Author Topic: TS Review: Luxury TS Massage - Maidstone hotel  (Read 8701 times)


3 review(s) for Luxury TS Massage (1 positive, 1 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline m21kent

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When: November 2019

Price: £120 (£100 for basic +£20 for oral and fuck)

Location: Maidstone hotel. Big hotel, easy to walk around in without drawing attention. Was paid parking in the hotel car park though.

Comms: called for appointment, booked with hotel name, got to hotel on time called again, asked to wait five minutes. Wondered around hotel bar looking like I was reading the menu for a moment, realised I had no signal so went out doors. Got some, spoke on the phone, she said she would guide me to the room, explained I lost signal, she said no one else had that problem. Walked in getting guided, lost signal as predicted. Eventually managed to call back and get texts to the rough area she was in. She poked her head out and waved me in. Quite a hassle to be honest, luckily hotel was busy so I didn’t look too out of place.

Appearance:  nice peachy bum, not bad looking, would be convincing from a distance. Wearing a nice underwear set. But fuller in the face than her photos would suggest.

Service: After a shower with fresh towels lay face down for probably 35/40 minute of massage. Her undies came off so could feel her cock on me sometimes and a good view of her arse in the mirror to the side.
Massage was ok as it goes, probably the sort of quality you would get in a spa hotel or something. Tried some light touching of her but she moved arms hands away.
Eventually turned over and was pleased that she took my cock in her mouth (after a very through scrub with a wet wipe) I can’t really say if it was any good or not as it was 3 or 4 bobs of her head and then She got up and asked if I wanted to see her arse. I said yes, quite a nice view! Very peachy. Had a feel and a kiss, wasn’t quite sure what to do next and she jus lay stood there quiet. Asked how long we had and she said 5 minutes (even though I didn’t get into the room until 10/15 mins after the agreed time, so I actually had more like 15 mins) so I asked if I could fuck her. She said yes. Condom on, asked if she needed lube, she said no. So I went in, not overly tight, fucked away for a few minutes, she can take it hard for sure. She managed to wiggle away and sat between my legs and wanked me off until I came into the condom. Directed at shower, dressed and left.

Summary:  Bit of hassle getting to her, an ok massage for pretty much all of the booking and then some below average oral and fuck. Probably better than the usual massage and happy ending provided mind.

Return:  No, not saying others shouldn’t but kind of been there done that now and not amazing enough to want to again.

Offline winkywanky

Thanks m21.

Hmmm. Seen her profile a few times and kind of wondered about her. The big 'farewell tour' shpeel, I'm so grateful, the finely detailed menu, etc. I suspected it might be pretty much as well as you found, and decided against it. A bit mediocre by the sound of it?

A pretty good massage but then little real interpersonal interaction as such. The price is reasonable but the oral sounds brief and meh. She rubbed your cock with a wetwipe after you showered? A bit naff (I'm sure you don't look that rough!  ;)) And then it was buns up and help yourself. The bit about her blaming the lack of signal on you is a bit pathetic really, and then she took it out of your time! So you were rushed, and it seems like with a fairly 'limited' service like that, she's getting as many through the door as possible, with her finishing line in sight.

I think a Neutral is deserved and appropriate  :hi:.

Offline berksboy


Offline nugget4eva

I also saw her recently when I was in the East Midlands for work and have been meaning to write a review. The massage part was good but I paid extra for oral and anal and it really wasn't worth it. Maybe a minute of covered oral before starting with the anal, and just as I was getting into it she suddenly pulled away and mechanically wanked me off into the condom. Pretty disappointing. I also found her significantly less attractive than in her profile pics.

What annoyed me is that her profile made a big deal about not rushing anything yet despite the surprisingly abrupt ending I was out of there (even after showering) with 10 minutes still on the clock.

I'd say it was a positive for the massage, negative for the sex/abrupt ending, and probably neutral overall.

Offline Xtro

i would have said a negative.

+1

And from what nugget4eva states, that's confirmation of a shit SP!   :thumbsdown:

Offline m21kent

I also saw her recently when I was in the East Midlands for work and have been meaning to write a review. The massage part was good but I paid extra for oral and anal and it really wasn't worth it. Maybe a minute of covered oral before starting with the anal, and just as I was getting into it she suddenly pulled away and mechanically wanked me off into the condom. Pretty disappointing. I also found her significantly less attractive than in her profile pics.

What annoyed me is that her profile made a big deal about not rushing anything yet despite the surprisingly abrupt ending I was out of there (even after showering) with 10 minutes still on the clock.

I'd say it was a positive for the massage, negative for the sex/abrupt ending, and probably neutral overall.

Did you also get a weird step by step instruction on how to get to her room? She didn’t give me the actual room number, instead I was told go in turn right, call me at top of stairs, right now walk down to the end and call me etc.

I only realised the other day that my time started when these bizarre instructions began, so I lost 10’ish minutes wondering round a hotel

Offline nugget4eva

Did you also get a weird step by step instruction on how to get to her room? She didn’t give me the actual room number, instead I was told go in turn right, call me at top of stairs, right now walk down to the end and call me etc.

I only realised the other day that my time started when these bizarre instructions began, so I lost 10’ish minutes wondering round a hotel

Yeah, now you mention it. She gave me precise directions to the elevator (actually this is quite helpful to avoid drawing the attention of the reception staff) and the floor number, then after getting out of the elevator I had to text her in the corridor to receive further directions. That part was a bit of a faff and it would have been quicker/easier just to give me the room number in the first place. It wasn't that big of a deal for me though and I didn't lose any time.

If she's wondering what to do after retiring from SW then, on the strength of her AW profile, I'd suggest something to do with marketing.

Offline Mr Kent (Not AW)

I note she is back on a farewell tour......this was mentioned in a 2019 review ?

Offline masons

A farewell tour that a few lines down she says she is planning to carry on doing her job for 'many years to come'

Odd