Author Topic: Jo Swinson lookalike wanted (Read 9874 times)

After the election results poor Jo is now looking for a new career and income stream
You might not have to settle for a lookalike- you might be able to see the real thing
Keep alert as she might be putting up a profile on AW or appearing in a brothel near you

ulstersubbie · « **Reply #117 on:** December 14, 2019, 01:41:07 pm »

Quote from: davey.edwards1969 on December 14, 2019, 12:15:53 am

Keep alert as she might be putting up a profile on AW or appearing in a brothel near you

I hope she charges sensible prices if that's the case.

l4at · « **Reply #118 on:** December 15, 2019, 12:46:55 am »

Quote from: Jonestown on December 13, 2019, 04:32:51 am

Taking reverse bids now, fill your boots boys.

redveee · « **Reply #119 on:** December 16, 2019, 01:23:29 am »

Let's take this to a higher level of depravity with a MFF with Anne Widicombe and Diane Abbott

or maybe Diane is already up to those sort of things after her recent appearance with two left shoes on

Finbar1 · « **Reply #120 on:** December 16, 2019, 11:27:01 am »

Quote from: redveee on December 16, 2019, 01:23:29 am

Let's take this to a higher level of depravity with a MFF with Anne Widicombe and Diane Abbott or maybe Diane is already up to those sort of things after her recent appearance with two left shoes on

Oh dear you distraught my brain

Anyone know a Greta thunberg look alike. The Hitler youth kind of look.?

myothernameis · « **Reply #121 on:** December 17, 2019, 01:28:37 am »

Quote from: davey.edwards1969 on December 14, 2019, 12:15:53 am

After the election results poor Jo is now looking for a new career and income stream
You might not have to settle for a lookalike- you might be able to see the real thing
Keep alert as she might be putting up a profile on AW or appearing in a brothel near you

Soon to be known as Baroness Jo Swinson, as it looks like Boris Johnston will announce this in his honours list

winkywanky · « **Reply #122 on:** December 17, 2019, 10:18:38 am »

That's very magnanimous of him, although of course it was really nice of her to run such an appalling election campaign to facilitate his landslide victory.

Corbyn is perhaps even more deserving in that regard, although he deserves nothing. At. All.

(Apart from the derision of the saner members of the Labour Party, who've had their shit completely fucked up by the idiot).

Video586 · « **Reply #123 on:** December 21, 2019, 04:21:17 pm »

I definitely would, but we'd have to have a withdrawal agreement.

scutty brown · « **Reply #124 on:** December 28, 2019, 04:22:23 pm »

She's still happy

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Kingy28 · « **Reply #125 on:** December 28, 2019, 04:28:52 pm »

Quote from: myothernameis on December 17, 2019, 01:28:37 am

Soon to be known as Baroness Jo Swinson, as it looks like Boris Johnston will announce this in his honours list

Denied

sparkus · « **Reply #126 on:** December 28, 2019, 05:53:18 pm »

Quote from: Kingy28 on December 28, 2019, 04:28:52 pm

Denied

As in she wasn't in the leaked one last night?

This wouldn't have made sense anyway, for the following reasons:

- they don't annouce peerages in the new year's/Queen's birthday honours lists
- they don't generate peerages just because an opposition party leader has lost their seat or an election
- the Lib Dems don't qualify for peerages as a minor opposition party in the same way that the two main parties do
- she hasn't done enough to qualify for one in her own right (never held a senior cabinet post)
- Boris created two peerages after the election for Nicky Morgan (anyone fancy a pop?) and Zac Goldsmith (the sister?)

Best of all, until seeing this reply I'd now pretty much forgotten Jo Swinson even existed, she's now ancient history that much (or "residing in the 'Where are they now? file" to quote a funny film)

Author Topic: Jo Swinson lookalike wanted (Read 9874 times)

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