Having read @Hugeboobslover’s review, I was expecting a silicone fest. His favourite was there
Fortunately for me, there were plenty of natural girls as well.
Getting there
I was staying in a hotel in Alexanderplatz. At Tegel airport, I headed to tourist information where I purchased a ticket. The bus (service TXL) took me to Hautbanhoff. From there, it was a few stops to Alexanderplatz. Easy and a lot cheaper than taxi.
Once checked in, I got the S Bahn straight to Westkreuz station. Cheap as chips and a few minutes walk to Artemis. Turn left as you leave the station and you can’t miss it. Later, I returned by taxi. Cost was €26
Cost
€80 entrance. The receptionist gave me the lowdown - €60 for half hour sex. Other arrangements are between you and the girl. Non-alcoholic drinks and food is included. You buy a token from reception for alcohol. This costs €10. Expensive, but I ended up getting a couple of beers.
The Event
Some posts on here suggest that you shouldn’t own up to it being your first time. It was mine and I did. Wasn’t a problem. Once in, a couple of girls I really didn’t fancy headed my way. I politely put them off, suggesting (lying) that I might see them later. I wanted take my time and get my bearings. Later on, I just politely said no.
First girl I saw was Raya, a brunette from Bulgaria. She had false tits but they weren’t stupid. Discussed prices. €60 for sex and an extra €40 for OWO . Kissing included in the €60. She asked if I wanted anal - €100 extra but I wasn’t interested anyway. She was pretty damn good. Quite a bit of dirty talk, telling me she was my dirty bitch/slut/whore.
Paid up, had a shower and went for a dip in the large jacuzzi pool.
I’d had my eye on a blonde earlier. The last time the girl came to me. This time I went over. Same deal as last time. She was called Aksana, also from Bulgaria. Lovely c cup tits. Her BJ was so good, I opted to continue to a finish. OWO but no CIM on offer. I just gave her a warning at the point of no return. Superb.
More chill time and a bit of food. Here’s my only regret of the evening. Two German girls came over and were offering a lesbian show and all the rest. It was too soon, though, and I couldn’t find them later.
I’d arrived at about 8pm and it was now around midnight. I made a move on a looker, but she was insisting on a pair with her mate - not my type, so I declined. She wasn’t happy but who cares.
Was mooching about looking for a final pop hoping but failing to see the German girls. My eyes popped out when I saw this drop-dead gorgeous brunette. Seriously pretty. Beelined over before any other fucker got there . Had a chat. Same deal. Her name was Melina from the Black Sea in Romania. She was the last but by far the best. Great kissing. Nice DFK, not the weird vibrating tongue thing the others did. Blow job was immense and lasted a long time. Then sex in cowgirl. Really slow build up towards a pulsating end. Fuck me, but when we’d finished, I still couldn’t keep my eyes off her. Very very pretty girl. Left a happy chappie.
Btw, when I was getting my bearings I went into the Kino to see a bloke getting a BBBJ on one of the sofas there.
Also, it was lingerie night (a Wednesday). One of the girls told me it’s the quietest day. Don’t know if this is true, but my guess is there was about 60 or so girls there.
