INCREDIBLE JOANNA XX - Northfields. Borderline - could have been +ve

[Sheraton]

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Verdict – Neutral (though a high neutral).  I was going to give a Low positive but a few things pushed her over the mark.

Location – Decent flat very close to Northfields tube station (nice pub close by aswell)

Girl – AW Pictures are her.  She’s blonde, slim, tanned.  About 5’ 8”.  Nice, large areola if that’s your things.  Shaved.  Claims to be half Polish and half Irish. Teeth need some work I would suggest.

Comms – excellent.

Meet: Went up to her flat, which she shares with others.  It’s on the top floor (4th or 5th floor of a purpose built block).  Was greeted full on at the door, none of the hide behind the door stuff.  She guided me to the room which was a good size with a double bed.  I had showered earlier but was not asked whether I wanted a  shower.  She asked me how long I would like to say and I said 15 mins and duly paid the £50.  At this stage, I was in 3 minds and torn between staying 30 mins, 15 mins and walking ! She looked fit enough but her teeth need some work and that put me off and her complexion whilst ok, is not the smoothest.  In the end I decided on 15 mins.

Once she stashed the cash in a draw and we both undressed.  After some light kissing she beckoned me to the bed.  I had a full on boner and she gave a good BJ for a few mins . The OWO was good, albeit brief, with plenty ball licking and good suction.  I pulled her towards me and asked for some kissing but she said, ‘we don’t have time’ and ‘if you want FK you will have to pay extra”.  At this point I said I’ll pay the extra £20 and stay for 30 mins, to which she replied “you will have to pay the full £70”, which I wasn’t prepared to do.  After the BJ, she slipped on a condom and gave an very energetic CG.  She can ride for with the best of them and it was very vigorous.  I asked for RCG but she said no.  Anyway, we continued in CG for a few more minutes and I exploded in the condom.

With the deed done, I got changed and we chatted about things; it was all pleasant enough.

 Verdict:  Neutral as I feel she was dominant, likes to be in control. The payment issue and the boundaries also left a bit of a sour taste in my mouth.  Some may view my downgrade re payment as a non-issue, especially for a 15 min booking but at the time and post punt I didn't feel great tbh.  Not sure whether such boundaries will be in place for a longer booking but I have a sneaking suspicion some boundaries will exist

[Fuzzyduck]

Thanks for the review. Neutral seems fair to me, considering she was being a bit difficult.

Could you clarify something: what do you mean when she said "you will have to pay the full £70”? You had already paid £50/15 so your offer of an additional £20 to cover the full half hour makes sense (to me).

[Sheraton]

She suggested I would have to pay the full whack to get 30mins and such payment would have to be in addition to the £50/15min booking.  Or in other words I should pay £120 for more than 15 mins.  Not good.

[Fuzzyduck]

She suggested I would have to pay the full whack to get 30mins and such payment would have to be in addition to the £50/15min booking.  Or in other words I should pay £120 for more than 15 mins.  Not good.

That's total bollocks mate. In which case it should have been a 30 min appointment bolted onto your 15 minutes (i.e. £120/45). DFK is listed as included in her services. She should have just smiled, taken your £20 and given you a good snog. That's a neg for me now and HL-1.

[Pen15club]

Thanks for the review OP.

Deep french kissing definitely included on her page. So should’ve been included when you wanted to upgrade to 30 mins 

[veejay]

Neutral or Bad review from me - Saw her a couple of weeks ago

- She is old - no way she is 27, more like 37
- She is only 20-30% as attractive in person as her pics
- Boobs are saggy - she wouldn't let me s**k or s****ze
- No FK although she had agreed over the phone
- Good BJ though

Verdict - Dont be fooled by the pics. She should be an option only if you have no other choice

[Fuzzyduck]

Neutral or Bad review from me - Saw her a couple of weeks ago

- She is old - no way she is 27, more like 37
- She is only 20-30% as attractive in person as her pics
- Boobs are saggy - she wouldn't let me s**k or s****ze
- No FK although she had agreed over the phone
- Good BJ though

Verdict - Dont be fooled by the pics. She should be an option only if you have no other choice

Thanks for this update. It would be better if posted as it's own standalone review if you have the time.