External Link/Members Only Second punt of the day after my cracker with Tyler GFE.
Karla's been on my radar since I first noticed her on the Yorkshire board, when I saw she was touring Mcr I fancied a bit of that.
Comms were by text & very easy, she comes across well.
She likes confirmation an hr before, arrived at her apartment block in the Shudehill/Northern Quarter area & she phoned me to give me the door code & directions.
Her place was a modern apartment, nice & clean with incense burning which smelt nice.
Karla herself is the woman in the profile pictures, Colombian, attractive 30 something, killer natural (I think) rack & a nice firm Latin booty.
Paid her the Deniro & had a quick shower, nice & warm with a clean towel waiting for me.
She put on the Colombian equivalent of 'Now That's What I Call Annoying Generic Chart Shit' on her phone which was nice at first but soon became too loud & intrusive, luckily she knocked it off after a while.
To sum up the punt, we didn't 'click', I was sucking her boobs too hard, light kitten like licks only apparently
I touched her pussy only for her to flinch & say "no fingers" I wasn't sure if she meant inside or anywhere on her pussy so I just didn't bother trying to touch it after that.
Obviously RO was a complete no no then.
Her understanding of English came & went by the way, it was great when she was informing me of another thing she didn't like, less so when I was trying to converse with her about what I, the paying customer, liked
Fucking brasses!
Kissing was decent & sensual at times but was mostly that crappy tongue flicking shit.
Does anybody actually enjoy that???
BJ was forgettable, too light & I actually lost wood during it, normally I'd guide the girl & let her know how I like it, with her I didn't fancy it & sensed it wouldn't go down well (bit like her
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As a result of all this standoffnish she was exuding I was tense so my hard on went the way of the Dodo.
Some better kissing & the gentlest of licks on her tits from me as she skillfully wanked me with lube had me rock hard.
It was very enjoyable & i was tempted to just let her finish me like that but I hadn't paid £70 for a wank so I asked her to put the rubber on.
Cowgirl was good, slow & sensual with lots of eye contact but she controlled it all, after awhile she climbed off & flipped around for reverse CG.
Instead of asking me to adjust my legs for her she roughly grabbed them & threw them in place, now she'd started the punt by moaning & being a diva that I was being to rough sucking her tits but obviously didn't mind being rough with me
Fucking brasses!
Reverse CG was brief & meh as was Doggy afterwards, which she started by telling me not to touch her hair & throwing a wet wipe at me to wipe my hands in case I touched her luscious locks, needless to say I didn't go near Miss Diva's precious fkn hair.
She positioned herself so she was controlling the Doggy basically, so I couldn't go deep or get a good ryhthm going nevermind bang her or smash her.
It was dull & Lil KK lost interest, quick as a flash she was moaning that I'd gone soft.
I gave up at that point pulled my limp dick out & let her wank me to a finish as I touched her nice arse (she'd not complained about this previously so i knew I could get away with that lol) & looked at her gorgeous pendulous tits.
She looked bored, I felt bored.
She cleaned me up nicely though & suddenly lightened up & wanted to chat, I usually like a post punt chat but couldn't be arsed with her.
I left wondering what happened to the Latin firecracker I was expecting.
Totally not my kind of service, devoid of passion & spontaneity.
We totally didn't click.
She's obviously got her fans & has a good record on here but I can only speak about my experience & it was a big disappointment & there's absolutely no chance I'd return
£70 for 30 mins
