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Offline smiths

This review is over my many parties at LMP in London.

First went in 2008 after i had walked out of GP in Bow for the last time and had also punted at Desire Parties, now gone, Sacred Rose, also now gone, the Limelight Club now re-launched i think, and LAPC which i still go to sometimes, review on them done. So i went to LMP last simply because the cost was that much more than these other parties taking into account the length of the party.

Once i went to LMP i found it was what i had been looking for and then followed a year except when they were shut of attending at least 6 parties a week over at least 3 days a week often more. Also attended their big parties which were 4 hours long and they held two of these in a day with mainly different WGs at each party, i attended both a number of times which had a two hour break in between them.

What LMP offer is at least 7 WGs per party and 3 two hour parties per day except on a Saturday when its one 4 hour party which punters can attend for 2/3 or 4 hours unless its changed. The maximum ratio of punters is 2.1 so a max 14 punters which i have never seen broken, and i have counted on ocassion as it seemed really busy, that was because some of the punters at that particular party were big shaggers, at some parties there is a lot less shagging than others, always depending on the punters in attendance of course. The price for 2 hours is £160 so its not cheap, punters of course have to decide for themselves if its worth paying. There is a loyalty scheme now in operation which is explained on the LMP site at www.ladymarmaladeparties.com The banter can really enhance a party in my experience and over time you can get to know punters so thst can help make the atmosphere good. No bareback penetration is offered that i have ever seen, no anal penetration, and most WGs have done OWO, you need to ask them individually to be 100% sure though. Sharing a WG is always on offer unless she is busy, so one guy being sucked while another fucks her being typical. RO is obviously on offer and indeed for some punters with ED or similar RO is their thing. There can be a mix of punters, white, black, asian all over and a mixture of ages, mainly 30-50s but sometimes younger and older. I once met a 70 year old who said it was his first party and spoke to him a few times throughout it, said he was enjoying himself. There are punters who are good looking, ugly like me, fat and thin. Never seen a pattern as to which party was quieter or busier, it all depends on the day when i arrived.

What LMP dont do is give you flannel like GP for example always did, they give you the information and dont feel the need to lie about it. They want your return custom, not just a one-off fucking you over. So if i want to know if all the WGs on the rota for that day will be there i can call and i will be told the truth, sometimes WGs are sick or no shows so if i wanted to see a particular WG i might ring to check, if she was sick or a no show i might go when she is their instead.

The service offered is what it says on the tin, 2 hours of 7 WGs sucking and fucking you and others. Its a party so hogging is frowned upon, its not a 121, most punters pick this up quickly, a small number are selfish twats. Its a case of complaining to Em the hostess and she will politely move the hogger on to another WG.

My advice to punters interested in parties is give ALL the providers in your area a go you know of and make your own mind up, its what i did and i am very glad i did in retrospect, although i had some negative experiences along the way.

I also want to thank Steve2 on here because his advice about parties was excellent and much appreciated by me. He even ran his own parties but was prepared to still offer good advice about other providers, thats the quality of the man. Thanks mate. :drinks:

Offline vt

Your partying stories inspired me to try LMP back in Sept 2011, I loved it and have been back 37 times since, generally every 3-4 weeks. In fact, I haven't punted anywhere else since June last year. I've met a huge variety of great girls, had some amazing sexual experiences and quite a few laughs along the way too.

Cheers smiths!!  :drinks:

Offline smiths

Your partying stories inspired me to try LMP back in Sept 2011, I loved it and have been back 37 times since, generally every 3-4 weeks. In fact, I haven't punted anywhere else since June last year. I've met a huge variety of great girls, had some amazing sexual experiences and quite a few laughs along the way too.

Cheers smiths!!  :drinks:

No worries, good to hear you have had good punts at LMP. ;)

Offline akauya

Good report Smiths, I enjoy parties too and I would love to visit LMPs more often but the price is a bit much for me so I go very rarely. The line ups are always very good at LMPs with girls to suit all tastes.

Offline Mr Br1ghts1de

Your partying stories inspired me to try LMP back in Sept 2011, I loved it and have been back 37 times since, generally every 3-4 weeks. In fact, I haven't punted anywhere else since June last year. I've met a huge variety of great girls, had some amazing sexual experiences and quite a few laughs along the way too.

Cheers smiths!!  :drinks:

Yes, I must echo VT's comments Smiths. It was very much your previous accounts of LMP that made this, upon joining this site, my number 1 must do punting experience in 2014. 11 parties in and it's safe to say I've been having a thoroughly awesome time. Cheers Smiths  :drinks:

Offline smiths

Yes, I must echo VT's comments Smiths. It was very much your previous accounts of LMP that made this, upon joining this site, my number 1 must do punting experience in 2014. 11 parties in and it's safe to say I've been having a thoroughly awesome time. Cheers Smiths  :drinks:

Thanks, and glad to hear you have enjoyed yourself. :drinks:

Offline smiths

Good report Smiths, I enjoy parties too and I would love to visit LMPs more often but the price is a bit much for me so I go very rarely. The line ups are always very good at LMPs with girls to suit all tastes.

Indeed, as it is for some other punters i know. ;)

Offline ciscoxxx69

Your partying stories inspired me to try LMP back in Sept 2011, I loved it and have been back 37 times since, generally every 3-4 weeks. In fact, I haven't punted anywhere else since June last year. I've met a huge variety of great girls, had some amazing sexual experiences and quite a few laughs along the way too.

Cheers smiths!!  :drinks:

Yes thanks to you Smiths, and VT, I broke my Party virginity last year with a couple of memorable trips to LMP. You got me to give it a try despite my reservations about being surrounded by cock!
In the event, as soon as I saw the girls my cock-phobia immediately disappeared, as you said it would.
Both visits were fantastic....IMO, Lady M have the formula spot on. I couldn't fault it.
The atmosphere, the girls, the sense of fun, the classy surroundings, the girls, the honesty and understanding, (I had booked earlier this year and phoned to check a particular girl was working, and when I was told she was not Moss was fully understanding of my desire to reluctantly cancel.....first class business principles not normally seen in this business I would say) ....oh, did I mention the girls?
I will be returning soon as I need an LMP fix.
Thanks again!

Offline vt

Indeed, as it is for some other punters i know. ;)

There is a membership scheme for regular visitors which reduces the price from £160 to £140.

It's only £70/£80ph which is a great rate for London considering the quality of the girls who all command £120ph upwards when they work elsewhere, some of the porn girls want £160ph. If you get to meet all 7 girls, it works out at around £20/£23 each which is a lot less than a 15 min quickie elsewhere. Of course, the deal is you have to share the room and the girls with other guys which wouldn't appeal to some punters, but that can make for some fun interactions...all-in all it's impressive value!

Offline vt

Yes thanks to you Smiths, and VT, I broke my Party virginity last year with a couple of memorable trips to LMP. You got me to give it a try despite my reservations about being surrounded by cock!
In the event, as soon as I saw the girls my cock-phobia immediately disappeared, as you said it would.
Both visits were fantastic....IMO, Lady M have the formula spot on. I couldn't fault it.
The atmosphere, the girls, the sense of fun, the classy surroundings, the girls, the honesty and understanding, (I had booked earlier this year and phoned to check a particular girl was working, and when I was told she was not Moss was fully understanding of my desire to reluctantly cancel.....first class business principles not normally seen in this business I would say) ....oh, did I mention the girls?
I will be returning soon as I need an LMP fix.
Thanks again!

Glad you had a good time!

Yes, the key is the management skills and care of the hosts. Em & Moss have tweaked and adjusted over the years to improve the parties and now have a winning formula, but it's the day-to-day care & supervision of Em mostly now that ensures the parties run smoothly. I'm constantly amazed that she still has the energy & enthusiasm for it after this amount of time, but I believe it is the key to their continued success.

Offline ciscoxxx69

Glad you had a good time!

Yes, the key is the management skills and care of the hosts. Em & Moss have tweaked and adjusted over the years to improve the parties and now have a winning formula, but it's the day-to-day care & supervision of Em mostly now that ensures the parties run smoothly. I'm constantly amazed that she still has the energy & enthusiasm for it after this amount of time, but I believe it is the key to their continued success.

Agreed 100% VT, but I also forgot to add VFM to the list... :unknown:
Excellent VFM for the service and quality of girls and surroundings......£80ph unbeatable! :drinks:

Curious6705

Good to read your thoughts on LMP, as ever. I've said it before, more than once, but it was your no nonsense appreciation of LMP which inspired me to give them a try, and it changed my punting life. I'd known of them for years, and always thought parties were not for me. Had I not joined UKP and read your posts in particular, I would never have found out how wrong I was! Thanks again.  :thumbsup:


Offline smiths

There is a membership scheme for regular visitors which reduces the price from £160 to £140.

It's only £70/£80ph which is a great rate for London considering the quality of the girls who all command £120ph upwards when they work elsewhere, some of the porn girls want £160ph. If you get to meet all 7 girls, it works out at around £20/£23 each which is a lot less than a 15 min quickie elsewhere. Of course, the deal is you have to share the room and the girls with other guys which wouldn't appeal to some punters, but that can make for some fun interactions...all-in all it's impressive value!

As i said in my review punters have to decide for themselves if they want to pay the rate, i still see it as  VFM but i have spoken to a number of punters at other parties which are a lot cheaper and they arent willing to pay £160 for 2 hours. LAPC for example is £60 for 3 hours so £20 an hour on a Wednesday night or £80 for 3 hours at their other parties so £26 per hour approx. LAPC is budget partying though. Try them all out was my advice in my review, and find what party provider suits you best.

Offline smiths

Good to read your thoughts on LMP, as ever. I've said it before, more than once, but it was your no nonsense appreciation of LMP which inspired me to give them a try, and it changed my punting life. I'd known of them for years, and always thought parties were not for me. Had I not joined UKP and read your posts in particular, I would never have found out how wrong I was! Thanks again.  :thumbsup:

Good to hear mate. :drinks: ;)

I have to thank Andyman from Ignatzmice who introduced me to LMP. I've probably been to 7 parties and have always had a great time. Personally, I prefer 121s but I believe LMP to be the party provider.

Offline vorian

Nice review Smiths  :hi: the party scene is often misunderstood by a lot of punters, great fun to be had and good VFM. Nice to know you can do another review for LMP as and when you decide as well.  :drinks:
Banning reason: Two faced - Slagging off UKP and it's membership using fake account

Offline smiths

Nice review Smiths  :hi: the party scene is often misunderstood by a lot of punters, great fun to be had and good VFM. Nice to know you can do another review for LMP as and when you decide as well.  :drinks:

A punter can only ever do 1 review per WG so i assume that means party providers as well, i have added comments to various review threads about LMP but not done my own review before, then i read Adams guidelines he posted a while back. ;)

Offline vorian

A punter can only ever do 1 review per WG so i assume that means party providers as well, i have added comments to various review threads about LMP but not done my own review before, then i read Adams guidelines he posted a while back. ;)

They make a lot more sense that the "rules" of some other sites imo.
Banning reason: Two faced - Slagging off UKP and it's membership using fake account

Offline smiths

They make a lot more sense that the "rules" of some other sites imo.

Party providers change their WGs on a regular basis and as i know from GP Parties can go from good to bad in a short time so its good it is possible on here to post a negative if you have already done a positive to reflect that change.

I wasnt able to do that on auto-censored as regards GP Parties, i had done a positive and it was superflous to ever do another FR on the same party good or bad. A terrible rule in my view, meaning only forum punters read about the horrific Katie Weale not also those that read just the FRs.

Offline titanph

What amount of time constitutes hogging? and what is it like moving from one girl to another (condom change etc)? I remember reading somewhere about refreshments? also how does it get started, like to you all line up naked and then the girls enter?

sorry for all the questions, i've never been to any party or threesome and am interested in rectifying this.

Offline smiths

What amount of time constitutes hogging? and what is it like moving from one girl to another (condom change etc)? I remember reading somewhere about refreshments? also how does it get started, like to you all line up naked and then the girls enter?

sorry for all the questions, i've never been to any party or threesome and am interested in rectifying this.

Depends on the party whether there are hoggers or not. Use a new condom on each WG, and yes they provide refereshments if you want them. Punters have a shower and get into a robe so arent naked at the start then the party starts and time to start punting.

Offline titanph

Sounds interesting, what about in between when you need to recharge, do you robe up or walk around naked with the other men that need to recharge? I read from Akuaya I believe, that once there weren't many guys so while they were recharging in the kitchen the girls came in to get them, just wondering if all the guys are naked after the punting begins or if you can robe up inbetween.

Cheers for the help guys.

Offline smiths

Sounds interesting, what about in between when you need to recharge, do you robe up or walk around naked with the other men that need to recharge? I read from Akuaya I believe, that once there weren't many guys so while they were recharging in the kitchen the girls came in to get them, just wondering if all the guys are naked after the punting begins or if you can robe up inbetween.

Cheers for the help guys.

You can put a robe on whenever you like.

Offline titanph

Thanks for the help, will have to try a party when I can.

Offline smiths

Thanks for the help, will have to try a party when I can.

No problem.




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