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17 review(s) for EllenBlonde (12 positive, 5 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline Pushmybuttons

Met Ellen for a 1 hour incall in the last month or so.  She works out of a private flat in Basingstoke, parking is easy and her directions were good.  It felt like she lived there full time.  Comms were all handled via text.

This was one of those where I should have listened to other reviews more.  She does have nice photos.  But she is a master at taking photos from the best possible angle.  And if you look all photos are from the same angle.  Her face is pretty enough, but she is a sizeable lady.  But then she doesn’t hide that, so cannot be blamed, but I was disappointed when I first saw her.  Also, sadly for her, her tits are non existent.  But she says they are going to get sorted out via a boob job soon.

The session itself was not bad.  Lots of DFK, tongues and all.  She gave a very good blowjob and was down there for ages.  She also rimmed me expertly for what felt like a long time.  All services were well given, so no complaints there.  Sex was protected with her on top initially then cowgirl.  She clearly has body issues, as she didn’t really want to get naked, kept a skimpy garment on at all times and asked if I was sure about her on top due to her size.  We finished up with a chat, she is a pleasant enough lady to chat to and she told me she is due to have a gastric band operation soon.

I can’t give her a negative as she provided everything she said she would with gusto and is open about her size and looks.  But I doubt I will return.

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Offline mh

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But she says they are going to get sorted out via a boob job soon.
she told me she is due to have a gastric band operation soon.

Is there a 2-for-1 discount on somewhere?  :lol:

She has 427 photos there and a very few do show her belly, it doesn't look horrific but it is impossible to tell how old those photos are. The most recently added ones are, as you say, carefully posed with the camera above her head.

I've been caught out with a BBW this way before, so even though she looks cute and her small boobs wouldn't bother me, I am wary of taking the gamble.

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When I first TOFT over a year ago I thought I made it pretty clear but its always good to have confirmation and the OP did admit he should have paid more attention to reviews. It wasn't just her size (I dont mind a larger lady) which will put many off its the fact that she used to be even larger and was decidedly flabby - hence the reluctance to get naked. Not sure if she has put weight back on but a gastric band isn't going to improve the flabby bits

Now we really should congratulate girls who make an effort to get down to a healthy weight but the after effects aren't pretty. Imagine you lost 4 or 5 stone but kept the same suit of clothes ?

But I got an enthusiastic service (esp in doggy) so if you like your ladies a bit slutty facially and can ignore the flabby bits and the lack of boobs then she offers a decent time
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When I first TOFT over a year ago I thought I made it pretty clear but its always good to have confirmation and the OP did admit he should have paid more attention to reviews. It wasn't just her size (I dont mind a larger lady) which will put many off its the fact that she used to be even larger and was decidedly flabby - hence the reluctance to get naked. Not sure if she has put weight back on but a gastric band isn't going to improve the flabby bits

Now we really should congratulate girls who make an effort to get down to a healthy weight but the after effects aren't pretty. Imagine you lost 4 or 5 stone but kept the same suit of clothes ?

But I got an enthusiastic service (esp in doggy) so if you like your ladies a bit slutty facially and can ignore the flabby bits and the lack of boobs then she offers a decent time

OK, I've re-read yours and other reviews. All the reports seem to agree she's a dirty cow and has good technique. But can I look past the size? Probably not since I prefer petite, but the lack of good options locally keeps her on the list as a reserve for a blue balls day!

Offline daverfc

She does rim like a champ though. Major plus for me.

Offline County Militia

I saw her a few weeks ago and this pretty much mirrors my own experience with her. I was a little disappointed myself, however I am glad that I only booked 30 minutes.

Hampshire is in dire need to better options in my opinion.