Good evening fellow punters,
After a bit of time out I got the itch that needed scratching and Anika was on my list for a while. After the reviews here on UKP I thought, why not as a good way to get back into it.
Unfortunately, my time with her reminded me of the very reasons I stopped being a player in this game.
So without further hesitation, here is my experience on Anika R;
I called and contacted her - phone mannerisms are OK, but I didn't get a very welcoming type vibe.
After agreeing a time on the phone - I texted her to get (in writing) to confirm her services as it seemed very limited from her profile. As I asked if DFK, massage etc was on offer, she simple said "no" and then followed with another text saying "Actually, I'm busy now, going to cancel your booking"
Which was odd so I left it - but really needing to scratch that itch, I just had to try again.
I used another old dusty phone to contact her about an hour later and funnily enough, she was free. Went through the same old routine - I felt a bit gangsta still going to see her even though she cancelled on me hehe
So I arrive at the hotel on Bath Rd.... I walk in and her pimp/security is sitting in the lobby - obviously him - Asian guy, wearing sandals - looked him in the eye as it was just so obvious what he was there for.
Got to the room - classic hide behind the door routine - got in and I have to say... .little disappointed. Her face isn't all that - it kinda reminded me of Droopy the cartoon dog - she had some weird sag to her face - She wasn't ugly - just not my type. However - she does have an incredible body and her hair was nicely done too. Asian/Indian accent - she was wearing a simple black dress with lingerie underneath - classic girlfriend for a year type look - not dirty slut type dressing.
For the first 10 minutes she's just jabbering away about types of clients she does like to see, who she doesn't etc. I cba with hearing about who she likes to see and who she doesn't and why she gets pissed off at people who don't read her profile etc.
I just wanna get a shower and bust my nut.
Shower done, I come into the room and for the first 10 minutes she's just talking, and not being intimate whilst I'm lying on the bed - she doesn't even come over. I'm not one to force and initiate because you never know with these girls when they say "money is spent for time and companionship - you make a move on them and they'll scream rape" so I let them do it - bad move as she was milking the time for all it's worth.
She's offering to sort out the heating, get a cup of tea etc - it just felt like she was doing everything to avoid doing the dirty.
She says she offers a GFE - this is far from it - a GFE you get DFK or LFK at the very least - you don't get any sense of intimacy with this one - she's really detached from the job - you can tell she hates doing this so the mood was killed before it had even started.
Eventually, she comes over to the bed. Tried to initiate a kiss and just turns her head. Kiss her neck "but she's too sensitive"
Eventually got her out of her clothes and she has like previously said - a great body for what it's worth. Tits enhanced - a size 8 and very firm - no sag on her (apart from her face)
She was trying to just be sensual and just cuddling and giving the odd peck here and there (like granny gives - nothing GFE about it)
Gave her some RO - nice landing strip on her - tasted OK and quite responsive - but this is where it got weird - everytime after I licked her out and stopped, she'd get a tissue and wipe herself clean.... then If I went back for more RO, she'd let me do it, and once stopping, she just gets tissues and wipes herself off again - first time I've ever seen that level of wiping, I almost found it disrespectful.
Eventually on me - everthing covered which is fine - I don't like OWO but her technique was pretty good eventually (or maybe just lack of it for a while, I may have had rose tinted spectacle on) but she went from doing a lazy blowjob to quite a sensual one.
She changes condom between oral and sex - so slipped another coat on and pumped her til I came.
I literally jumped in the shower, washed off and tried to get out of there as quick as I could.
Upon leaving, her pimp was still sitting in the lobby.
Fee paid - £100 for 30mins
VFM - NO
Pros - Great body
Cons - Everything else
Would I return? - NO
Hope this review helps.
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