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Tony Montana

You can put a robe on whenever you like.

If you can find one... I usually find that the robe I took off isn't where I left it.

That's one thing I wish LMP would change - have a few different colours of robe so you know whose is whose.

Offline ciscoxxx69

You can put a robe on whenever you like.

I wondered about this aspect too, but TBH I forgot about my robe and where I'd left it after the first couple of girls had me snogging there faces off!
I just went from room to room naked.....and with a raging stiffy. No one gives s f*ck about 'you' they (and I) are far more interested in the Girls.
I didn't spend a lot of time in the kitchen. Just popped in and out (so to speak) to grab a refill to my glass of wine.
I found A robe towards the end......it would help if they could get coloured robes I suppose, but it really isn't an issue once you are there.... :drinks:

My experience was that I had 'over thought' everything before I went.....but the reality is, its sorted once you get there because of the relaxed and friendly ambience created by everyone.... Lady Em, The Girls, Moss, The Punters, .......its all great.
Smiths and VT's advice beforehand made me feel comfortable from the off...... :hi:

Online smiths

I wondered about this aspect too, but TBH I forgot about my robe and where I'd left it after the first couple of girls had me snogging there faces off!
I just went from room to room naked.....and with a raging stiffy. No one gives s f*ck about 'you' they (and I) are far more interested in the Girls.
I didn't spend a lot of time in the kitchen. Just popped in and out (so to speak) to grab a refill to my glass of wine.
I found A robe towards the end......it would help if they could get coloured robes I suppose, but it really isn't an issue once you are there.... :drinks:

My experience was that I had 'over thought' everything before I went.....but the reality is, its sorted once you get there because of the relaxed and friendly ambience created by everyone.... Lady Em, The Girls, Moss, The Punters, .......its all great.
Smiths and VT's advice beforehand made me feel comfortable from the off...... :hi:

Good to hear. ;)

Offline Mr Br1ghts1de

Lex & Cisco - I'm glad I'm not the only one that seems to lose/misplace their robe, not that I worry too much if venturing from room to room. Just not ideal if popping back to the kitchen.

Curious6705

Lex & Cisco - I'm glad I'm not the only one that seems to lose/misplace their robe, not that I worry too much if venturing from room to room. Just not ideal if popping back to the kitchen.

I don't seem to have that problem ... ermm ... maybe it's me nicking your robes ...  :sarcastic:  :blush:

Offline ciscoxxx69

I don't seem to have that problem ... ermm ... maybe it's me nicking your robes ...  :sarcastic:  :blush:

TBH....it's just me. 
Can't think why, but I just seem to have my mind elsewhere  :wacko:  :drinks:

I'm thinking long and hard whether to go to one of these parties. It sounds different  and one of those things one should definitely try.
The thing is I'm quite shy and selfconscious about my body (not just the private bits, the whole thing). And I don't think it'll help to see other fit dudes or 10" black cocks fucking the girls like machines  :scare:
But worst of all, I'm not sure how to feel about "the crowd". 13 other guys running around with erections, sweaty and hairy  :vomit: I'm afraid it might ruin sex forever for me.

I also need some advice from the experienced partiers. Are there any girls that are your favorites? It'll help to have 1-2 super hot girls in the party session that I'll look forward to meeting.

Offline ciscoxxx69

I'm thinking long and hard whether to go to one of these parties. It sounds different  and one of those things one should definitely try.
The thing is I'm quite shy and selfconscious about my body (not just the private bits, the whole thing). And I don't think it'll help to see other fit dudes or 10" black cocks fucking the girls like machines  :scare:
But worst of all, I'm not sure how to feel about "the crowd". 13 other guys running around with erections, sweaty and hairy  :vomit: I'm afraid it might ruin sex forever for me.

The first party I went to, I was full of trepidation and totally self conscious ....despite what people said on here I was apprehensive.
So, when I arrived to see.....
Huge Fat guys, thin guys, old guys (two at least in their 70's..) Asian guys, A Jewish guy (with cap and ringlets) Youngish (early 30s?) Guys, one guy with a massive cock, 4 guys with micro cocks,  nervous Guys, confident Guys, Voyuers........well all my fears evaporated!
We all got changed into Robes, went and waited in the Kitchen (the worst bit as a newbie as it was an awkward silence) and then the girls came in to break the ice.
Lady M makes sure as a Newbie, that a girl is 'assigned' to you to get you started and quell any nerves....I got Nicola Kiss (pornstar) who was Hot as fuck....after she stuck her tongue down my throat and asked me to F*ck her doggy whilst another guy joined in with his cock in her mouth.....any apprehension just melted away.

2 hours later, I had shagged and eaten out 7 girls and was walking on cloud9 for two days....

What's the worst that can happen? You waste £160 over two hours to discover it's not for you....?
Do it....you know you want to, and once the genie is out of the bottle you will really wonder what all the fuss in your head was all about......plus
..IT WILL ACTUALLY GIVE YOU CONFIDENCE ! :hi:
« Last Edit: March 25, 2014, 10:19:56 PM by ciscoxxx69 »

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The first party I went to, I was full of trepidation and totally self conscious ....despite what people said on here I was apprehensive.
So, when I arrived to see.....
Huge Fat guys, thin guys, old guys (two at least in their 70's..) Asian guys, A Jewish guy (with cap and ringlets) Youngish (early 30s?) Guys, one guy with a massive cock, 4 guys with micro cocks,  nervous Guys, confident Guys, Voyuers........
We all got changed into Robes, went and waited in the Kitchen (the worst bit as a newbie as it was an awkward silence) and then the girls came in to break the ice. Lady M makes sure as a Newbie, that a girl is 'assigned' to you to get you started and quell any nerves....I got Nicola Kiss (pornstar) who was Hot as fuck....after she stuck her tongue down my throat and asked me to F*ck her doggy whilst another guy joined in with his cock in her mouth.....any apprehension just melted away.
2 hours later, I had shagged and eaten out 7 girls and was walking on cloud9 for two days....
What's the worst that can happen? You waste £160 over two hours to discover it's not for you....?
Do it....you know you want to, and once the genie is out of the bottle you will really wonder what all the fuss in your head was all about......plus...IT WILL GIVE YOU CONFIDENCE ! :hi:

Before my first ever party i was literally shaking like a leaf and nearly bottled and i dont lack confidence. It is a big step to go to your first party but as i found it didnt bother me being naked around other punters or seeing them naked. I was their for the WGs and concentrated on them. ;)

Offline El Jefe

Do the girls wait a while before sucking a cock after another? I wouldn't like  having my cock sucked 5 seconds after another guy has, how does that work or do you just have to deal with it?

Online smiths

Do the girls wait a while before sucking a cock after another? I wouldn't like  having my cock sucked 5 seconds after another guy has, how does that work or do you just have to deal with it?

You have to deal with it, its a sex party, sucking loads of cocks one after another is what happens at a sex party. Like any punting its not for the squeamish in my view.
« Last Edit: March 25, 2014, 10:32:45 PM by smiths »

Offline ciscoxxx69

Do the girls wait a while before sucking a cock after another? I wouldn't like  having my cock sucked 5 seconds after another guy has, how does that work or do you just have to deal with it?

I guess you don't offer it 5 seconds after the other guy then.... :D
But seriously, punting isn't for the squeamish full stop. What exactly are you concerned about?
Smiths has been with approx 1.5million girls at party's (okay a slight exaggeration, but it's a lot) and by the sounds of it he has been to some 'dodgy' places to do it too......and over quite a few years, and I believe I am right in saying he has been tested every 3months and never caught an STI....
Punting is a 'risk vs reward' pastime isn't it?....all you can do is limit your risk as you see fit.
No one is making you put your cock in a girls mouth 5 seconds after the last guy, but in my mind that is not a risk I am too bothered about.....unless he has running sores, pus and discharge on his cock of course....!

ok, thanks guys. I might book a session next week.
Any recommendations for girls? Are there any regulars (WGs) of these parties, or do they change frequently?

Online smiths

I guess you don't offer it 5 seconds after the other guy then.... :D
But seriously, punting isn't for the squeamish full stop. What exactly are you concerned about?
Smiths has been with approx 1.5million girls at party's (okay a slight exaggeration, but it's a lot) and by the sounds of it he has been to some 'dodgy' places to do it too......and over quite a few years, and I believe I am right in saying he has been tested every 3months and never caught an STI....
Punting is a 'risk vs reward' pastime isn't it?....all you can do is limit your risk as you see fit.
No one is making you put your cock in a girls mouth 5 seconds after the last guy, but in my mind that is not a risk I am too bothered about.....unless he has running sores, pus and discharge on his cock of course....!

Yes you are right as regards myself, its all about risk to reward to me backed up by going to the GUM. Not yet caught anything. If a punter is that bothered either dont punt or put a condom on and only have OW. ;)

Do you only allow to cum in the condom or you can cum on the girl body (boobs)? I always thinking to go to one of these sex parties but just don't have a courage to do it like many other guys here. I think I will try it probably in April or May. I guess you only live once and you got to try it at least once.

Offline Mr Br1ghts1de

ok, thanks guys. I might book a session next week.
Any recommendations for girls? Are there any regulars (WGs) of these parties, or do they change frequently?

LMP has a great mix of fairly regular girls, newbies and even returnees with an alternating schedule each day. I think Lady M knows her most popular girls very well and tends to spread them out over the week to achieve a good balance. As a first time attendee I'm sure you will not be disappointed whatever the line-up. I think us regulars (I'm counting myself as one now) will all have our own favourites, but the dynamics of the party, who you might get to play with and when, will undoubtedly alter any preconceived ideas or plans you may have.

Cisco answered your earlier question much better than I could - all I would add is: you won't be worrying about your body, 13* other blokes etc. once you get there in just the same way as all the other guys won't be. Your eyes will only be for the girls.

* During my 11 visits to date, I have only encountered 2 fully attended parties. I've also attended parties with just 4, 5 and 6 guys. I would put the average for my attendance at 9. One thing I have noticed recently, because of the comparatively low ratio's, is that LMP have been dropping 1 girl from the party that I have been attending, so they have only retained 6 girls for the session.  This has not lessened my enjoyment, but just something to note.     

Offline Mr Br1ghts1de

Do you only allow to cum in the condom or you can cum on the girl body (boobs)? I always thinking to go to one of these sex parties but just don't have a courage to do it like many other guys here. I think I will try it probably in April or May. I guess you only live once and you got to try it at least once.

Some girls will certainly allow you to cum on their body, but best to ask. All will do hand relief without condom and this is a very common sight for the last 20 mins of most parties, where the girls can often gang up on you  :wacko: just to milk you of the last remaining fuel in your tank. 

Being a one pop and I'm done for sort of guy, I imagine I would be spending quite a lot of time simply enjoying the sights! How much of a problem is that for the other punters/girls? Is that regarded as bad form just hanging around watching?

Being a one pop and I'm done for sort of guy, I imagine I would be spending quite a lot of time simply enjoying the sights! How much of a problem is that for the other punters/girls? Is that regarded as bad form just hanging around watching?

Not at all, there is a chair called the perving chair. You could partake in RO if you fancied it, if not i'm sure the girls would do their best to get more then one pop out of you.
« Last Edit: March 26, 2014, 01:35:11 PM by Thepacifist »

Offline ciscoxxx69

Being a one pop and I'm done for sort of guy, I imagine I would be spending quite a lot of time simply enjoying the sights! How much of a problem is that for the other punters/girls? Is that regarded as bad form just hanging around watching?

I am a one pop guy too....it's still great fun and great VFM for two hours of naughtiness!

Online smiths

Being a one pop and I'm done for sort of guy, I imagine I would be spending quite a lot of time simply enjoying the sights! How much of a problem is that for the other punters/girls? Is that regarded as bad form just hanging around watching?

No problem at all, your going to pay the same whether you punt or watch so entirely up to you what you wish to do although Em the hostess may well encourage you to get involved.

Offline Mike Oxhard

I too was convinced of attending by smiths advice  :drinks: I picked LMP because they had the reputation of the best looking girls, that was my desire. I had no interest in punting anywhere cheaper or longer if the girls weren't up to scratch. I have never tried any other party....never felt the need!!

With regards to where to cum, which was asked......the parties have a much more natural flow than you can ever imagine until you've been. Some of the questions make the whole thing sound quite pre-planned and clinical, but it's not like that. I can't think of any girls that wouldn't let you cum on their body somewhere but it will become obvious in a natural way!!

And for the thing about sucking cocks after other cocks, generally girls will give it a wipe with a wet wipe, but if that's still not good enough then feel free to ask the girl for covered oral. Some girls will ask preference first. But if you prefer covered I have never seen a girl complain!! The idea is for everyone to be comfortable and relaxed so they can enjoy themselves.

As has been said....understandably newbies over think things. Just relax, go with the flow and have fun.

Offline Ted Bear

Many Q's asked have been covered within UKP - search tool is key. My previous input on the matter but not as experienced as Smithy and others BUT same principle of LMP runnings. Not for the squeamish and clean freaks. As back to back action can and do take place and no monitoring of other punters attending in regards to their hygiene or sexual health - but a risk to gain rewards I guess...

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=13772
A fellow UKP member has PM'd the following question which might be beneficial to other LMP newbies with similar questions.
If any experienced LMP'ers want to share their thoughts on those questions & answer then please do, as I only have had 1 visit at LMP


a) what is the best time to go there where the number of guys are minimal?

I have only attended 1 party and it was a full house. As stated in my review it is all pot luck on the male attendees at the party, there is no way of knowing unless you decide to phone hour(s) prior to the party and enquire - whether you get an honest answer i do not know!!

b) can we cum on the girls body?

This will be down to the girls discretion and from reading other LMP reviews majority of girls do/will allow COB and 1or2 girls have done CIM/Facial I think mostly towards the end of a party session (if i can remember correctly) BUT always ask the girl at hand first!!

c) do the girls take a shower after getting fucked? i mean i dont think i can give a girl daty after seeing her get fucked by someone?

Girls do take showers during the party BUT this is down to the girls discretion - If all the girls took shower after every penetration from a rotation of 14 punters in a 2hr period then they will be spending a lot of time cuing in & out of showers and resulting less play time for the punters resulting in a slow party and limiting the fun - So do expect back to back action in all sexual acts with baby wipe, unless you happened to catch a girl coming out of the shower then she will be "fresh" after her quick shower for DATY

I did not do DATY or DFK at the party as I could not be 100% sure when and what girl had taken a shower and when. Even if i did catch them after they had a quick shower/mouthwash I still felt this was not sufficient enough for me to engage in those particular sexual acts at a party - each to their own!!

d) how long do they allow for you to fuck a girl?

As far as i am aware there is no limit on how long you can fuck a girl, it is a party and free flowing BUT mostly it is down to the girls discretion and she may ask you politely to take a break if you have been with her for awhile as well as the party etiquette of girls being available for other punters and ensuring they are not being monopolised and allowing every punter to have a fair share to all the 7 girls.  However If you happened to be having a 1-2-1 and no other punter is around then technically the girl(s) should be available to attend to your needs within the 2 hour party.


e) say after a guy has lick a girls breast does she clean it or take a shower?

Baby wipes are ALWAYS used before and after any sexual act, shower will be at the girls discretion (I do not think they would take a shower for having there nipples licked) - As stated above it is a free flowing party with a rotation of max 14 punters to attend to on a 2:1 ratio - they need to be available to the punters majority of time without slowing down the party and maximising punters fun.

DO READ MORE LMP REVIEWS - to get a better picture of what to expect in regards to your question.
« Last Edit: March 27, 2014, 12:59:26 AM by Ted Bear »




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