Jo Swinson lookalike wanted

[lovemachine]

Hi guys, I am looking for an escort with a body like Jo Swinson,the face is secondary. Age up to 35,about 5'7" tall,vanilla services,£70/30  min max,London only,and she does not need to be highly recommended  either. Any links welcomed.

[almalm]

Those boobs....!

Might even vote for her if she flops them out in the House of Commons.

[jimmymac]

Hi guys, I am looking for an escort with a body like Jo Swinson,the face is secondary. Age up to 35,about 5'7" tall,vanilla services,£70/30  min max,London only,and she does not need to be highly recommended  either. Any links welcomed.

Yeah, she's got a decent body, just wish she would keep her mouth shut. Luckily we have cocks to do keep her busy!

[winkywanky]

Hi guys, I am looking for an escort with a body like Jo Swinson,the face is secondary. Age up to 35,about 5'7" tall,vanilla services,£70/30  min max,London only,and she does not need to be highly recommended  either. Any links welcomed.

You're gonna find a girl and put a Jo Swinson mask on her, aren't you? 

I can't help noticing, every time I see her on the telly it doesn't matter what she's wearing, she obviously has nipples like bullets because you can always see them, trying to escape  .

[lovemachine]

That would be hilarious if I actually  did that.

[PLeisure]

I'm imagining her press team conducting their morning search for online mentions... and coming across this thread 
Do your bidding, gents
 

[winkywanky]

What I would say, is if her team do indeed come across this thread, first of all, clean your mess up after you.

Secondly, she does look quite hot, and I can't help thinking they're not fully exploiting that aspect in the run-up to the erection. Er, I mean election.

[Kingy28]

I reckon she'd be very popular at a gangbang party 

[mattharding]

I bet old Lembit tried it on back in the day with her the dirty get.

(in between Sian Lloyd and the Cheeky Girl, obvs)

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[scutty brown]

Hi guys, I am looking for an escort with a body like Jo Swinson,the face is secondary. Age up to 35,about 5'7" tall,vanilla services,£70/30  min max,London only,and she does not need to be highly recommended  either. Any links welcomed.

You're not thinking of creating fake photos by grafting her head on are you?
Just tried finding naked/nude photos of her online and couldn't find any at all! Not even fakes, quite remarkable for a politician

[sparkus]

I suspect Jo Swindon herself may be looking for new employment next year.

Seriously don't get the attraction, even if her dresses do accentuate her chebs (accurate use of, given she's a Scots girl).

[Dayardie]

I bet old Lembit tried it on back in the day with her the dirty get.

(in between Sian Lloyd and the Cheeky Girl, obvs)

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Just wow 

Now Brexit would be sorted with deepfake vid of her getting Brexit done with Boris 

[winkywanky]

I bet old Lembit tried it on back in the day with her the dirty get.

(in between Sian Lloyd and the Cheeky Girl, obvs)

Still time for 'historical abuse in the LibDem Party' to be uncovered  .

[ulstersubbie]

Those boobs....!

Very decent rack on her, teeth not so great and her politics are laughable. Better looking than most of the hags in our parliament.

[MartyW]

Funniest thread ever? In the ball park

[scutty brown]

Still time for 'hysterical abuse in the LibDem Party' to be uncovered  .

FIFY

[winkywanky]

 

Hysterical. Literally  .

[winkywanky]

They need a bit of excitement injected, been a long time since Paddy Pantsdown, even longer since Jeremy Thorpe shot the dog of his gay lover! 

[Chorley]

Can't see the appeal TBH. Big tits apart, shes average at best and annoying as fuck

[bhudda]

Can't see the appeal TBH. Big tits apart, shes average at best and annoying as fuck

and at the risk of going off topic, she was completely out of her depth in the party leaders show the other evening - didn't do herself or her party any favours at all.

[threechilliman]

Just wow 

Now Brexit would be sorted with deepfake vid of her getting Brexit done with Boris 

Deffo reckon Bozza would be up for that. Maybe Corbyn could join them for some DP action!

[Chorley]

Deffo reckon Bozza would be up for that. Maybe Corbyn could join them for some DP action!

FFS no!   

[sparkus]

Can't see the appeal TBH. Big tits apart, shes average at best and annoying as fuck

Only big as she's nursed some kids.

Up next on UKP: black mature Dianne Abbott, does the big rack still do the business?

[bushman]

Just can't take her seriously.
But I would have her on her back, head hanging off the bed with my cock rammed down her throat and my hands abusing her tits.

[DRJ]

April dawn kind of looks like a younger version of Jo with tits to match.




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[workinallweek]

April dawn kind of looks like a younger version of Jo with tits to match.




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got a link ?

[Jonestown]

To borrow a quote from Silvio Berlusconi about Mutti Merkle, Swinson is unfuckable, and so is her sidekick, Sturgeon.

[lovemachine]

April dawn kind of looks like a younger version of Jo with tits to match. She might do but from that picture the body does not look quite as sturdy as Jo. Does she match the other criteria.




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[Jeffe]

Hi guys, I am looking for an escort with a body like Jo Swinson,the face is secondary. Age up to 35,about 5'7" tall,vanilla services,£70/30  min max,London only,and she does not need to be highly recommended  either. Any links welcomed.

This could only be weirder if you looked like Corbyn 
 

[winkywanky]

Yes, and if she gets into bed with him, Corbyn will fuck her 

[sparkus]

This could only be weirder if you looked like Corbyn 

Be even funnier if OP was in fact Mr Swinson just pissed off at lack of nookie when his missus is out campaigning all days and hours.

[JonasG]

Good Lord I wouldn't get with her for free let alone pay for her.

[myothernameis]

Hi guys, I am looking for an escort with a body like Jo Swinson

You know, I had the same thought, that body she gets my vote 

[myothernameis]

April dawn kind of looks like a younger version of Jo with tits to match.

Found another model, who comes a close look to Jo Swinson, picture  grab taking from video, from Club filly, added a number of screenshots here


The model is known as Anita Blue

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[sparkus]

Having re-read OP's original intent, it just seems he wants a rounded bird with biggish tits for 70 quid.  Not exactly a big ask though not exactly beyond the realms of a bit of self-research either?

[lovemachine]

You've finally got it, but after lengthy research I can't find a good  match. Typically they will be too fat or too short.

[Fuzzyduck]

You've finally got it, but after lengthy research I can't find a good  match. Typically they will be too fat or too short.

Emms is the only one I could think of, but £20 over budget and carrying a little bit more weight than Swinson.
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[jesse4585]

There's a few you might like at HoD, all prettier than Jo Tory, but which meet most of your criteria:

Sarah's a dom so might be best in terms of matching Jo's personality, and has very similar tits, though is slightly shorter & bigger hair
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Laura's possibly the closest in looks, though shorter & prettier
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Or if you'd prefer someone a couple of inches taller & a little slimer, there's Adrian
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PS - if you find this helpful,  pls let me know if ever you come across a whore similar to Yvette Cooper  (I've met her in person, so much more charming than she might appear on TV)

[The Film Director]

pls let me know if ever you come across a whore similar to Yvette Cooper 

No, No, No - that's beyond the pale. 

[winkywanky]

What would be REALLY good is a WG who looked like Harriet Harman (who constantly campaigns against all those nasty men wanting to buy sex off poor, put-upon women  ).

It would be great to fuck her brains out (with her full consent, of course, and at her stated rate)

[Fuzzyduck]

What would be REALLY good is a WG who looked like Harriet Harman (who constantly campaigns against all those nasty men wanting to buy sex off poor, put-upon women  ).

It would be great to fuck her brains out (with her full consent, of course, and at her stated rate)

I expect there would need to be a special price for that kind of errrrm... niche roleplay.

[winkywanky]

There would also be a very large queue, so perhaps a Harriet Harman gangbang would be the order of the day  .

[workinallweek]

Emms is the only one I could think of, but £20 over budget and carrying a little bit more weight than Swinson.
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if she answered her messages 

[The Film Director]

Lisa Nandy?   

[winkywanky]

Nah, I reckon Corbyn got there first   

[Jonestown]

Sarah's a dom so might be best in terms of matching Jo's personality, and has very similar tits, though is slightly shorter & bigger hair

PS - if you find this helpful,  pls let me know if ever you come across a whore similar to Yvette Cooper  (I've met her in person, so much more charming than she might appear on TV)

No, just no, Sarah is a thoroughbred filly, Jo is whatever a cross between a mule and a donkey is called.

For similarity to Yvette keep your eye out for the return of Luby Love, last seen in Earls Court a year or so ago.

[jesse4585]

No, just no, Sarah is a thoroughbred filly, Jo is whatever a cross between a mule and a donkey is called.

For similarity to Yvette keep your eye out for the return of Luby Love, last seen in Earls Court a year or so ago.

You're right, I didnt word that very well, all three seem more attractive, and Sarah is probably much classier (I've not met her, but going by your comment & reviews)

Thanks for the Luby Love tip 

[orthopod]

I am also very attracted to her tits and always looking out when she comes on telly. That is the only thing she offers though so pretty useless as a political leader.

[winkywanky]

I've noticed that her nipples are very keen to tell you all to vote Libdem.

[timbucktwo]

Ha ha Jokes Jo Swinson 😂 don’t find the attraction , but given on a plate I won’t Lib Dem tits alone.