This review is over my many parties at LMP in London.
First went in 2008 after i had walked out of GP in Bow for the last time and had also punted at Desire Parties, now gone, Sacred Rose, also now gone, the Limelight Club now re-launched i think, and LAPC which i still go to sometimes, review on them done. So i went to LMP last simply because the cost was that much more than these other parties taking into account the length of the party.
Once i went to LMP i found it was what i had been looking for and then followed a year except when they were shut of attending at least 6 parties a week over at least 3 days a week often more. Also attended their big parties which were 4 hours long and they held two of these in a day with mainly different WGs at each party, i attended both a number of times which had a two hour break in between them.
What LMP offer is at least 7 WGs per party and 3 two hour parties per day except on a Saturday when its one 4 hour party which punters can attend for 2/3 or 4 hours unless its changed. The maximum ratio of punters is 2.1 so a max 14 punters which i have never seen broken, and i have counted on ocassion as it seemed really busy, that was because some of the punters at that particular party were big shaggers, at some parties there is a lot less shagging than others, always depending on the punters in attendance of course. The price for 2 hours is £160 so its not cheap, punters of course have to decide for themselves if its worth paying. There is a loyalty scheme now in operation which is explained on the LMP site at
External Link/Members Only The banter can really enhance a party in my experience and over time you can get to know punters so thst can help make the atmosphere good. No bareback penetration is offered that i have ever seen, no anal penetration, and most WGs have done OWO, you need to ask them individually to be 100% sure though. Sharing a WG is always on offer unless she is busy, so one guy being sucked while another fucks her being typical. RO is obviously on offer and indeed for some punters with ED or similar RO is their thing. There can be a mix of punters, white, black, asian all over and a mixture of ages, mainly 30-50s but sometimes younger and older. I once met a 70 year old who said it was his first party and spoke to him a few times throughout it, said he was enjoying himself. There are punters who are good looking, ugly like me, fat and thin. Never seen a pattern as to which party was quieter or busier, it all depends on the day when i arrived.
What LMP dont do is give you flannel like GP for example always did, they give you the information and dont feel the need to lie about it. They want your return custom, not just a one-off fucking you over. So if i want to know if all the WGs on the rota for that day will be there i can call and i will be told the truth, sometimes WGs are sick or no shows so if i wanted to see a particular WG i might ring to check, if she was sick or a no show i might go when she is their instead.
The service offered is what it says on the tin, 2 hours of 7 WGs sucking and fucking you and others. Its a party so hogging is frowned upon, its not a 121, most punters pick this up quickly, a small number are selfish twats. Its a case of complaining to Em the hostess and she will politely move the hogger on to another WG.
My advice to punters interested in parties is give ALL the providers in your area a go you know of and make your own mind up, its what i did and i am very glad i did in retrospect, although i had some negative experiences along the way.
I also want to thank Steve2 on here because his advice about parties was excellent and much appreciated by me. He even ran his own parties but was prepared to still offer good advice about other providers, thats the quality of the man. Thanks mate.
