: £30 for 15 minutes at the time. Since I last saw her, 15 minutes appears to be off the menu and her prices have gone up.

Appearance: I never engaged in full sex, so can't comment on her gender. Appeared to be all woman, just blessed with the facial features of a bloke.  Her teeth are a big fucking give away as to her current/past activity of substance abuse. Just awful. 

Meet: Well I was in the area, and fancied a quick cheap one. In hindsight, I should have just rubbed one out really. I quickly arranged a meet, got to the location and well the place is a dump. I got to her door and heard her arguing with her pimp/boyfriend inside. Quite loud really. I should have walked then, but shit like this doesn't really phase me anymore. She has quite the feminine voice in polish, so from that I can assume she is all female, just not blessed with the best facial features as is clearly evident. I got in and the house/room is in a state. Everything was on the floor, house stank of cigarettes. I really was just thinking of getting in and out as quickly as possible. The girl in question really does appear to be a user of something, and she doesn't smile showing her teeth for a question.

I stripped off, got on the bed, and got her to start sucking me off. Technique is fairly toothy, but she takes to direction well enough. Managed to pop quickly, where she promptly swallowed the mess. I dusted myself off, got dressed, and quickly got the fuck out. All the while thinking, why the fuck do I keep doing this to myself?  So many red flags and I ignored every single one just to get off. Never again! I really need to start thinking about the choices I make in life, because this was one hell of a shit one. 

Return: Nope. Couldn't pay me to return.

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[Fuzzyduck]

Cheers for the review. Mate this sounds grim. I've been there, albeit a long time ago now, as I'm sure others have as well. Look on the bright side: at least you thought it was a woman rather than knowing it wasn't. I presume you hadn't seen the other review before you went?

[3Mason]

If I remember correctly, she took off 15 min meets shortly after I went there.

I like to think that I had a role in that. 

[MLawro93]

Cheers for the review. Mate this sounds grim. I've been there, albeit a long time ago now, as I'm sure others have as well. Look on the bright side: at least you thought it was a woman rather than knowing it wasn't. I presume you hadn't seen the other review before you went?

To be fair, I'm pretty certain she is a woman. But then again, you never know.  Oh well, like I said never again! Once I see a red flag, I'm out.

[Fuzzyduck]

To be fair, I'm pretty certain she is a woman. But then again, you never know.  Oh well, like I said never again! Once I see a red flag, I'm out.

Easily said when the big brain is doing the driving 
Better luck next time.

[MLawro93]

Easily said when the big brain is doing the driving 
Better luck next time.

So true! 

[Hour_man]

2 negative reviews plus she's not the greatest looking... Probably give this a miss to be honest