Abbey @ MK Escorts

[edc770]

I had not been to one of the Milton Keynes parlours for quite some time but then I saw Abbey as a new addition at MK Escorts. I thought I would give her a try as I found her looks appealing, but sadly the filthy petite elf that I thought I had seen in the profile pictures was not quite what I got. Half an hour for £60. 

Comms/venue
Usual place in Fenny Stratford, usual efficient booking process

Appearance
As already mentioned Abbey was not quite petite elf that I had seen in the picture, probably about size 12, about 5 foot 6 tall, a little bit of puppy fat, ginger curly hair, quite pretty face, moderate tits but a little bit sloppy, shaved pussy. Pleasant enough girl American girl, welcoming but not a lot of chemistry there.

Services
Vanilla selection of RO, OW, protected sex in cowgirl and mish. Minimal kissing.

The action
Got buzzed in and let into the room (the noisy ground floor one) with Abbey. She was quite pleasant and welcoming, but not really a rampant sex machine, more like a platonic mate. We got down to business with a little bit of kissing, then stripping off she started to give me some OW. This was probably the best part of the punt and I was standing three quarters to attention, so Abbey climbed on cowgirl and we fucked in this position for a bit. Losing momentum I volunteered some RO.
This is where we had a bit of a problem because she did not like her lips being spread and so I couldn't really get a tongue into do anything, so giving up with this we carried on with sex this time in mish. Unfortunately I had gone a little bit soft by this point and so it was difficult to get any penetration into a quite inaccessible hole, but eventually I did and pumped away for a while. I was not quite feeling it, and nor was Abbey, and my softening cock popped out and couldn't get back in again. Attempts at doggy were a non starter.
Abbey suggested finishing on her tits and as I was not getting to get much of a better offer, this I did, wanking nicely all over them. Chat, clean up and on my way.

Summary
A disappointment, firm neutral. Even though Abbey was quite a nice girl and had no attitude problem, we had no chemistry and she wasn’t into the sex, and I think she was having second thoughts about this line of work. I would have posted a link to her profile but in the 3 weeks since I saw her it has disappeared which comes as no surprise, so you get the generic MKE link instead External Link/Members Only. Next time I will confine myself to girls where I can see the profile pic...

[DrConners]

A disappointment, firm neutral. Even though Abbey was quite a nice girl and had no attitude problem, we had no chemistry and she wasn’t into the sex, and I think she was having second thoughts about this line of work. I would have posted a link to her profile but in the 3 weeks since I saw her it has disappeared which comes as no surprise, so you get the generic MKE link instead External Link/Members Only. Next time I will confine myself to girls where I can see the profile pic...

Cheers, this reads as an honest & informative review - Although I acknowledge you really didn't have a satisfying time.

I've inadvertantly booked WG's in the past not knowing they were pimped out, some good, some not so good ect.

The reason I've never booked through an agency before is that it immediately screams 'pimped out' to me, but that is just my opinion.

My impression is that the girls generally have no idea what services are advertised & what they will or won't do. The reason I quoted the last part of your review I guess.

I read positive & negative reviews on here about 'agencys' - My problem is that IMO this word has a thin sheen of that scratch card material over it, when you remove it the word 'pimp' appears.

This is in no way a criticism of those that do use 'agencys' - And I know I'm missing out on potential bookings, I just don't like the thought of funding these cunts.

Thanks again for the review